Teach me

After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever.

You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals.

I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.

I'd have to say that this sub is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.

None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!

I give this subreddit board, masquerading as a drama board, a 1/10.

I am neither pretentious, long-winded

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Not an argument.

It wasn't supposed to be, just pointing out that you are guilty of all the things you claim that we are.

But following that logic and the fact your claim of not being those things(which you claim make you superior) has been proven false (by you I might add) you are no better than any of the people already here.

Combine the above with your copy past-worthy screed...i'd argue you are in fact Mod material.

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A challenger appears.

Discord is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In Discord you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the Discord motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.

I have no idea what discord is.

Is this supposed to be funny? All I see is someone who is posting just for the sake of posting, or perhaps pleading for undeserved karma.

Is this supposed to be funny?

No, I really don't know what that is.

All I see is someone who is posting just for the sake of posting, or perhaps pleading for undeserved karma.

You sound upset.

Upset? Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little fucking cry baby? Fuck off. Literally I'm not fucking saying a fucking word to you and you're not gonna fucking follow me because you have a fucking problem with me just fucking talking shit? Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who the fuck I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid? Honestly I'm fucking sick of fucking kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please. Yeah, talk your fucking shit. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid.

Decent copy pasta, I r8 8/8.

I've dedicated my life to bettering myself. I've lost insane amounts of weight, gained muscle, learned to read and write at a higher level as well as edit videos, and I've achieved a small degree of fame because I applied what I learned.

Your opinion of me matters no more than the opinion of the world's smartest termite.

I r8 this one, 5/7.

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copy past-worthy screed...

Hmmmm

I've dedicated my life to bettering myself. I've lost insane amounts of weight, gained muscle, learned to read and write at a higher level as well as edit videos, and I've achieved a small degree of fame because I applied what I learned.

Your opinion of me matters no more than the opinion of the world's smartest termite.

whose alt are you

Why aren't you a cuck ?

Bulls are just brutish and animalistic figures. Their pleasures are basic and momentary. Absolutely anyone with a big dick can be a bull, and fuck tons of girls, but it is so blasé.

The cuck is a much more cerebral role that leads to a much richer sexual experience sans the actual sex. You get to be at once the puppeteer of another's carnal pleasures and a master of self denial and repression.

It is not at all easy to be a cuck. I know even now most people reading this will laugh and think that I am lesser because I love watching my wife be bred by well endowed men. But although the term gets overused as an insult, the truth is most men couldn't handle it. They can't get override their neanderthal brain impulse to "own" a woman all for themselves, to really enjoy being witness to a completely honest mentally, sexually, and even spiritually satisfying relationship of a cuck, his hotwife, and the bull of the day.

Cucking is the intellectual man's fetish. Being a cuck is a sign of both wisdom and knowledge.

>mfw the bull empties his third load of the evening into my wife with a guttural howl

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We are circlejerking in hating one another. Its like when that post was on the frontpage about a tweet that said that most R&M fans believe they are Ricks but they are Jerrys. And everyone was commenting how wanting to be Rick is stupid and that they identified happily with Jerry. Like WTF, it is supposed to be a show about how much like Rick we should be and how less like Jerry. Jerry is pathetic, he is happy because he is both ignorant and delusional. On the other hand, Rick is fucking awesome and does what he wants, but he is depressive and suicidal. For me, this show is about how extremely rational people often are shunned from society because they are not as "emotional" as one "should" be, and how having a deep understanding of the universe only makes you depressed at how insignificant you are.

You... You people are what IS FUCKING WRONG WITH REDDIT. FUCK YOU. This is the lowest common denominator right here ladies and gentlemen. This website used to be a place where enlightened gentlemen such as myself could gather and spread our knowledge. Too bad 2014 is long behind us. Now this site is infested with children that just mindlessly laugh at the same shitty low effort jokes day after day. Please, get the fuck off this site.

I just want to tell you all that everything you guys are doing is wrong. You guys need to reform your ways, stop being so wrong and accept the fact that Donald Trump is your president.

To act in accordance with rules or standards, you yourself must possess (the 1st letter of the English alphabet) very high intelligence quotient if you desire to fully comprehend the animated television series Richard and Mortimer. The humor implemented within the aforementioned television show happens to be extremely subtle, and without (the 1st letter of the English alphabet) solid cognitive understanding of theoretical physics, the majority of the show's quips will not be understood or even identified by standard viewers of this television series. There also happens to be Richard's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven throughout his characterization - his personal philosophy draws in great proportions from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance.

The people filled with excessive and single-minded zeal for Richard and Mortimer are able to cognitively understand the aforementioned information; as they possess the intellectual capacity to legitimately appreciate the true and intended meanings of these complex quips, to realize that they are not only considered humorous - they also happen to exclaim something philosophical about existing as a carbon-based life-form. As (the 1st letter of the English alphabet) consequence, individuals who dare to abhor viewing the television series Richard and Mortimer truly are nincompoops - it is very clear that they would not appreciate, for instance, the humor concealed within Richard's existential catchphrase “Wubbard lubbard dubbith dubbith,” which itself is (the 1st letter of the English alphabet) cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic "Fathers and Sons". I happen to be smirking as I am typing these very English words, simply cognitively envisioning a singular one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their own foreheads in confusion as Daniel Harmon’s brilliant wit unfolds itself upon their television screens. What nincompoops... how (the 9th letter of the English alphabet) pity their very existence.

And indeed, for thine information, (the 9th letter of the English alphabet) do bear upon my mortal flesh (the 1st letter of the English alphabet) Richard and Mortimer permanent tattoo. And nay, you cannot lay your eyes upon said tattoo. It just so happens to be only for the apertures of dames whom I love very dearly - and even then, said women must demonstrate that they happen to be within five intelligence quotient points of my own (preferably by myself, lower) beforehand. There happens to be nothing personal about this blurb of text, adolescent.

The largest problem facing the betterment of society is the dramatic sudden shift in the nature of the way children are raised and nurtured.

This website and most of its most commonly accessed subreddits; as well as most internet forums are clear and obvious indication that allowing children to access the internet freely and without time limits and limits on the content they can see is a major mistake on the part of parents and leaders.

But also, children having children has been a problem for a long evolutionary time and is still a problem and perhaps the problem in amplified by the gross and icky proliferation of mass social media.

I see Lena Dunham as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Lena Dunham is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Lena Dunham does it for me.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at high school, and I’ve been involved in numerous /r/atheism frontpage posts, and I have over 300 confirmed facebook debate wins. I am trained in theology and I’m the top debater on this entire website. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of atheists across the Scandinavian peninsula and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can convince you that god doesn't exist in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare intellect. Not only am I extensively trained in debate, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my local library and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this website, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, skytard.

What did you just say about me you little bitch?

I've dedicated my life to bettering myself. I've lost insane amounts of weight, gained muscle, learned to read and write at a higher level as well as edit videos, and I've achieved a small degree of fame because I applied what I learned.

Your opinion of me matters no more than the opinion of the world's smartest termite.