🔥🔥🔥 title OP. CBS local news apparently needs you, since the best they could come up with was "Navy admits to being involved in obscene skydrawings spotted in Okanogan Co".
Lmao, "we're deliberately not showing you the drawings because...they're offensive."
Thanks for looking out from us. Everyone knows the demons enter the soul through the image of the penis. Even the crudest representation is a potent phallic sigil and fates us to ruin.
A mother who lives in Okanogan who took pictures of the drawings reached out to KREM 2 to complain about the images, saying she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were.
The horror! Imagine having to explain basic human anatomy to a child 😯 What if her children learn about external ureters before they get married? What if, gasp, what if she has to explain to her children what sex is before Roy Moore/Kevin Spacey/a Catholic priest/the President/Jared from Subway get to show them first hand? Why does society expect parents to do all this parenting?
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1 TinyJibble 2017-11-17
🔥🔥🔥 title OP. CBS local news apparently needs you, since the best they could come up with was "Navy admits to being involved in obscene skydrawings spotted in Okanogan Co".
1 better_bot 2017-11-17
Lmao, "we're deliberately not showing you the drawings because...they're offensive."
Thanks for looking out from us. Everyone knows the demons enter the soul through the image of the penis. Even the crudest representation is a potent phallic sigil and fates us to ruin.
1 Sebaceous_Sebacious 2017-11-17
The pics are in the article?
1 better_bot 2017-11-17
It was said in the video.
1 Sebaceous_Sebacious 2017-11-17
Oh
1 gives-out-hugs 2017-11-17
Looking out FOR us
1 better_bot 2017-11-17
Communication is collaboration. Thanks.
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-17
I wanted to see some dicks. 😞
1 SDIHTD 2017-11-17
r/latestagecapitalism
1 ragazzo_soup 2017-11-17
She said dicks, not micro-dicks.
1 RhymeToes 2017-11-17
Size queen.
1 JumbledFun 2017-11-17
But did they draw a bussy in front of the cock?
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-11-17
And the viral marketing campaign for Top Gun II - Mission: Pyongyang begins.
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2017-11-17
The horror! Imagine having to explain basic human anatomy to a child 😯 What if her children learn about external ureters before they get married? What if, gasp, what if she has to explain to her children what sex is before Roy Moore/Kevin Spacey/a Catholic priest/the President/Jared from Subway get to show them first hand? Why does society expect parents to do all this parenting?