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Well we all know OP is a virgin

Not anally.

Female virgins are fucking trash though... brb 4 sessions in before I can stick in half of my bull's 9 inch Big Black Cock

Female virgins are fucking trash though.

like many things, it's a complex issue

pro: tight gussy, probably not going to get an STD, they're more likely to think you know what you're doing AKA more times to hit it

con: they are going to fall in love with you and cry like you killed their dog when you break up with them

con: they are going to fall in love with you and cry like you killed their dog when you break up with them

This is every woman tbqh

con: they are going to fall in love with you and cry like you killed their dog when you break up with them

How is this a con? Roastie crying and prefect for drunk booty calling.

con: they're going to do a shit blowjob and scrape your dick with their teeth, try to pretend that a handjob is worth anything, and then lay there like a dead fish while you try to push an orgasm out of a rapidly shrinking cock.

gussy

You meant to list that as a "con" right?

pro: tight gussy

1. That's not how it works.

2. ew gussy

if u date a female thats had sex before you are a CUCK

Boys are told masculinity means wanting all the sex all the time, and they should be ashamed if they fail at this.

no one had to tell me I wanted to have sex all the time when I was 17, that came to me pretty natural lol

not already losing it to your gym teacher before age 17

This is what these idiots can't grasp. Society didn't tell me I had to get laid a lot, I fucking wanted to get laid a lot.

How is u/hideo not a mod here, holy shit

Wrong ping. It is u/higeo

Sex is a game where, when sex happens, the man wins and the woman loses.

Wew

dis but unironical

I am starting to think that nobody there has a very active sex life.

Hey u/higeo, few things I want to share with you:

a) first of all - fuck you.

b) and now, someting for you to think about - when I was a teenager I used to consider that it would have been better to be a neckbeard virgin...or...RATHER - what would happen if I had an option to be a gay/bi man.

Also, believe you me - some ( le fucking gasp ) women in this world deserve all the hate and misogyny they get.

Now think about all of this and tell me fucker - did I got what I deserve?

lmao @ u, fucking virgin.

I'm not a virgin for a very, very long time now.

I'm not a virgin for a very, very long time now

Whatever you say

Yeah, about 14 years by now...

Your body pillow doesn’t count.

I believe they're called waifu pillows.

We're ones to talk.

u/The_Gecko

What's a n*gger?

What's a Paladin?

Lock, key, yadda yadda.

Sex is a game where, when sex happens, the man wins and the woman loses.

/u/somecallmenonny if you're having sex with a redditor, that's basically accurate tbqh.

Making fun of them makes me happy, almost revitalized

This is a troll, surely?

Nope just a moderate feminist