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Me with politics

GET THIS TO THE TOP

Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him

Peace.

How many of the 50 women where raped by this guy?

allegedly 0

51

and this is why democrats are literally gods compared to republicans.

the conservitard god emperor has to rape, has to touch women who don't want it.

democratic pimp-ass player justice gets pussy thrown at him.

Errr?

he's a jew, that's different.

Word.

Heyo

Username jewlevant

has to touch women who don't want it.

wasn't the entire point that they do want it

no, they are "pressured into it by the evil man's position of power."

Do these kinds of people not know that women are attracted to power?

they know, they just treat that point like it's a sexist talking point, and avoid the fact that females have the ability to be master manipulators, and gold-digging whores.

they would rather perpetuate the idea that all women are helpless, and stupid, than make anyone think that a woman could be a completely shitty human being that could facilitate meetings with powerful men in order to fuck their way to the top.

Man you must be having a hard time since /r/incels got banned huh

Hunty, I'm gay, I have no issues getting bussy all night long.

nice projection. <3

Ahh my bad, you're just of those /r/MGTOWWOM fellas.

you might have a point if I wasn't playing doctor with neighbor boys at 8...

Holy shit. That's real.

It's a parody sub.

this is why democrats ar objectively better.

there, i said it, fuckin' bring it.

I’m seeing this as a positive for him, tbh.

WILL SERVICE FEMALE CONSTITUENTS.

you must be at least this gorgeous to be entered

Passionate sex in hayloft optional

He's a democrat, he does his naughty naughty at a cheap hotel. You're thinking of republicans.

Pre-Edit

For real?

https://web.archive.org/web/20171117181705/https://www.facebook.com/WilliamMONeill/posts/10105715840671394

this is truly the greatest timeline

That's not the supposed pre-edit version with all those secretaries and advisors of other politicians.

I read that as Bob Taft Sr was his first love.

I read it three times thinking that was what he meant, which would've been hilariously mockingful.

Me too, was so confused. Reread that sentance too many times before i understood

It's literally what he says.

Holy shit I love American politics

Please tell me this is real, reads right out of r/ihavesex

I thought it was more r/fellowchads

I wanted this to be real

Chad reeeeee

He's the long dick of the law.

OMG, you took civil procedure!

There are way too many (((lawyers))) in this damn sub.

What a don

that's it? Chad bangs 3 different girls per week. In 50 years Chad had been balls deep in 7500 women. Statistically, only a handful of them were secretly men.

secretly men

Chad doesn't give a shit. Only betas are afraid of traps. Chad just smashes that bussy.

“Any hole’s a goal.” - Chad, probably

TRAPS AREN"T GAY

This but unironically

Yes they are, you filthy degenerate

I did the math and reserch, according to Wikipedia the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the average volume of an adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation the average mass of an adult male is 7.14kg. I then found the volume by divinding this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of an adult male was then found to be 0.0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis i found earlier, 9.72 in cubed I got 0.0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult males volume. Assuming the lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.

That was actually helpful to my self-esteem, I guess I have a very average penis

I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation the average mass of an adult male is 7.14kg

Ah, no, see, your original "weight" reading of 70 kg was actually already a mass reading; kilos aren't units of weight and if you'd had the weight of an average man then it would have been ~690N (that's newtons). Informally, mass and weight tend to be used interchangeably as the typical person's experience will always be in a unit-gravity frame of reference.

No, the average mass of an adult male is 7.14kg.

You seem unusually challenged by metric units. Are you by any chance American?

Liking dick is gay, trap or not dude

Not understanding what a feminine penis is

Shame on you tbh

If you think traps are gay you also have to accept that transmen are straight. Even if he has more muscles than you

What the fuck kinda weakass Chads do you know? Average of 8 a week over their sexual career. Anything short of 20,000 is pure beta.

Secretly?

This has been a great week in the dramasphere

pretty undeniable

The last nearly two years have been pretty great, and the future looks bright.

I have a feeling he didn't get a lot of sleep last night

See us libs can get our weens touched! Suck it chads

this is what it looks like when a democrat tries to be "cool"

I'm just chilling in Cedar Rapids!

dude it worked, i’m sweating up a storm here

dat hayloft sex doe

Fuck it, I'd vote for Bill 'Pussy Crusher' O'Neill.

I thought it was pretty great.

Knowing people that worked on many high-level campaigns in a public-facing role, I will tell you 50 is a low number for a politician

Mormons have either a very high partner count or a partner count of 1, depending on if they are the polygamy type or not

he was a JUDGE tho

Oh yes daddy, bang that gavel harder. Faster! Faster! Bring me to order daddy, bring me to order.

Her buxom breasts were like bags of sand

WTF is that legit?

lemme check

Look at this stallion. He's obviously a hard drinkin', cum-slingin' fuck monster.

well, maybe 40 years ago

i assume there’s a pretty big dropoff and he doesn’t just fuck a model a year

I'm not calling bullshit or anything, 50 isn't an absurd number if you date for a few decades. I'm just marveling at the testosterone-dripping cunt destroyer sitting on his tastefully beige furniture with a malarial cocker spaniel. After the press conference they'll probably have to throw out all the soggy chairs he's going to leave.

is he gonna crank up that number up to 66 afterward?

Look at his face though, he's pretty full of himself and confident

Women eat that shit up

r/incels would be memeing about how this guy is beyond even the fabled dog-tier and mogs everyone.

I miss those guys.

And he has every right to be. Those jeans were black when he bought them at Sears in 1987. Thirty years of ladygoo bleaching later and he's like the big game hunter of olde wearing lion pelt jeans.

I mean judge salary pays for some hot hookers.

yeah but they have to sit in front of people all day

Even more access to Stacies down on their luck willing to do anything to win their case. Seems to me like he was being humble and severely underrepresented his Chad cred to remain relatable to his voters.

fair, who knows what’s goin on under that bench

Who knows man but it's making me regret dropping out of law school.

Dungeons & Dragons

oh. well one thing leads to another i suppose

Slut.

This is why the us is going down the shitter.

sexual indiscretions decades ago

That’s how he distills all of the recent controversies? It doesn’t seem like the guy did anything wrong, but then he ends it by sounding like an apologist for rapists and kiddie-diddlers. What an idiot.

they’re all sexual indiscretions, just of wildly varying degrees

the dude’s a judge, he knows how to generalize

I'm prolly going to regret this comment, but

Shit like colbert with the forced kiss and hoverhands picture?

Ben Affleck hugs a girl and maybe touchs her breast?

I'm totally down with serious sexual allegations (like criminal level) coming back to haunt you, but some of these don't seem to rise to national importance

No but the stupid shit isn’t what’s driving this thing

Yeah actually that's a really good point

Yeah, it is.

All these bitches who took hush money or advances their careers with their ass should just shut the fuck up.

Everyone loves a good witch hunt

goddamn

this dude’s such a BRO

This shameless bragging will surely cost him the vote of the key incel demographic.

Sometimes I post pictures of attractive women on various subreddits.

I am NEET.

WE are NEET.

WE WUZ NEET

WE IZ NEET

Ok, so?

isn’t that cool?

I don't Facebook! Can someone transcribe please? !

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lol, as if anyone could possibly have sex with over 50 live womens.

I am going to a college reunion tomorrow. I suppose it is going to be even when some girl says I fingered her when she said no and when she stuck a finger up my asshole and lost a nail.

Asking for a friend.

This guy fucks