A bunch of pots get together to discuss the various shades and hues of kettles.

41  2017-11-18 by buttermyself

31 comments

Why do you post like a retard under u/Ed_butteredtoast, but then agenda-post with this account?

Btw, when I'm drunk I turn into Redactor1. She's a sexy Korean girl in her early 20s, a bit of a diva, and she might be rude to you but don't hold that against me when I wake up with a hangover.

I thought i was being retarded.

My bad, carry on.

RULES ON HOW TO REPLY TO ME ON REDDIT

TITLE 6. OF THE POSTS IN ARGUMENTS [420 - 475] ( Title 6 enacted 2015. )

CHAPTER 3. Objections to Pleadings; Denials and Defenses [430.10 - 432.10] ( Chapter 3 added by Stats. 2017, Ch. 244. )

ARTICLE 2. Denials and Defenses [431.10 - 431.70] ( Article 2 added by Stats. 2017, Ch. 244. )

431.30. (a) The answer to a post shall contain:

(1) The general or specific denial of the material allegations of the post controverted by the defendant.

(2) A statement of any new matter constituting a defense.

(c) Affirmative action may not be claimed in the answer.

(d) If the post is subject to Article 2 (commencing with Section 90) of Chapter 5.1 of Title 1 of Part 1 or is not verified, a general denial is sufficient but only puts in issue the material allegations of the post. If the post is verified, unless the post is subject to Article 2 (commencing with Section 90) of Chapter 5.1 of Title 1 of Part 1, the denial of the allegations shall be made positively or according to the information and belief of the defendant. However, if the cause of action is a claim assigned to a third party for collection and the post is verified, the denial of the allegations shall be made positively or according to the information and belief of the defendant, even if the post is subject to Article 2 (commencing with Section 90) of Chapter 5.1 of Title 1 of Part 1.

(e) If the defendant has no information or belief upon the subject sufficient to enable him or her to answer an allegation of the post, he or she may so state in his or her answer and place his or her denial on that ground.

(f) The denials of the allegations controverted may be stated by reference to specific paragraphs or parts of the post; or by express admission of certain allegations of the post with a general denial of all of the allegations not so admitted; or by denial of certain allegations upon information and belief, or for lack of sufficient information or belief, with a general denial of all allegations not so denied or expressly admitted.

(g) The defenses shall be separately stated, and the several defenses shall refer to the causes of action which they are intended to answer, in a manner by which they may be intelligibly distinguished.

431.40. (a) Any provision of law to the contrary notwithstanding, in any action in which the demand, exclusive of interest, or the value of the property in controversy does not exceed one thousand karma, the defendant at his option, in lieu of demurrer or other answer, may file a general written denial and a brief statement of any new matter constituting a defense.

(b) Nothing in this section excuses the defendant from complying with the provisions of law applicable to a cross-post, and any cross-post of the defendant shall be subject to the requirements applicable in any other action.

(c) The general written denial described in subdivision (a) shall be on a blank available at the place of filing and shall be in a form prescribed by the Reddit Admins. This form need not be verified.


Take your fucking trash elsewhere, or eat it yourself and choke on it. Stop leaving it on my doorstep.

That's more like it

No. Stop.

It's almost admirable. Like a puppy with down syndrome trying to speak human

Controversial opinion: rape is bad

Debate me

Considering how many generations of humans there have been, I would say it's a near statistical certainty that we are all the products of rape. Rape is objectively good because without it neither of us would exist to even have this debate.

But the debate is stupid, and the world would be better without you. Sorry, rape is still bad.

Friendly reminder that feminism is good for society and to watch out for all the male redditors with toxic masculinity problems!

This but unironically.

If you're only ever going to post one comment at least come up with something less obviously satirical

Wrong. Without rape you wouldnt exist to call this debate stupid.

Friendly reminder that feminism is good for society and to watch out for all the male redditors with toxic masculinity problems!

Without rape feminists wouldnt exist either.

Friendly reminder that feminism is good for society and to watch out for all the male redditors with toxic masculinity problems!

!isbot

Rape

So BraveTM

Non sequitur fallacy, the dog consented.

Anyone else enjoying the fact that Trumpkins are breathlessly following a woman known for dedicating entire television episodes of her eponymous TV show to anti-conservative talking points?

No debate that their sense of humor is better than democrats.

Watching monkeys throw poo at each other is hysterical but that doesnt make them comedic geniuses.

No but a monkey throwing poo is funnier than the monkey beside him telling us how puerile the poo throwing monkey is

Tell me more about how unfunny the people laughing at you are. This is fascinating to me.

You haven't shown any quality humor yet

But im laughing at you right now.

Please no, not my karma

Laughter intesifies

Since there is gay marriage, then sooner or later there will be legalized Utah-style poly-marriage. Writing is on the wall...

How am i not yet subscribed to this?