I'm going to wrap one on one shoulder, I'm gonna wrap the other on the other shoulder, and they're gonna need a fookin army to come take them sexual misconduct accusations off me!
I would like to apologise for destroying an absolutely unprecedented quantity of bussy. Unfortunately for me, I have not crushed any bussy, because I am too autistic. That is all.
During the windfall of deeply necessary accusations over the last few months in /r/drama, we have been thrilled to see so many women’s voices heard and dark experiences in this industry justified. It’s a hugely important time of change and, like every feminist in /r/drama and beyond, we celebrate. But during every time of change there are also incidences of the culture, in its enthusiasm and zeal, taking down the wrong targets. We believe, having worked closely with him for more than half a decade, that this is the case with /u/i_eat_crayons1. While our first instinct is to listen to every woman’s story, our insider knowledge of /u/i_eat_crayons1 situation makes us confident that sadly this accusation is one of the 3% of assault cases that are misreported every year. It is a true shame to add to that number, as outside of /r/drama's women still struggle to be believed. We stand by /u/i_eat_crayons1 and this is all we’ll be saying about this issue
15 comments
1 WarSanchez 2017-11-18
I would like to apologize
1 weniscommander 2017-11-18
I'm going to wrap one on one shoulder, I'm gonna wrap the other on the other shoulder, and they're gonna need a fookin army to come take them sexual misconduct accusations off me!
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-11-18
I want to apologize
1 telandrias 2017-11-18
I've had sex with like, five different women. I know it's upsetting to some so I apologize for that.
1 i_eat_crayons1 2017-11-18
I'm sorry but that's not enough. You should come out as gay, too.
1 Shiwanshu1 2017-11-18
Did the women knew?
1 oneofoursubmarines 2017-11-18
There is no such thing as a male feminist.
1 lesbian_goddess 2017-11-18
Friendly reminder that feminism is good for society and to watch out for all the male redditors with toxic masculinity problems!
1 i_eat_crayons1 2017-11-18
Alleged male feminists, confirmed rapists.
1 lesbian_goddess 2017-11-18
Friendly reminder that feminism is good for society and to watch out for all the male redditors with toxic masculinity problems!
1 shallowm 2017-11-18
feminism
1 shallowm 2017-11-18
feminists
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-18
what about Dr. Eggman?
1 Singulaire 2017-11-18
I would like to apologise for destroying an absolutely unprecedented quantity of bussy. Unfortunately for me, I have not crushed any bussy, because I am too autistic. That is all.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-18
way ahead of ya
1 LikeTotesObvi 2017-11-18
metoo
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-11-18
I apologize
1 Greatpointbut 2017-11-18
During the windfall of deeply necessary accusations over the last few months in /r/drama, we have been thrilled to see so many women’s voices heard and dark experiences in this industry justified. It’s a hugely important time of change and, like every feminist in /r/drama and beyond, we celebrate. But during every time of change there are also incidences of the culture, in its enthusiasm and zeal, taking down the wrong targets. We believe, having worked closely with him for more than half a decade, that this is the case with /u/i_eat_crayons1. While our first instinct is to listen to every woman’s story, our insider knowledge of /u/i_eat_crayons1 situation makes us confident that sadly this accusation is one of the 3% of assault cases that are misreported every year. It is a true shame to add to that number, as outside of /r/drama's women still struggle to be believed. We stand by /u/i_eat_crayons1 and this is all we’ll be saying about this issue
1 lesbian_goddess 2017-11-18
Friendly reminder that feminism is good for society and to watch out for all the male redditors with toxic masculinity problems!