Highlights for people who can't watch the video right now. It's Kathy Griffin! She's back and apparently more paranoid and insane than ever!
0:10 "What's the date" - she doesn't know what day it is.
1:20 "I just want you guys to know I am in the middle of a blacklist... I am not booked on any talkshows, I am selling tickets worldwide which is really hard when... everyone thinks you're crazy! (nervous laugh)"
1:40 "so I just want you guys to know, when I get home, I do not have one single day of paid work in front of me... because this is some bullshit because I've been blacklisted."
2:17 "my legal bills are through the roof, obviously."
2:38 "every country I've played I can't believe there are hundreds if not thousands of people who don't even speak English as their first language! And I'm very heartened by that!" (what? did she mean people attending?)
3:10 paranoid conspiracizing that private investigators paid by harvey weinstein will start stalking her soon and that she is on INTERPOL's watch list.
3:30 "I only have seven more shows left on this tour and I'm not gonna lie, it's gonna be hard when I go home and I don't have one single show in my future..."
3:40 "I don't wanna do free shows... I think I should be able to get my life back... this wall of crap has never fallen on any woman in the history of america like it has on me"
4:25 "I wish I was on television... I have two Emmys, which apparently doesn't mean anything."
5:05 "And you know my new title: The Mayor Of Zero Fucksville. ZERO."
And she points out that Nick Kroll's father founded Kroll Inc., the global private detective/spy agency that Weinstein hired to smear his victims. So apparently she thinks Nick Kroll is out to get her too or something.
She did really awful standup comedy on Bravo. I can't imagine what her audience was. Extremely retarded middle aged women? Extremely retarded gay men? Apparently somebody out there was watching.
I've never found you funny. Not even a little. You're like the posterchild for what makes a bad female comic. Every other bit can be boiled down to either you trying way too hard to be edgy, or MUH VAGINA. You're the gender equivalent of ethnic comedians who focus entirely on their ethnicity instead of being funny in a way that relates to everyone. I mean, if you like using your sex as a gimmick so much, you could get up there and smash your extra large used tampons with a big giant hammer and be the new, less attractive gallagher! Nah... too classy. You're more of a prop girl... Aren't props just SO funny?
I've dedicated my life to bettering myself. I've lost insane amounts of weight, gained muscle, learned to read and write at a higher level as well as edit videos, and I've achieved a small degree of fame because I applied what I learned.
Your opinion of me matters no more than the opinion of the world's smartest termite.
As dis likable as she is, I'm still wondering how the photographer, who came up with the idea and has actual ownership over the work, managed to get off completely unscathed. She really did take 100% of the blame when it probably should have gone 50-50 if not even less for her.
the only people who cared about kathy griffin a year ago were bitchy wasp moms and loud alcoholic spinsters, the photographer iirc looked like one of those edgy la types whos popular with rich drug addicts
having known many multi-millionaire la junkies in my time, i can assure you they dont give a fuck about edgy photoshoots
It's like I said last time, she's on course to join Randy Quaid. The shadowy conspiracy that's out to get her is none other than the Starwhackers. I just have to wonder if she's being honest when she says she doesn't do drugs, because that would explain a hell of a lot.
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1 S994 2017-11-19
Highlights for people who can't watch the video right now. It's Kathy Griffin! She's back and apparently more paranoid and insane than ever!
0:10 "What's the date" - she doesn't know what day it is.
1:20 "I just want you guys to know I am in the middle of a blacklist... I am not booked on any talkshows, I am selling tickets worldwide which is really hard when... everyone thinks you're crazy! (nervous laugh)"
1:40 "so I just want you guys to know, when I get home, I do not have one single day of paid work in front of me... because this is some bullshit because I've been blacklisted."
2:17 "my legal bills are through the roof, obviously."
2:38 "every country I've played I can't believe there are hundreds if not thousands of people who don't even speak English as their first language! And I'm very heartened by that!" (what? did she mean people attending?)
3:10 paranoid conspiracizing that private investigators paid by harvey weinstein will start stalking her soon and that she is on INTERPOL's watch list.
3:30 "I only have seven more shows left on this tour and I'm not gonna lie, it's gonna be hard when I go home and I don't have one single show in my future..."
3:40 "I don't wanna do free shows... I think I should be able to get my life back... this wall of crap has never fallen on any woman in the history of america like it has on me"
4:25 "I wish I was on television... I have two Emmys, which apparently doesn't mean anything."
5:05 "And you know my new title: The Mayor Of Zero Fucksville. ZERO."
1 buttermyself 2017-11-19
Legal bills? For what?
1 S994 2017-11-19
Presumably Lisa Bloom's "astronomical legal fees" for running one of the worst damage control PR events in history.
1 buttermyself 2017-11-19
Kathy griffin is the dumbest twat ever. She shouldve done a press conference wearing a bloody trump mask. That wouldve been hilarious.
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2017-11-19
Sure
1 Redactor0 2017-11-19
And she points out that Nick Kroll's father founded Kroll Inc., the global private detective/spy agency that Weinstein hired to smear his victims. So apparently she thinks Nick Kroll is out to get her too or something.
1 IsADragon 2017-11-19
I still have no idea who she even is, beyond the retarded Trump "scandal". How does she have two emmy's, is she a writer?
1 JohnnyLargeCock 2017-11-19
She used to be on crappy tv shows and generally pretend to be a semi-popular comedian. I assume she's written things too but idk.
1 Redactor0 2017-11-19
She did really awful standup comedy on Bravo. I can't imagine what her audience was. Extremely retarded middle aged women? Extremely retarded gay men? Apparently somebody out there was watching.
1 Awayfone 2017-11-19
She has the Emmy for her reality show about being a no body celeribity
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-19
(((HIBERNIANS)))
1 missmurrr 2017-11-19
delete this.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-19
Make me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°
1 captainpriapism 2017-11-19
i KNEW it
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-19
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn
1 Prysorra 2017-11-19
haha that's weird and ..... omfg it just keeps going o_o
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-19
I knowwwwwww?? :p
1 polddit 2017-11-19
Holy shit Trump really did break her!
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-19
All this just from Andy Cohen throwing a little shade her way
1 trjb 2017-11-19
The gays have spoken.
1 darkcatwizard 2017-11-19
Can someone give a tldr version of why she is in this mess? What happened? Who said what?
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-19
She decapitated Trump in effigy, which was a well-executed bait.
Then she went fucking insane. I think she’s the Joker.
1 darkcatwizard 2017-11-19
Oh that's right forgot about that cheers
1 Chicup 2017-11-19
Shes basically only a bit of white and green makeup away from looking like him, at least the new version from Suicide Squad.
1 Back4smith 2017-11-19
I thought it was Andy Dick in a red wig
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-19
Is she gonna steal my jew gold? 😫
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-19
💰💰 Ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-19
HIIISSSSSSSSSSSS
~scratches your face~
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-19
http://i.imgur.com/lMmUMrn.gifv
1 fayeDragon 2017-11-19
Please don't enable him.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-11-19
Just wife me already
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-19
Me first. 😠
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-19
Bitch wtf? I was here first! 😡
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-19
Nooooooo, bae. I'd make a way better wife than that bitch.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-19
I was about to link https://gfycat.com/ThisUltimateBison
But clearly
we're on very different pages 😅
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-19
I was about to link thishttps://gfycat.com/ThisUltimateBison
But clearlywe're on very different pages 😅Hey you know what? Forget it. You'd make an absolutely lovely wife! <3
1 TheEquimanthorn 2017-11-19
She's more fag hag than wife material
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-19
No u
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-11-19
Excuse me sorry ladies, but I only post here to get away from all the female attention I get in real life
1 ima-kitty 2017-11-19
Well too bad i do what i want , but im pretty sure all us girls are ed's sloppy seconds.
1 MooseHeckler 2017-11-19
Grabblers have gold?
1 VidiotGamer 2017-11-19
Wow, there is not enough "soft lighting" in the world to make her look like anything other than a tweaking meth head.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-11-19
Go back in your light!
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-11-19
Fuck Drumpf and fuck the low IQ hillbillies (every Trump voter) who did this
1 starlight_chaser 2017-11-19
Who did what? Not pay her money or sponsor her for her unfunny comedy?
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-11-19
That's called deplatforming and it is a war crime according to the rightwing.
1 starlight_chaser 2017-11-19
Lol. Never heard it ever come from the right.
1 Awayfone 2017-11-19
I cant thing of obe time i laighed at her jokes or acting
1 neveryousay3 2017-11-19
I've never found you funny. Not even a little. You're like the posterchild for what makes a bad female comic. Every other bit can be boiled down to either you trying way too hard to be edgy, or MUH VAGINA. You're the gender equivalent of ethnic comedians who focus entirely on their ethnicity instead of being funny in a way that relates to everyone. I mean, if you like using your sex as a gimmick so much, you could get up there and smash your extra large used tampons with a big giant hammer and be the new, less attractive gallagher! Nah... too classy. You're more of a prop girl... Aren't props just SO funny?
God bless (:
Hot copypasta from youtube comments.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-11-19
How is she any different from every dude comedian?
1 nanonan 2017-11-19
She's uglier for a start.
1 umar4812 2017-11-19
Trump broke her.
1 Raving_Dave 2017-11-19
I've dedicated my life to bettering myself. I've lost insane amounts of weight, gained muscle, learned to read and write at a higher level as well as edit videos, and I've achieved a small degree of fame because I applied what I learned.
Your opinion of me matters no more than the opinion of the world's smartest termite.
1 Prysorra 2017-11-19
CTRL+C
1 Raving_Dave 2017-11-19
CTRL+V
1 a_normal_human 2017-11-19
Who is this angry methhead and why should I care?
1 UmmahSultan 2017-11-19
It's American tradition to watch Kathy Griffin have an embarrassing manic episode every year on December 31.
1 umar4812 2017-11-19
Not anymore!
1 -absolutego- 2017-11-19
Yeah now the embarrassing manic episode is quarterly instead of annually.
1 Wtfct 2017-11-19
LOL
1 serialflamingo 2017-11-19
NOW YOU DIE!
1 wolfdreams01 2017-11-19
This burn is so accurate and well-targeted that it started forest fires in California.
Seriously, pull up some Morrowind screenshots and compare them to Kathy Griffin. Her resemblance to badly rendered NPCs is incredible.
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-11-19
I just feel bad for her at this point.
1 neutralvoter 2017-11-19
As dis likable as she is, I'm still wondering how the photographer, who came up with the idea and has actual ownership over the work, managed to get off completely unscathed. She really did take 100% of the blame when it probably should have gone 50-50 if not even less for her.
1 glmox 2017-11-19
the only people who cared about kathy griffin a year ago were bitchy wasp moms and loud alcoholic spinsters, the photographer iirc looked like one of those edgy la types whos popular with rich drug addicts
having known many multi-millionaire la junkies in my time, i can assure you they dont give a fuck about edgy photoshoots
1 Redactor0 2017-11-19
It's like I said last time, she's on course to join Randy Quaid. The shadowy conspiracy that's out to get her is none other than the Starwhackers. I just have to wonder if she's being honest when she says she doesn't do drugs, because that would explain a hell of a lot.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-11-19
Clearly, this is just Andy Dick having dyed his hair to avoid the inevitable lawsuit.
1 Alexlincoln2 2017-11-19
Dear Jesus ever time her face looks less human
1 Alexlincoln2 2017-11-19
Wasn't one of the first episodes 9f south park about Mr. Garrison trying to kill her? They should revisit that
1 xrandx 2017-11-19
Kathy LEE, different.