[Verse]

What ever happened to infidelity?

The house maid, the stripper, the secretary?

How did I get delivered here? Somebody tell me please

This new world's confusing me

[Pre-Chorus]

Men as mean as you've ever seen

Ain't a bird who knows your tune

Then a little voice inside you whispers

"Kid, don't touch that woman's poon!"

[Chorus]

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go

There's a breast (there's a breast), a pussy to grab onto

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go

There's a face of a woman who rejects you

Everywhere you look

[Outro]

When you're lost out there and you're all alone

A light is waiting to carry you to jail

Everywhere you look

Everywhere you look

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