It's the most wonderful time of the year: the annual Starbucks cup controversy

80  2017-11-21 by pepperouchau

56 comments

#boycottstarbucks is pretty funny tbh.

That hashtag is the gift that keeps on giving

communist globalist company

Oh good lord.

communist $82 billion company

Should be boycotting cause it's shit coffee

Most people are there for caffeinated sugar desert drinks. Not coffee.

Brave af

Everything you say is always wrong and stupid, how do you do it?

Look, not everyone covers up the burnt taste of Starbucks coffee with pumpkin spice. Maybe that flavor combo makes starbucks taste good, and you would know

Hey i gotta wash the taste of your dads cock out of my mouth with something

burnt

Oh it's not just all 5 of my local Starbucks that have started doing this then.

I've swapped to a hole in the wall diner that serves Maxwell House

Maxwell House the Kraft Cheese of Coffee tastes better because they don't burn the shit out of it.

Starbucks coffee is absolute shit and will scald your mouth. Their fancy drinks are fuckin awesome though. I will continue to degrade my masculinity by ordering white chocolate mochas.

Caramel Brulée Frappuccino

The trick is to order a normal coffee and order a girl's coffee and just drink hers.

They'll never know you're a giant faggot who loves drinks made for drunk sorority girls.

McDonald's somehow does coffee better at like a quarter of the price.

Can’t wait for hundreds of right wingers to buy Starbucks coffee just to pour it out in a show of defiance.

I too can't wait for something that will never happen but will be popular to been over on Twitter and reddit .

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Lmao savaged

can you say this english

Oh boy, as a liberal antifa marxist, I sure would HATE it if they did that. 😉

NYT acting like liberals didn't get triggered at that other Christmas themed cup a while back

Most shitlibs are Christian retard.

In America most people are Christian, but there's a difference between the "I go to church once a year" Christian and the "I attend every Sunday or more" Christian. The Christians in the first camp tend to be more on the left, the Christians in the second camp tend to be more on the right. Source

If you take black people out of the Democrat numbers they are basically a party of agnostics.

Yeah but it doesn't count when we do it

It's not jewy enough for my tastes but it's pretty enough I suppose.

"some conservatives"

HMMMMMM

debates like this show how comfortable a society really is. why can’t we have a good world war or something to focus on?

We need another Vietnam

No, that's too small.

GiantAsteroid2020

Cthulu!

Ni🅱🅱a what do you think the war in the Middle East is?

war in the Middle East

ya they're puttin up a real good fight over there

we've been waging one in the middle east that's not good enough for you tbh smh fam

average person doesn’t give a fuck tho. somebody needs to be able to do a land invasion of the mainland US

why do you think daddy is so eager to sell out the country to Russia? he's just doing his patriotic duty

Becoming a province of Russia peacefully is boring tbh. I wish Papa Putin would have the balls to just conquer us

The average Russian male is too busy dying of alcoholism to try.

I had strong hopes for the Chinese, but they're too cunning, they're just going to wait for our martial vigor to be depleted.

Inb4 United Mexican States peacefully annexed the United States of America following a ballot in 2070.

What I think is really funny about that video is that it actually says "Merry Christmas" in it. It's just shown very briefly, upside down, and in Korean. Because Christmas is something scandalous that has to be hidden away in the background lest the children see it. Who knows, they might catch Christianity if they saw it.

Well, we certainly saw how quickly Atheism, homosexuality and cultural Marxism spread

twitter user with 16 followers <- buzzfeed <- theblaze <- foxnews <- NYT

The fake news food chain.

Twitter was a fucking mistake.

Those arrows are backwards.

And he has 17 followers, not 16.

Must have gained one from the news cycle built around that absurd tweet lol

sorry

We’re supposed to be boycotting Starbucks? I really wish I hadn’t smashed my Keurig now.

This is the deep meta.

7-Eleven

Eh, conservatives have been flogging the "War on Christmas" nonsense for years. Now that they realize it makes them look fucking stupid it's fake news? Sure, that's why Trump virtue signaled about the whole OMG you can't say "Merry Christmas" last fall.

To be fair last year I saw everyone bitching about people bitching about starbucks cups yet nobody actually bitching about starbucks cupz.

Sorry, there are actually people who bitch about this type of stuff.

Here:

http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-merry-christmas-again-2017-10

is Trump bitching about people saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". It's a continuation of at least a decade of conservatives getting their base fired up with War on Christmas rhetoric. Bill O'Reilly used to have segments about it every year where he'd bitch about things like Lowe's putting Happy Holidays in an ad flyer or how Christmas was/wasn't celebrated in some random elementary school. And last year, people were bitching about the Starbucks cups. I mean, who do you think Trump was pandering to with his remarks? In 2015, he actually did call for a boycott of Starbucks for their Christmas cups.

Now, could the OMG Starbucks cups are gay that's being peddled this year be fake news? Sure.

Why are you apologizing to me? Apology accepted, I guess.

More fag swag for my fag hag.