It's [Current_Year]. Women can't rape. Get over it.

81  2017-11-21 by TSwizzlesNipples

82 comments

How do you become an adult with English as your mother tongue and not learn the difference between who and whom?

wut?

तुमने क्या कहा मेरे बारे में, साली कुतिया? तुम्हें बता दूँ मैंने RSS में प्रथम श्रेणि से स्नात्तक पास की है, और मैं कई नैतिक आरक्षी छापेमारी में भी शामिल रहा हूँ, और मैंने 300 से ज्यादा गऊ माताओं को संरक्षित किया है। मैंने अपना प्रशिक्षण स्वयंसेवक संघ से प्राप्त किया है और मैं शिखर का संघी हूँ इस पूरे देश में। तुम मेरे लिए कुछ नही केवल अन्य एक और पाकिस्तानी हो। तुम्हे मैं अपने त्रिशूल से ऐसे नष्ट करूँगा जैसे इस दुनिया में किसी ने देखा ना हो, मेरे शब्द याद रखना। तुम्हें क्या लगता है, तुम मुझे ऐसे कड़वे वचन इंटरनेट पर बोलकर बच जाओगे? दोबारा विचार करो, मूर्ख। अभी, जिस षण हम बात कर रहे हैँ मैं अपने संघी गुप्त गिरोह, जोकि पूरे भारत में फैला है, के संपर्क में हूँ और तुम्हारे आईपी का पता लगाया जा रहा है इसी षण, इसीलिए उपद्रव के लिए तैयार हो जाओ, कीड़े। ऐसा उपद्रव जो उस छोटी दयनीय चीज़ को नष्ट कर देगा जिसे तुम अपना जीवन कहते हो। तुम मृत हो, बच्चे। मैं कहीं भी हो सकता हूँ, किसी भी षण, और मैं तुम्हें सात सौ से ज्यादा तरीक़ों से समाप्त कर सकता हूँ, वो भी खाली मेरी छड़ी से। ना केवल मैंने व्यापकता से छड़ी युद्ध में प्रशिक्षण लिया है, मेरे पास संघ की पूरी शस्त्रशाला का अभिगम है, और मैं इसका पूरे विस्तार से प्रयोग करूँगा तुम्हारी तुच्छ नितंब को इस महाद्वीप से मिटाने में, छोटे मल। केवल अगर तुम जान पाते तुम्हारी इस "चालाक" टिपण्णी का क्या अपवित्र प्रतिदण्ड होगा, तो शायद तुम अपनी कमबख्त जीभ को आयोजित रखते। लेकिन तुम नही कर सकते थे, और तुमने नही किया, और अब तुम उसका मूल्य चूका रहा हो, साले मुर्ख| मैं तुम्हारे ऊपर हग दूंगा, और तुम उसमें डूब जाओगे| तुम मृत हो, बच्चे|

I knew that this was the Navy Seal copypasta immediately. And they say Americlaps don't know languages!

Keep that profane shit in /r/Buddhism.

whom

u a batty boy?

I'm not really a fan of taking it in the butt. It burns

Cause some people aren't obnoxious nerds.

Are these the same kind of people that would, say, start a sentence with a shortened version of the word 'because'?

Did your Grammar teacher not warn you about taking poetic liberties without being a poet?

Ain't nobody here care bout this forreal.

OH FORGIVE ME FOR NOT USING FORMAL TYPE ON /R/DRAMA

She used whom to fuck with idiots like you. All your prim and proper grammar and you can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

The prescriptivist Jew has no power over me

Grammar teacher

More like they took the yellow bus to school, and not the short bus.

How do you become an adult with English as your mother tongue and not learn the difference between goyim and bussy?

I didn't, it's my third language

Coming of age after 1400 AD.

I'm gonna go out on a limb with no prior research and say this is an obvious and very successful troll.

Too easy to trigger manlets.

When they will learn

If they could learn, God wouldn't have made them manlets.

Things like this just go right over their heads

What do you mean manlets? You can't tell someones height through twitter

↑ Found the short guy.

Insert navy seal copypasta here

Glancing at their account it's clearly not

lol yes it is. it's her "real account" sure, but it's transparently obvious from every single reply that she's fucking around.

Ding ding ding. I know her. She’s so painfully obviously fucking with people. Glad she’s getting everyone so riled up.

i think dogs deserve communism

What clued you in?

Wait is that a good thing or a bad thing? How many levels of praxis are we on?

Then her selfie taking mother is also trolling

Kinda fucked for those guys who have been raped to say that it's non existent. To say it's few is one thing but to say it doesn't happen???

Duh. Women don't have a penis! It's biology!

They have the conceptual penis sometimes.

Citation needed.

they were into it actually

that’s the main way, women are weaker than men and are less violent in general. This is a proven fact.

I just wish there was some kind of feminist cheat sheet for these people to use. It's so damn inconsistent, I can't keep up with what is and is not acceptable feminist dogma. Are men and women exactly the same? Are women weaker than men? Are feminists actually taking biology into consideration now or not? What about trans women? They have dicks, can they rape? Maybe this woman is a TERF.

Also holy shit check out her "podcast"

Did you guys know that pee comes out of a different hole than what you fuck? I love the one comment on the video by herself.

Great video keep up the good work

>responding to this obvious troll

ishyggdt

Can't tell if fat or just big boobs. Also /u/bufedad what do you think about this woman's proclamation that men can't be raped?

Is that the same woman?

yah it was in her twitter pics. She posts a lot of selfies for lonely horndogs to tribute

Well, she's got nice fun bags, so there is that.

You've got some pretty low fucking standards.

those are fattie boobs if i've ever seen em (and i have, unfortunately)

Can't tell if I'm supposed to ask you to post tits 🤔🤔🤔

you're not, trust me.

I'd slap the fuck out of em tbh

Not only is this an obvious troll, but if it wasn't I'm pretty sure that twitter users are too incompetent to explain anything to her.

It's 2017 and you're still falling for /pol/ twitter accounts.

The absolute state of this fucking subreddit.

i dont think this is a pol twitter account, the cadence is right for left twitter, which pol has proven themselves repeatedly unable to imitate in a remotely believable way. its just an actual woman whos funny, get over it.

funny

If that's comedy, I'm going to keep myself safe.

please do

the cadence of the posts

This is legit the more autistic version of "I counted the pixels, and have seen many 'shops myself."

yeah but im right so it doesnt matter

I thought r/Drama told me that women aren't funny?

But the FEMALE said something DUMB

Did you just assume their gender?

She'll need to post bussy if she wants to prove md wrong

↑↑↑ THIS.

Which one of you did this?

So explain teachers who have raped their students or my friend who was drugged and sexually assaulted by five women twice his age?

drugged and sexually assaulted by five women

I certainly would not want to be sexually assaulted by five women twice my age!

I mean, I'm 57, and that would be horrible.

guys are into that

Point of fact around 45% of women have rape fantasies does that mean women are in to rape to?

Yes

Yes

Yes

They really enjoy incorrectly using 'whom'.

Whomsoever does that kind of thing.

Fellas whom'st'd've don't understand English. Smh.

Ok I thought she was serious but now I'm pretty not sure.

Uncle Randy over there trynna get lucky through twitter was the funniest part of that thread.

let's be honest here, almost all of us would bang this chick

https://twitter.com/couchdefiler2/status/928846598716530688

that's the thing about having T&A.... you can say any ol' dumb shit you want and get away with it, b/c men are always going to be buying what you're selling (well until you get over 40).

THAT is privilege. almost everyone has some privilege that goes in their favor, and some that goes against them. I'll never know what it's like to be able to have literal TRASH opinions and still have the opposite sex pursue me

Well that's a troll

704 followers

Is this just some rando?

Congratulations. You just set back the feminist movement 2 years.

i really wanna know what sort of algorithm this guy has that allows him to make these calculations, it could bee very useful in the social sciences

Is op that autistic?

Did you wander in to /r/drama by mistake? The answer should be pretty obvious...

zoz

That's pretty transphobic tbh.

https://i.imgur.com/noTOrWZ.jpg

can a rick and morty fan please explain this to me because my iq isnt high enough to get it

its not an opinion because it's offensive and/or (allegedly) wrong?? what

came here to say this

#killallmen

Kill all men

Ugh obvious troll is obvious