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Lmao, Trump loves going after easy targets. Jeb!, Kim Jong Un, and now Big Baller. You know who he's going in on next?

Lena Dunham.

>going in on Lena Dunham

shudder

It's official, my outy just became an inny.

It'll be the Rosie feud all over again

Going in on Lena Dunham

I see Lena Dunham as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Lena Dunham is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Lena Dunham does it for me.

-Trump.

I can understand that quote. Something about fucking the girl no one else wants to fuck has its own kind of satisfaction, especially when you're capable of doing much better for yourself and the prettier single girls get mad at you lol.

I see Lena Dunham as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Lena Dunham is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Lena Dunham does it for me.

I wish he would

oh god. that would be... neat

LaVar is just a poor man’s version of Don King, but without the hair.

Jesus - lol

Trump with the bants, my god.

Tbh the reference is kinda dated, c+ on the bantz imo.

Fucking millenials.

hes old and referencing what he knows

id rather that than "pokemon go to the polls" tbh

I mean you're right but don't bantz than. He could've been like "he's a poor man's Colin Kaepernick if he took two knees," or someone who is at least relevant in this millennia. Also in part 2 of his attempt to drag Lavar he says:

...LaVar, you could have spent the next 5 to 10 years during Thanksgiving with your son in China, but no NBA contract to support you.

Fam, did you forget about Lonzo? He just signed a 4 year/$33.4 million dollar contract so that parting shot literally makes zero sense.

Why is he so mediocre to below average at basically everything including presidential shitposting?

Why is he so mediocre to below average at basically everything including presidential shitposting?

hes not its just your personal feelings cloud your judgement

a good way to see how emotionally affected and therefore useless as a source of information is is to ask them how they feel about trumps performance

anything worse then "meh" and youre basically a lolcow as far as im concerned

Fam, did you forget about Lonzo?

yeah theyll regret spending the money on a novelty

Fam, you are from Australia. I can't imagine ever caring that much about whatever captain kangaroo bogan is the prime minister of Australia. This is peak autism and you should really delete yourself imo

its a thing thats happening and that makes people feel emotions hilariously, you think ill just avoid talking about it? lol

waaah im from australia

for people who apparently hate white nationalism there sure are a lot of white guys making jokes about countries

emotions hilariously

Like when you found out your dad was kangaroo jack?

for people who apparently hate white nationalism there sure are a lot of white guys making jokes about countries

If Australia was a person it would look like this

lol americans can never insult other countries properly because they never know anything about other countries

So why does an Aussie git spend so much time defending Daddy?

^{inb4 "lol I'm not I just do it literally all the time by accident"}

Captain (ret.) Priapism is just butthurt that he's too povvo for even the skankiest bogan to root him.

lol americans that think they know how to insult australia

I'm not an americuck, silly old bear

its funny and it angers stupid people

all these supposed expert veteran trolls here that think man ass is the height of wit get consistently flustered and straight up fucking angry and seething with rage about trump

shit cracks me up

on the real i do think people who get angry at him are retarded though, hes just an average president

you think ill just avoid talking about it?

It's called "not caring" and that has clearly gone far over your head. You like to feign disinterest but the fact that you always show up in these kinds of threads demonstrates just how much you like the flavor of Daddy's cock in your mouth.

It's called "not caring"

i care as much as it entertains me, im not dumb enough to take american media to heart

none of this is going to affect me in any real capacity, i live in a great country thats entirely insulted from american bullshit and pretty much everything i want is going to be accessible to me forever regardless

the fact that you always show up in these kinds of threads demonstrates just how much you enjoy the flavor of Trump's cock.

no i show up because i like making fun of stupid people and literally anyone that gets angry at trump is an idiot

its the new hilarious internet trend, getting angry at nothing

anti trumpers are the new sjws

Trump's job performance is objectively shit. He tried to name the tax bill the cut cut cut bill. The Republicans took naming rights away from him because he somehow fucked up naming a bill.

also i heard he had two scoops of ice cream!

Leaked Israeli intelligence to Syrian allies in Russia.

Sabotaged his party's attempt to repeal Obamacare by criticising it on twitter.

Put a Turkish fucking agent as his own National Security Advisor.

Tbh as a liberal I'm delighted with his performance. Any other Republican would understand more about how government works and be a more effective leader. Trump's inability to understand basic things has halted the vast majority of the Republican agenda anyone less stupid could achieve.

WOO-ooo! WOO-ooo!

Hold up right there, citizen!

I'll have you know you're talking to the Captain of the Daddy Defense Squad™!

/u/captainpriapism has sunk countless hours of his life into defending Dear Daddy for literally nothing in return.

So show some respect or it's lights out for you!

lol what faggot made this

Wow, how disrespectful. He could've left you without a novelty account.

It wasn't Trump. It wasn't T_D. IT WAS THE LLAMA.

assad is a good guy and israel is evil though, other than that im not sure you know what youre talking about

as a liberal

ok confirmed you dont

Can you imagine being your parents and having spent billions of years evolving and then producing you?

why would my parents spend millions of years evolving how old do you think i am

A Good Daddy is a Harsh Daddy

i had high hopes for this 1v1 match but it's a blowout. Lavar had CNN to debut his loudmouth assholery to everyone outside of NBA-sphere and choked.

There's only one place to finish this dispute

Hell in a Cell plz

Trump did tell everyone that given he felt like he wasn't thanked enough he regrets not leaving three Americans in jail. It's kind of like if he stole someone's wallet while they were lying on the ground after getting hit by a car. I mean he's up a wallet but everyone who witnessed it knows he's a colossal asshole.

lol Don King spoke about how great Trump at a rally.

wait, isn't Don King like his best black friend

He's still tweeting about Lavar Ball? The orange buffoon really is off his rocker

>moderator of a dead alt-right sub

I guess we've come full circle?

lol that sub is not alt-right it is a catfish sub for messing with angsty pol-tards

It's a sub that's been dead for six months, is what it is. But we'll go with whatever keeps you from summoning the stones to finish your existence.

Great insight 👍

What sub

🥄😮

r/Alt_Right

The subs been dead for 6 months because the actual alt right sub was banned during that time.

how r u ?

How did he not realize being president is a thankless job after all the shit he gave Obama for 8 year?

Implying Trump has any sense of self-awareness

Probably trying to distract people from the Net Neutrality stuff.

All this Net Neutrality stuff is just trying to distract us from Battlefront 2, don't fall for it.

Anyone who has this to say about cybersecurity isn't really that stressed about net neutrality:

So we had to get very, very tough on cyber and cyber warfare. It is a huge problem. I have a son—he’s 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers. It’s unbelievable. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe, it's hardly doable. But I will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing. But that’s true throughout our whole governmental society. We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester. And certainly cyber is one of them.

You know that these kind of antics he engages in are distractions to keep the media focused on shit that doesn't matter, right?

if you believe this you’re literally retarded

What's it like being actually retarded?

4D CHESS

If Trump managed to solve crime, poverty and the national debt in a week, he'd still start beef with someone because he's a shitty person.

Holy shit! I, nor anyone else, has thought of this. I think you're on to something here!

He thrives on this shit, Obama hated drama and the media treated him like superman.

Trump knows he is the heel for most people, but he thrives on that. Like the Rock did during the attitude era

It wasn’t the White House, it wasn’t the State Department, it wasn’t father LaVar’s so-called people on the ground in China that got his son out of a long term prison sentence - IT WAS ME. Too bad! LaVar is just a poor man’s version of Don King, but without the hair. Just think LaVar, you could have spent the next 5 to 10 years during Thanksgiving with your son in China, but no NBA contract to support you. But remember LaVar, shoplifting is NOT a little thing. It’s a really big deal, especially in China. Ungrateful fool!

imagine being this ass-blasted

lol at your perception of events

LEAVE DADDY ALONE REEEEE

you can make fun of him all you like its just better if you do it when he does something worth it

he gives some people shit on twitter and you guys are like "HES LOSING HIS MIND OMG"

like you just see what you want to lol

Yeah, like remember a few years ago this time of year Trump was giving shit because Obama's daughters were giggling during the turkey pardon.

why do you think im defending anything else by saying hysterical anti trump people are retarded though

its not a binary choice

Dude, he is easy to make fun of because every day he over reacts to something.

he hasnt even done anything outrageous since taking the presidency, its been bland as fuck with a few funny tweets

its peoples reactions that make it entertaining

The president of the United States shit posts and slap fights on Twitter and that isn't in itself isn't outrageous?

twitter isnt important who even cares lol

if thats your biggest criticism then i wonder if youve actually ever seen another president

The president of the United States does. Define problem. I'm just making fun of the guy, cause again, it is easy.

youre making fun of him because youve been told to

hes a billionaire and the president, shitting all over people on social media for fun

the only people who think theres something to mock are emotionally invested in something else

Hahaha. I can make my own decisions on that. He's an old man ranting on Twitter while he is supposed to be representing our highest office. Nothing about that isn't funny.

yeah he does funny shit but its hardly worse than lying to invade iraq or expanding surveillance powers or droning american citizens

hes just tweeting and people act like its something out of the ordinary

Oh give him time. He wants to do some fucked up shit, but hasn't gotten around to it yet cause he is too busy getting into slap fights.

and when that time comes ill stop making fun of hysterical american liberals pearl clutching and acting like the worlds ending

REEEEEEE THANK ME NOW!!! I worked so hard!!!I CALLED CHINA THANK ME YOU NIGGER!!!!

china only obliged because they respect trump

youre angry about it for some reason lol

Niggah don't be dumb I'm laughing at this shit it's not what he did it's what happened after

lets be real he could say anything and verified twitter would be all over it like youre doing here

dont be verified twitter

You know I do this fun thing where I don't let other people's reactions to things influence how I feel about it

must be why all the people paid to have a specific opinion share yours almost exactly

Did you just Unironically call me a shill

no im implying that youre gullible enough to believe really obvious astroturfing, sort of like everyone else who gets inexplicably angry at a man just because the media told them to

i dont believe for a second that you have a legitimate reason to even oppose trump let alone hate him, youre just hilariously misinformed and lied to until you rage out and start posting

I don't believe you have a legitimate reason to hate trump

I don't hate trump I think he's dumb and his antics are funny you're the one rageposting soyboy

you're the one rageposting

lol yeah im angry and youre entertained, thats definitely whats happening

🤔

they respect trump

Literally no one respects trump

yep everybody hates who you hate because the tv said so

Please tell me why anyone, let alone a foreign leader would respect trump

because they arent idiot americans that think one billionaire that owns a media outlet is more trustworthy than another billionaire that they dont like

they can see clearly looking in because they arent being lied to about the situation constantly

> Being this up Trump's crusty old man ass

muh free press amirite

its just old men arguing via proxy you dunces lol

men

REEEEE

respect

trump

No, I don't think that's it.

china doesnt use american propaganda, they have their own

DADDY DEFENSE FORCE, HERE TO PROTECT

clearly trump is upset and not all the people ranting about what he wrote and probably hasnt thought about since

WOO-ooo! WOO-ooo!

The Daddy Defense Squad™ is on the case!

Keep an eye out for cucks, shitlibs, libcucks, women, and minorities! It's a harsh world out there for Daddy Defenders!

Literally commit suicide you fucking retard

lol no i refuse just to enrage you

all according to keikaku

At 5:25 am, ET, Trump rehashed his beef with Ball,

You think he's got one of those inflamed old-man prostates that wakes him up super early and makes it hurt to piss?

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I honestly love that trump is president because of shit like this.

Im not an american I don't care about the issues i just wanna see the president get in flame wars with people like this.

same here except I actually am from the best country on earth. This shit is hilarious.

You're from Morocco? That's hella tight fam

this sort of thing is why its good that trump is president

value for money

with obama everyone smiled and clapped and played along, trump gets into arguments with nobodies and shits everywhere its great

Being this retarded

No no no it's the rest of us that are retarded. CP is here to just amuse himself by making us look dumb by association I guess

this but unironically

you guys are hilariously stressed out about nothing constantly

you guys are hilariously stressed out about nothing constantly

and yet, you're the one who's always bound to be spazing out at every Daddy-related, angrily proclaiming how much you don't care about all this and "ironically" defending him from hysterical libruls

really makes 'ya think

dude you call him daddy because you think it angers people

also when i make fun of liberals and americans its pretty much never with irony

Trump's promoting this guy's brand for free. LaVar plays 4D basketball.

Almost just one year in. I always read a lot about Hitler since I'm from German heritage. I always wondered how people could of allowed him to burn millions of bodies. Smokestacks with ashes of the dead floating on their neighborhoods. Now I know. I'm watching it happen.

could of

Did you mean could've?

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Good bot.

Every time Daddy goes nuts its over a black dude.

FTFY