Only by us taking money out of their pockets or otherwise disrupting their lives similarly are we ever going to make them stop. So yes, it is time to find Ajit Pai's house and this guy 's house and make them feel heat. Enough is enough.
"Mmm.. Hun, there is a bunch of neck bearded fat dudes in our front yard. Uh.. some of them have samurai swords. Hm. Wh- What? This guy is chopping our lawn gnome with his katana!"
>implying beta virgin redditors would ever leave their basements so that the studly Chad security of the alpha Chad CEO could shoot them like the worst possible reenactment of the Battle of Shiroyama
You should look it up if you want good info, but it was the last stand of the Japanese samurai. They holed up in a monastery on top of a mountain, surrounded by Imperial Army soldiers (who were armed with then-modern muskets), and eventually made a futile suicide charge against the enemy positions which got them all killed.
Because it makes for an impressive and romantic story, it made its way into the mainstream Japanese culture and influenced authors like Yukio Mishima, a legendary autist who an heroed in a spectacularly cringey fashion.
Yeah, I'm stretching my memory a bit here, but I recall that the samurai group was given several chances to surrender honorably by the Imperial commander, who had several tens of thousands of musket-armed troops and a bunch of shipboard artillery. They refused, because they absolutely refused to break their code.
An object lesson in both the strength of human will and in the nature of human stupidity. Makes for a hell of a story, though--it's almost Shakespearean.
Someone should brutally murder him in the most abhorrent twisted way possible.
One individuals death to save the internet is the greater good.
Also hes jewish if that makes it easier for anyone?
/u/Scrabbleking191 I suggest busting out your gun collection and showing us drama posters some sick pics before you start your incredibly autistic rampage.
If one isn't willing to apply the literal tens of hours per week to learn martial arts skills and them put them to use in the name of combating fascism, they've already chosen a side. Hitler would be proud of all of the people who do not choose to dedicate their lives to the eradication of Nazis from America.
pfff I was the very first BBS poster back in the day and I uploaded an ASCII file of a skeleton with a huge erection after phreaking my mom's phone YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH BUB
fuck this fucking fuck fuck fuckin fuck fuck my rights fuck humans have a right fuck smash fuck their shit my rights human rights fucking fuck fuck ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuucckkkk
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-22
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1 headasplodes 2017-11-22
Man the mods are working hard tonight
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1 Neon_needles 2017-11-22
"Mmm.. Hun, there is a bunch of neck bearded fat dudes in our front yard. Uh.. some of them have samurai swords. Hm. Wh- What? This guy is chopping our lawn gnome with his katana!"
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-22
>implying beta virgin redditors would ever leave their basements so that the studly Chad security of the alpha Chad CEO could shoot them like the worst possible reenactment of the Battle of Shiroyama
We can dream, brother.
1 uniqueguy263 2017-11-22
What's the battle of shiroyama? Gunboat diplomacy?
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-22
You should look it up if you want good info, but it was the last stand of the Japanese samurai. They holed up in a monastery on top of a mountain, surrounded by Imperial Army soldiers (who were armed with then-modern muskets), and eventually made a futile suicide charge against the enemy positions which got them all killed.
Because it makes for an impressive and romantic story, it made its way into the mainstream Japanese culture and influenced authors like Yukio Mishima, a legendary autist who an heroed in a spectacularly cringey fashion.
1 uniqueguy263 2017-11-22
That is kinda noble, but it's mainly a total waste of life
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-22
Yeah, I'm stretching my memory a bit here, but I recall that the samurai group was given several chances to surrender honorably by the Imperial commander, who had several tens of thousands of musket-armed troops and a bunch of shipboard artillery. They refused, because they absolutely refused to break their code.
An object lesson in both the strength of human will and in the nature of human stupidity. Makes for a hell of a story, though--it's almost Shakespearean.
1 Singulaire 2017-11-22
It got us a kickass Sabaton song, though.
1 anubgek 2017-11-22
Oh ya the one with Tom Cruise
1 deere442 2017-11-22
you sound like one of those people that invests far too much time into japanese culture but insists they aren't a weeb
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-22
I probably am tbh. I read too much history in general.
1 Cephaliarch 2017-11-22
wtf why havent the mods deleted that antisemitic thread π
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-11-22
It's ok to be anti-semitic if you're a lefty.
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-22
To be fair, violence is the answer to most things..
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-11-22
Especially Communism.
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-22
Goddamn commies..
1 Neon_needles 2017-11-22
/u/Scrabbleking191 I suggest busting out your gun collection and showing us drama posters some sick pics before you start your incredibly autistic rampage.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-11-22
Nah, he's a lefty Australian, no access to firearms.
1 Scrabbleking191 2017-11-22
I dont have posters, bit old for that, I dont own any firearms.
A think that people who undermine society are huge problems that need to be dealt with drastically.
Im fairly centrist, never commited a crime.
If dogwhistling is a term to lure others to incite violence, then im guilty of that
Isnt calling out people on reddit bannable, its cyber bullying.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-11-22
π¨π¨π¨ u/Neon_needles, you're under arrest for violating reddit law. Come out with your bussy up!π¨π¨π¨
1 Scrabbleking191 2017-11-22
Yeah officer, I was enotionally violated, I also identify as a young white woman, so this is also a hate crime
1 wtfuxlolwut 2017-11-22
As an Aussie you would know inciting person to commit an indictable offence using a carrige service is it self an indictable offence.
1 Scrabbleking191 2017-11-22
The newsreel will be wild on that day, aussie redditor incites murder!
1 shallowm 2017-11-22
You're calling for the brutal murder of another person, then complaining about cyberbullying?
1 Scrabbleking191 2017-11-22
Yep?
1 pleasurable_cali 2017-11-22
To be fair, violence is the answer in this case.
If one isn't willing to apply the literal tens of hours per week to learn martial arts skills and them put them to use in the name of combating fascism, they've already chosen a side. Hitler would be proud of all of the people who do not choose to dedicate their lives to the eradication of Nazis from America.
1 Neon_needles 2017-11-22
I studied ninjitsu and know a thousand ways to take a mans life. After my chicken tenders, this man's head will be mine.
1 pleasurable_cali 2017-11-22
If you're here to troll, don't bother. I've been on the internet longer than you've been alive.
1 Neon_needles 2017-11-22
pfff I was the very first BBS poster back in the day and I uploaded an ASCII file of a skeleton with a huge erection after phreaking my mom's phone YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH BUB
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-11-22
Oh Needles! Talk nerdy to me!
1 Neon_needles 2017-11-22
Big bang theory is arguably good.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-11-22
Damn, you just blew it.
1 Singulaire 2017-11-22
All over my face and body.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2017-11-22
the twist: on AOL
1 Neon_needles 2017-11-22
Uuhhhhh on FARK.COM dipshit. πππ¦
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2017-11-22
jesus if we're remembering the old days at least say Portal of Evil or something, sheesh
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-11-22
Was that the first big "Let's look for freaks and laugh at them" website? Oldest I can remember.
1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-11-22
Oh SHIT!!
1 r_juicyasians 2017-11-22
I spend at least 20 hours a week masturbating to anime porn so I figure my forearm is tough enough to slam some nazis
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-11-22
moshi moshi pai-san i will totes destroy you with my η©Ίζ skills you filthy baka gaijin ~uugu~ OwO
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-11-22
This is a great parody account.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-22
It is
1 Honk4Tits 2017-11-22
Violence is probably a solution to most things TBH, a retarded solution but still a solution.
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-22
It is the same with violence as with XML: if it doesn't solve your problem, you don't use enough of it.
1 Kazruw 2017-11-22
Violence doesn't solve problems. It removes them.
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-22
Removing a problem is the best solution among all possible solutions, what's your point?
1 backltrack 2017-11-22
Lol xml
1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-11-22
Every liberal conversation on reddit
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-11-22
It's not the answer to everything but goddamn we're heading down that road aren't we
1 Scrabbleking191 2017-11-22
I dont have posters, bit old for that, I dont own any firearms.
A think that people who undermine society are huge problems that need to be dealt with drastically.
Im fairly centrist, never commited a crime.
If dogwhistling is a term to lure others to incite violence, then im guilty of that
Isnt calling out people on reddit bannable, its cyber bullying.
1 glmox 2017-11-22
any problem caused by violence can be solved with more violence, scientific fact
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2017-11-22
it's kinda like booze in that way
1 Dubaku 2017-11-22
Beer, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.