Retards in /r/pics think violence is the answer to literally everything

50  2017-11-22 by headasplodes

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The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.

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Only by us taking money out of their pockets or otherwise disrupting their lives similarly are we ever going to make them stop. So yes, it is time to find Ajit Pai's house and this guy 's house and make them feel heat. Enough is enough.

"Mmm.. Hun, there is a bunch of neck bearded fat dudes in our front yard. Uh.. some of them have samurai swords. Hm. Wh- What? This guy is chopping our lawn gnome with his katana!"

>implying beta virgin redditors would ever leave their basements so that the studly Chad security of the alpha Chad CEO could shoot them like the worst possible reenactment of the Battle of Shiroyama

We can dream, brother.

What's the battle of shiroyama? Gunboat diplomacy?

You should look it up if you want good info, but it was the last stand of the Japanese samurai. They holed up in a monastery on top of a mountain, surrounded by Imperial Army soldiers (who were armed with then-modern muskets), and eventually made a futile suicide charge against the enemy positions which got them all killed.

Because it makes for an impressive and romantic story, it made its way into the mainstream Japanese culture and influenced authors like Yukio Mishima, a legendary autist who an heroed in a spectacularly cringey fashion.

That is kinda noble, but it's mainly a total waste of life

Yeah, I'm stretching my memory a bit here, but I recall that the samurai group was given several chances to surrender honorably by the Imperial commander, who had several tens of thousands of musket-armed troops and a bunch of shipboard artillery. They refused, because they absolutely refused to break their code.

An object lesson in both the strength of human will and in the nature of human stupidity. Makes for a hell of a story, though--it's almost Shakespearean.

It got us a kickass Sabaton song, though.

Oh ya the one with Tom Cruise

you sound like one of those people that invests far too much time into japanese culture but insists they aren't a weeb

I probably am tbh. I read too much history in general.

wtf why havent the mods deleted that antisemitic thread 😠

It's ok to be anti-semitic if you're a lefty.

To be fair, violence is the answer to most things..

Especially Communism.

Goddamn commies..

Someone should brutally murder him in the most abhorrent twisted way possible. One individuals death to save the internet is the greater good. Also hes jewish if that makes it easier for anyone?

/u/Scrabbleking191 I suggest busting out your gun collection and showing us drama posters some sick pics before you start your incredibly autistic rampage.

Nah, he's a lefty Australian, no access to firearms.

I dont have posters, bit old for that, I dont own any firearms.

A think that people who undermine society are huge problems that need to be dealt with drastically.

Im fairly centrist, never commited a crime.

If dogwhistling is a term to lure others to incite violence, then im guilty of that

Isnt calling out people on reddit bannable, its cyber bullying.

Isnt calling out people on reddit bannable, its cyber bullying.

🚨🚨🚨 u/Neon_needles, you're under arrest for violating reddit law. Come out with your bussy up!🚨🚨🚨

Yeah officer, I was enotionally violated, I also identify as a young white woman, so this is also a hate crime

As an Aussie you would know inciting person to commit an indictable offence using a carrige service is it self an indictable offence.

The newsreel will be wild on that day, aussie redditor incites murder!

Isnt calling out people on reddit bannable, its cyber bullying.

You're calling for the brutal murder of another person, then complaining about cyberbullying?

Yep?

To be fair, violence is the answer in this case.

If one isn't willing to apply the literal tens of hours per week to learn martial arts skills and them put them to use in the name of combating fascism, they've already chosen a side. Hitler would be proud of all of the people who do not choose to dedicate their lives to the eradication of Nazis from America.

I studied ninjitsu and know a thousand ways to take a mans life. After my chicken tenders, this man's head will be mine.

If you're here to troll, don't bother. I've been on the internet longer than you've been alive.

pfff I was the very first BBS poster back in the day and I uploaded an ASCII file of a skeleton with a huge erection after phreaking my mom's phone YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH BUB

Oh Needles! Talk nerdy to me!

Big bang theory is arguably good.

Damn, you just blew it.

All over my face and body.

very first BBS poster

the twist: on AOL

Uuhhhhh on FARK.COM dipshit. πŸ˜ŽπŸ†πŸ’¦

jesus if we're remembering the old days at least say Portal of Evil or something, sheesh

Was that the first big "Let's look for freaks and laugh at them" website? Oldest I can remember.

Oh SHIT!!

I spend at least 20 hours a week masturbating to anime porn so I figure my forearm is tough enough to slam some nazis

moshi moshi pai-san i will totes destroy you with my 空手 skills you filthy baka gaijin ~uugu~ OwO

This is a great parody account.

It is

Violence is probably a solution to most things TBH, a retarded solution but still a solution.

It is the same with violence as with XML: if it doesn't solve your problem, you don't use enough of it.

Violence doesn't solve problems. It removes them.

Removing a problem is the best solution among all possible solutions, what's your point?

Lol xml

fuck this fucking fuck fuck fuckin fuck fuck my rights fuck humans have a right fuck smash fuck their shit my rights human rights fucking fuck fuck ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuucckkkk

Every liberal conversation on reddit

It's not the answer to everything but goddamn we're heading down that road aren't we

I dont have posters, bit old for that, I dont own any firearms.

A think that people who undermine society are huge problems that need to be dealt with drastically.

Im fairly centrist, never commited a crime.

If dogwhistling is a term to lure others to incite violence, then im guilty of that

Isnt calling out people on reddit bannable, its cyber bullying.

any problem caused by violence can be solved with more violence, scientific fact

it's kinda like booze in that way

Beer, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.