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My god SJWs are insufferable. How do you make Trumptards look good by comparison?

Are you ever able to not think about Daddy?

"Has it been two seconds since I last thought about Trump?"

"has it been 5 seconds since I typed a comment whining because someone talked about Trump?"

You call just say '/r/drama-users' like everyone else

I think /u/pizzashill is a pretty good description for the group.

Did you come up with a name yet? I'm dying here..

Low Intelligence Voters

A new category, I'll come up with a name for it in a bit.

Well?

Sorry I've been doing other stuff. I've got a big world of warcraft operation underway, been trying to corner the market on flasks for the last week and it requires almost all of my attention.

Nerd.

plz come back to us pizzashill

If only you put that much effort into making money.

Well has it? Daddy needs his cummies

Nice meme

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You're pretty ok for a naked ape! ｡^‿^｡ You can keep your disgusting meat.

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Who's a good boy? You are! (/◕ヮ◕)/ We'll kill you last

They're pretty equal imo. Both over sensitive and dogmatic

What doesn't make sense is someone who hates women because they had 1 relationship with a mentally ill woman 🙄

Are you writing fiction now?

I don't even hate women, and I'm sure as hell not an incel. You seem to have just fabricated that bit. I've literally said like 20 times on here the "I hate women" bit is ironic.

And even then, that's not something that displays I lack some type of self-awareness, if what you said were true (it isn't) it shows the exact opposite, I'm perfectly aware.

And I've never said anything that would even imply I was an incel. I've said I don't mess with women anymore a few times, but that's a choice, and one I made after getting out of a nearly 5 year long relationship with someone that had borderline personality disorder and it killed any interest I had in relationships.

This is the exact opposite of being an incel.

Are you writing fiction now?

I don't even hate women, and I'm sure as hell not an incel. You seem to have just fabricated that bit. I've literally said like 20 times on here the "I hate women" bit is ironic.

And even then, that's not something that displays I lack some type of self-awareness, if what you said were true (it isn't) it shows the exact opposite, I'm perfectly aware.

And I've never said anything that would even imply I was an incel. I've said I don't mess with women anymore a few times, but that's a choice, and one I made after getting out of a nearly 5 year long relationship with someone that had borderline personality disorder and it killed any interest I had in relationships.

This is the exact opposite of being an incel.

You replied to the wrong comment you drug huffing mong

That one was for pizzaboy

That's his copypasta you fucking free bleeder.

I made some menstrual cranberry sauce this year, let's see if my trump votin' cuzins notice teehee

Have you tried placenta tacos?

I'm a big fan of fetus scampi, it's the tenderest meat you can imagine, more like a gelee really. Needs a lot of garlic.

Paging top mod /u/hodorthedoorholder because he's my emojiman witness to cannibalism 😘

yep

And you deleted your other comment before I could get a reply in.

https://imgur.com/7tWz6R7

Wait have found a /u/pizzashill alt??

I've said like 6x I don't actually hate women.

Well, that doesn't make sense to you because you're a woman.

The Trumptards are the ones who look terrible. It’s a simple demand: why should school resources be used to support hate?

The fucking motor-mouth on that woman...

Going to UCSC is basically asking for it, it being literally any negative experience. That school is "weed lmao" incarnate.

I partied there a few times during my own college years, know some alums and faculty. UCSC is all right. But if you're the sort of faggot that becomes a college republican, then yeah you might have a bad time. But then again who gives a shit.

God it's hilarious when stupid people try to do politics.

((((((((((College Republicans)))))))))) are massive cunts, and themselves attract massed hordes of massive cunts with opposing political opinions.

Anyone political in college is probably a cunt

Forreal college is for alcohol binging.

Fucking nerds.

Most people in colleges are autists or assholes. Everyone is pretty fucking insufferable in some way.

Most people in colleges are autists or assholes.

Can you make sure there's no mayo on my burger? Thanks!

I can broker your pawn.

Can you broker my stocks?

Nah, im just now opening an IRA for myself, I don't know shit. I was a CS major in uni

I don't know shit about investing either. My wife was a CS major too.

Average college Republican

They just have a diaper fetish. Don't kinkshame.

Come to think of it any college political group I've ever encountered has been choc full of toolbags

To be honest holding serious political convictions is for idiots.

Conversation is for idiots, that's why I'm taking a vow of silence

Existing at all is for sperggies, which is why I'm going to sink myself to the bottom of the lake with cement blocks

DAE le turd or douche? lmfao

How to Win Politics 5ever

This is fantastic.

People like the woman in orange are their own worst punishment, but what worries me is that what happens in the universities happens in the real world 5 years later

but what worries me is that what happens in the universities happens in the real world 5 years later

Tfw thinking USC colleges are representative of the future of the US.

USC is something else.

Nothing happened here. Everyone understands that college republicans are a bunch of worthless faggots. But even in an ultra-liberal place like UCSC, people prefer worthless faggots over a complete waste of space like that retard in the orange.

The demonstration came about when a far left activist [...] posted the details to a UCSC Facebook group with nearly 20,000 members, Leonard said.

A core group of three protesters, joined by a few others, showed up, shouting chants such as “No Trump, no KKK, no fascist USA!”

“Almost all the people in the library, mostly liberal at this point, started getting upset with them, and laughing at them and telling them to leave,” Leonard said.

The trio of students were arrested for disturbing the peace

This is a complete fucking non-story.

sounds like they fought the law and got rekt

They didn't even fight. They literally asked to be arrested.

Five years from now she will be working at the Starbucks down the street.

The girl in the orange is the future of the west lol. I hope a comet hits the earth.

Worse. The seven-year Tribulation prophecied by Jesus.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gotquestions.org/amp/tribulation.html

Trust in Jesus before it's too late.

Hey!

This is library.

Ribrary

Vancouver

Your American tax dollars at work, not that Canada is any better.

Why would a republican even want to go to attend the UC system? It's like that meme from South Park. "You're gonna have a bad time."

Republicans apparently should try to get protected status if this actually representative of what college is like now.

Maybe they can even get scholarships

Because believe it or not, the UCs don't utilize affirmative action. Why do you think they have so many Asians? Berkeley and UCLA are great institutions, regardless of your political alignment. Just stick to worthwhile subjects, and it'll be fine.

To get a valuable education that will get them ahead in life?

Because no other university system offers that but the UC system? They couldn't go to University of Arizona or something?

The UC system is the best public school system in the nation. You obviously didnt attend, otherwise don’t know what you’re talking about.

I don't attend because I got into a top 20 school on the east coast which is ranked higher than any of the UC schools. 😌

Also, ewww, hippies. East coast is the best coast, btw.

Sure. Well your suggestion for ASU is totally retarded regardless.

Yeah but republicans are retarded, so they'd totally fit in at some state school in cuntwad Arizona. This is just commonsense, m8.

Can confirm, met a republican in my life, than years later was blowing some guy for heroin because of it. Totally causation.

I'm not watching that whole thing, but I can tell that girl with that bag needs some time in gulag

How tf is this pansy ass shit allowed? Jesus I'm ashamed of my advanced degree

That was fucking horrific

I am a Radical Centrist, but that's the first time I really wanted to say fuck it and become a Republican

I don't get why being a republican can be such a big part of your personality that you not only decide to go to such a liberal school, but also decide to get into political activism. What do you expect?

"Oh no, I intentionally went somewhere with things I don't like and with people that disagree with me. Who could have predicted this happening?"

Makes no sense. College is there to help people learn and experience all sorts of ideas. Why shouldn’t students who lean right be able to express their views and opinions?

I guess if you enjoy conflict it makes sense. I'm not really like that though.

Or we could encourage people to either listen and learn or just walk away. I mean, these people are going to have a bad time if this is how they handle small confrontations.

Politics is for retards, tbqh.

but also decide to get into political activism.

Maybe because they plan on a career in politics?

The thighs on that chick. Freakin telephone poles.

the one in the denim shorts right 💞💦

/u/The_Reason_Trump_Won

>people who I disagree with have meetings here, that makes me feel unsafe

>all republicans are Nazis because wall

>I don't know her pronouns so I'm not gonna say anything

Christ.