I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

Snapshots:

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Not Reddit drama. But I'm thankful nuclear warfare is becoming ever more likely.

/u/ed_butteredtoast's complete, multiweek spergout about "ALTS" and then getting banned for upvoting his own posts.

You die a hero or live long enough to get caught with alts...

What's with regulars dropping like flies lately?

They're /r/drama users. There's something bannably wrong with all of us

Are you writing fiction now?

I don't even hate women, and I'm sure as hell not an incel. You seem to have just fabricated that bit. I've literally said like 20 times on here the "I hate women" bit is ironic.

And even then, that's not something that displays I lack some type of self-awareness, if what you said were true (it isn't) it shows the exact opposite, I'm perfectly aware.

And I've never said anything that would even imply I was an incel. I've said I don't mess with women anymore a few times, but that's a choice, and one I made after getting out of a nearly 5 year long relationship with someone that had borderline personality disorder and it killed any interest I had in relationships.

This is the exact opposite of being an incel.

This pasta from u/pizzashill

This will always be my favorite since I made it happen!

/u/pizzashill should definitely win the Most Autistic Drama Reg Award for 2017.

She'll be back. And we'll be waiting <3. Jewdank 2020!

I'd like to add the Chants family as well. I hope Firetruck is okay

I am grateful for the Silent Hill circumcision drama. It's one of my favorites, timeless, nonpartisan, and batshit crazy.

THE FACT THAT THERE IS NO COMPENSATION FOR CIRCUMCISION VICTIMS/SURVIVORS IS AN INJUSTICE

I am thankful for Kushner and co. convincing Trump to fire Comey, leading to quite possibly the greatest, seemingly never ending, barrel of drama we will ever see in our lifetimes.

my permanent ban from reddit as a whole around this time last year.

zoz

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zozzle

Zozbot has killed again!

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Who did this?

noodles prob

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Hahahahhaahahahaha

I am thankful for Donald J Trump and all the fury he has generated over the last year. The hero we needed

You're now one of 3 people I've blocked on Reddit. I don't even mind people sperging out at me, but what I do mind is just the complete lack of real arguments.

You're just boring.

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🆈🅾🆄'🆁🅴 🅹🆄🆂🆃 🅱🅾🆁🅸🅽🅶.

Thank god for Hapas and ET, missing alot of Asian drama now where are you u/sharklife ?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/

Daddy never fails us.

I have to thank /u/SmallPl0x and /u/EvisceratedInFiction for making this drama gem that happened back in april

Haha god it's just so obvious how much you hate yourself eh. You're probably 14/15 right? Think you understand the world around you. Think your opinions are the real truth. Your future is written in everything that you write. And you probably think you're so complicated and unique. I can read you like a children's 5 page book. You're a nothing. And I wish anything I could say would change that, but frankly you're just one of the students that needs to fill the ranks at Mcdonalds. It's a hard truth but you need to swallow it quickly. You are not a creator, you are a destroyer. Someone that puts down everyone around themselves until they form a hole where there's only room for you. You lonely, sad fucking pit of pathetic. You will never be anything in this life. You will get up every day wanting to change yourself and be better today. But you'll never escape who you are. A nobody. So enjoy your life, enjoy putting people down, enjoy never amounting to anything. At least I'm doing something with my life, no matter how small you think that is. If doing this kind of shit online is what gets you to sleep at night, then go ahead. But never forget that you will live this life alone, depressed, and believing you are something more than you are. But it's just the opposite. You're a zero.

<3

New copypasta inbound. Holy shit this was hilarious

You can still get people so mad they can barely type up a response just by mentioning anything related to GamerGate.

Bonus points if they think it's the reason Trump won.

Apologies for the bitchy off-topic seriouspost, but then again it's Thanksgiving.

So I'm not thankful for any gay boring reddit drama, or at least I can't think of any stand-outs atm - however, I just listened to the Dick vs. Midget debate on YT, Dick was being a braindead moron and I just lost another potential internet hack I might end up starting looking up to and following unquestioningly.

So I'm thankful for just having MATURED

Oy vey

Bussy, now and forever.