Thanksgiving in my fur suit was oppressive.
37 2017-11-24 by TheFatCrispy
I actually decided to go to Thanksgiving dinner this year in my fursuit. When I walked in the door my step daddy gave me a weird look but I ignored him. Then my stupid step-cousin started laughing that I was wearing a diaper over my suit and I screamed at him that he was being furryphobic as fuck towards me , and that I identify as a crinkler both in body and in pronoun. So anyway when they started serving the Turkey every person who took the meat I whispered "You're dead" under my breath as they didn't recognize the sacrific of the 6 million Algonkin Indians who died so they can eat that meat. When they were about to eat I started making my best Rick Sanchez impersonations but they didn't get it due to them being ignorant as fuck. Finally when they started talking about how my step-cousin got his first job I laughed that he was some wage-cuck and that when the communist revolution comes he will be sorry. Suddenly my step daddies dad bursts into anger and he started calling me a freak and I just picked up the mash potatoes and threw it in his face and scream "Bash the Fash". I was then put in a headlock but my fursuit protected me because the mouth piece is operated with my hand. So I was able to flee like in my favorite episode of Ricky and Morty. I hid in the bushes and when he was being wheeled away by the paramedics I cheered as he was a WW2 vet so that's like a 50% chance he was a nazi.
9 comments
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-11-24
1 PoorLilMarco 2017-11-24
If this is from an actual unironic post then give the source pls
1 gogomom 2017-11-24
Most of what I read online is a joke or troll, most of what I read online is a joke or troll, most of what I read online is a joke or troll......
JIC - therapy would be helpful.
1 PoorLilMarco 2017-11-24
Kek
1 bareballzthebitch 2017-11-24
Would have been a better story if the fursuit was a turkey costume and your dad fisted you for the stuffing.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-11-24
Would have been better for humanity if he traipsed about the woods in his fursuit at dusk.
1 r4chan-cancer 2017-11-24
/u/attackthemoon is this you?
1 AttackTheMoon 2017-11-24
Fursuits creep me out uwu
1 Clopernicus 2017-11-24
Everyone in my family wears their fursuits to Thanksgiving dinner, so it's not a problem fur me. I'm sorry you had to put up with that, tough.
1 bigred198 2017-11-24
(((sixty bajillion algookin injuns)))