"Post-Civilization Anarchist" has an unironic meltdown because he thinks the Navy Seal pasta is a death threat

143  2017-11-26 by futurdrama

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Lol. I'm not your psychiatrist and thus I have no interest in your multiple personality disorder.

I would have been hopelessly perplexed without that sarcasm tag.

Remove the sarcasm, you actually thought it was true.

Also bringing my other account r/Adam_Marks to see this.

Screencapped for evidence.

Remove the sarcasm, you actually thought it was true.

You can't even string a coherent argument together with the help of constant prompting from your opponent. What makes you think your capabilities as an amateur psychologist are particularly reliable?

Also bringing my other account r/Adam_Marks to see this.

You're both Trash, so whether you're the same Trash or marginally different specimens of Trash isn't particularly meaningful.

Screencapped for evidence.

Good job. Keep at it, kid.

You can't even string a coherent argument together with the help of constant prompting from your opponent. What makes you think your capabilities as an amateur psychologist are particularly reliable?

Is this supposed to be an insult?

psychology

Well I am studying anthropology, I still don't need to, to see that you're in fact the very definition of a retard.

Your both Trash, so whether you're the same Trash or marginally different specimens of Trash isn't particularly meaningful.

*You're

Good job. Keep at it, kid.

Screencapped for evidence.

An elitist anarchist, that’s an interesting combination.

Have you always been retarded?

You guys all suck at trolling. Maybe you need more practice.

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?

You suck at life

Whoa!! Did you come up with that yourself?! I'm so impressed dude!

You are the one that was afraid of a copy pasta

Was I?

yes, you even made a post about it

You're right. What people say online is 100% accurate reflection of what's actually in their mind.

Don’t worry, nobody would kill a coward wannabe anarchist like you

Lol

When?

Where?

In the title

Which one?

The only title

What title?

The title

Where?

There

Haha god it's just so obvious how much you hate yourself eh. You're probably 14/15 right? Think you understand the world around you. Think your opinions are the real truth. Your future is written in everything that you write. And you probably think you're so complicated and unique. I can read you like a children's 5 page book. You're a nothing. And I wish anything I could say would change that, but frankly you're just one of the students that needs to fill the ranks at Mcdonalds. It's a hard truth but you need to swallow it quickly. You are not a creator, you are a destroyer. Someone that puts down everyone around themselves until they form a hole where there's only room for you. You lonely, sad fucking pit of pathetic. You will never be anything in this life. You will get up every day wanting to change yourself and be better today. But you'll never escape who you are. A nobody. So enjoy your life, enjoy putting people down, enjoy never amounting to anything. At least I'm doing something with my life, no matter how small you think that is. If doing this kind of shit online is what gets you to sleep at night, then go ahead. But never forget that you will live this life alone, depressed, and believing you are something more than you are. But it's just the opposite. You're a zero.

LMFAO!!!

I'll give you an A for effort with the trolling. How bout that kiddo? Keep working at it,

I'm sure you'll be great one day!!! ;)

You are the lamest anarchist ever, congrats!

You are the lamest troll ever, congrats!

Why do copypastas make you feel scared?

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now lad.

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u/perfectsociety I hope you get hit by a bus and die slowly.

/u/PerfectSociety

Can you explain to the retards at r/drama (me) what a post-civilisation anarchist is?

It's where people have mean words removed from the internet, duh.

So, the UK?

As far as I know, Post-civilization anarchists basically want the apocalypse so it can get rid of government. It's dumb as fuck and so are the people who believe in it.

Anarchists are just -dare I say- brainlets who cannot fathom and are scared of the economical and gvernmental complexities of the present.

I tend to pity them.

/u/PerfectSociety

Is this true? If so you are impressively retarded

No, you moron. Of course I knew it wasn't a death threat lmfao.

It still functions as a plausible death threat. Meme-inspired murders have occurred multiple times.

Either you're a liar or retarded

So far I'm not impressed in the least bit with your subreddit. I expected better quality trolling than what I'm seeing.

I'm not trolling, I'm calling you a liar

LOL! I don't value the opinions of irrelevant Neanderthals.

You didn't read all my comments in the thread, which is why you don't understand the purpose of that post. And I simply don't give a shit enough to explain it to some one who has nothing to do with any of this. Lmao this whole cesspool of drooling stupidity over another subreddit's post is hilarious.

So you don't value your own opinion?

"I kno u r but wut am i?" - Nathan-Pocket

Oh, so you're a 5th grader! Does your mother know about your online activities young man?!

Does yours know that you're completely retarded in every sense of the word?

Aaaand we'll be back after a short break for "NAME THAT GRADE-SCHOOL INSULT!!!"

So is that a yes?

yes

I don't value the opinions of irrelevant Neanderthals

Then why bother explaining yourself?

Where?

There's no way you're this stupid and can still use a computer. Good troll.

I’m going to beat you to death with a textbook on basic economics

Meme. Inspired. Murders.

This is some quality pasta

I expected better quality trolling than what I'm seeing.

What for? So you can start more drama threads?

This is the saddest lie.

This is the saddest attempt to play amateur psychiatrist

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

In case you're wondering, I don't genuinely feel threatened or bothered by what you wrote on a personal level. This isn't supposed to be about me and this particular situation, specifically. I've actually seen this meme before on the internet multiple times. The point in my posting about this is that I think reddit site policies should be upheld and enforced very strictly. If people feel comfortable writing fake threats as jokes, that's not safe for a lot of people due to the indirect effects. It creates a dangerous precedent for how seriously we interpret genuine threats or incitement of self-harm made online. And trust me, every dangerous individual isn't going to write threats that'd be really obvious and easy to tell apart from the joking threats that are posted. We might be under the illusion that we can discern the intent of the individual by the tone of the comment. But remember, you aren't there in person interacting with that individual. There is no non-verbal feedback occurring that would alert you to the nature of what's being said. We all tend to overestimate our own ability to read other people, until we're humbled by adverse experiences into realizing just how gray the line is. I've personally known an individual who was victimized because online comments on chats or forums directed at them weren't taken seriously enough. Everyone blew it off as not a serious thing, because they'd seen so many non-serious threats made before. Everything is interpreted as "it's probably a joke". And yes, 99% of the time, it is. But that shouldn't be acceptable because it molds our minds to not take actual threats to safety seriously. You might not care about these kinds of things at the moment, but if it ever happened to someone close to you it might change your perspective. People should feel afraid to make joking threats online or comments that encourage self-harm. They should feel obligated to think twice on such matters. We've enabled predatory behavior online to be very difficult to detect, because we've overestimated our ability to discern unserious comments made by people with limited self-control/a lack of decency vs. actual threats or inciting of self-harm. Maybe I'm the one of the few who cares about this subject, but that should not be the case. And it should not require an individual feeling genuinely threatened or personally in fear for their safety for this issue to be taken seriously. To be clear: I do genuinely believe that reddit site rules were violated by the comments that u/MarxTheSociopath made. So don't confuse that with my admitting to not feeling personally unsafe. And I do think there is a genuine case for Admins to take action and apply consequences to that user. Ultimately what they do is up to them, though and I can't predict what will actually happen. Do I actually think any laws were broken? No. Do I actually fear for my safety? No. Am I actually personally offended at what MarxTheSociopath wrote? No. Do I actually think the Admins will ban MarxTheSociopath? Probably not, but I can't be sure. I don't and can't speak for them. But my personal feelings or interpretations shouldn't be the center of this subject. It is larger than me and it is ridiculous that so many people brush it off as an un-serious matter. They err on the side of "it's probably a joke", rather than "let's just never go there". And that is a problem.

Then why your post?

merely pretending

"xd i was just pretending to be retarded"

Did you just recently learn how to use quotations in your 5th grade class? No, no, young man. Quotations are used to display what the other person actually said, not what you wanted them to say. It's okay, you'll get through the 5th grade next year! 3rd time's the charm!

SAD

So accelerationism because they want to live in Fallout/Mad Max. Got it.

You clearly know nothing about post-civilization anarchists. Stick to the 3 topics you have marginal competence on.

You’ve done noting to clarify things, probably because you also know nothing about post-civilization anarchists.

LMFAO!!! If you're trying to trigger me, you've got a long way to go.

I’m pointing out that you are ranting about the ignorance of others while displaying no greater knowledge yourself. The fact that you interpret that as trying to “trigger” you says a lot more about you than anyone else.

Lmao. You should be aware of your own irrelevance in this entire thing. You're a redditor from a sub that has no connection with my post trying to play internet armchair critic and amateur psychologist.

On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being caring a shit ton about your opinion), what do you think the level of value I place on your opinion is? I'll give you a hint to ease the intellectual burden: it's on the low end of that scale. Lol.

This subreddit exists to derive a primitive sense of humor off of events that transpire elsewhere on Reddit. Do you idiots actually think that can coexist with series, intellectual critique? Don't flatter yourselves lol.

series, intellectual critique?

This sub is very series business, so it's obviously the perfect place for /r/iamverysmart-grade series posts like yours.

LMFAO!!!

He's stupid and he knows it.

> a long way to go

but in which direction?

You clearly know nothing 

Seriously consider suicide, not even meming

You clearly know nothing about post-civilization anarchists.

We know that you're edgy teenagers who binge-watch the walking dead and want it to be real.

Since /u/perfectsociety knows nothing about his own philosophical stance, I did a little looking around. It seems it's actually the opposite, where anarchism thinks it can take only good things from primitive society and modern civilization and roll it all into one.

...and it doesn’t occur to them that that’s not how any of this works. Lovely.

No they don't. You clearly know nothing about post-civilization anarchists. Stick to the 3 topics you have marginal competence on.

Theres really nothing to know, like most forms of anarchism it just boils down to endless moralizing.

From the Neanderthal's perspective there's "really nothing to know" about any subject matter. Because your brain lacks the capacity to handle any kind of complex information.

Unironically, Neanderthals had a higher cerebral capacity than you.

Essentially a variation of "I know u r but what am i?" - MarxTheSociopath.

So you're in 5th grade? Does your mother know about your online activities, young man?!

This is sad.

I pray for the return of Leon “The Anarchist Annihilator” Trotsky.

No, because it's off topic for your subreddit.

Off topic

r/drama

So you can't even explain your own infantile "ideology". Are you 14 or just mentally impaired?

Lmfao. I can. I just don't want to for you.

Come on!!! You guys are r/Drama (gasp!) you must be better than this at triggering people.

Did you forget your Ritalin today?

You clearly have a comedy career awaiting you in the future! Omg dude you're so funny!

But actually your comments are really funny to me. I enjoy laughing at Neanderthals.

lol I'm just so unimpressed with the trolling on this sub. Rename the sub as "r/mediocretrolling". This is just pathetic lmao

Also, go be a good little lackey and tell your mod to make me an approved submitter so I don't have to wait 10 minutes to respond to each Neanderthal comment that tags me. I want to give each Neanderthal the timely response it deserves.

You could have just said "no"

I don't think he's capable

You're trying real hard to not look "triggered". Even going so far as to recycle come-backs. Sounds pretty triggered to me.

Hahahahaha!!! lol you kids are the worst trolls I've come across in a long time. Whatever makes you feel like this post and your time spent on it were worthwhile, kid. If you have to feel like I was triggered to be satisfied, then go ahead and tell yourself that. I'm only participating in this thread because I find it very entertaining watching you all attempt to troll me. Please keep commenting this is so fuckjgn funny

How old are you?

It doesn't matter. As a member of the Neanderthal species, your brain is less capable than mine no matter how old you are.

That's very ableist of you comrade

Then go submit your complaint to the Commissar of Inter-Species Relations.

😂👌

I bet you have a lot of Inter-Species Relations. Need some more peanut butter?

It’s pretty on topic. We’re all about childish screaming

Lmao. It took you 3 hours to come up with that retort? I guess the Neanderthal brain just takes longer to process things. Wow you guys really suck at trolling.

Presuming anybody puts thought into any comments they make here is the first mistake

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

It's basically "I want a zombie apocalypse so I don't have to abide by the social standards that come with civilization"

In case you're wondering, I don't genuinely feel threatened or bothered by what he wrote on a personal level. This isn't supposed to be about me and this particular situation, specifically. I've actually seen this meme before on the internet multiple times. The point in my posting about this is that I think reddit site policies should be upheld and enforced very strictly. If people feel comfortable writing fake threats as jokes, that's not safe for a lot of people due to the indirect effects. It creates a dangerous precedent for how seriously we interpret genuine threats or incitement of self-harm made online. And trust me, every dangerous individual isn't going to write threats that'd be really obvious and easy to tell apart from the joking threats that are posted. We might be under the illusion that we can discern the intent of the individual by the tone of the comment. But remember, you aren't there in person interacting with that individual. There is no non-verbal feedback occurring that would alert you to the nature of what's being said. We all tend to overestimate our own ability to read other people, until we're humbled by adverse experiences into realizing just how gray the line is. I've personally known an individual who was victimized because online comments on chats or forums directed at them weren't taken seriously enough. Everyone blew it off as not a serious thing, because they'd seen so many non-serious threats made before. Everything is interpreted as "it's probably a joke". And yes, 99% of the time, it is. But that shouldn't be acceptable because it molds our minds to not take actual threats to safety seriously. You might not care about these kinds of things at the moment, but if it ever happened to someone close to you it might change your perspective. People should feel afraid to make joking threats online or comments that encourage self-harm. They should feel obligated to think twice on such matters. We've enabled predatory behavior online to be very difficult to detect, because we've overestimated our ability to discern unserious comments made by people with limited self-control/a lack of decency vs. actual threats or inciting of self-harm. Maybe I'm the one of the few who cares about this subject, but that should not be the case. And it should not require an individual feeling genuinely threatened or personally in fear for their safety for this issue to be taken seriously. To be clear: I do genuinely believe that reddit site rules were violated by the comments that u/MarxTheSociopath made. So don't confuse that with my admitting to not feeling personally unsafe. And I do think there is a genuine case for Admins to take action and apply consequences to that user. Ultimately what they do is up to them, though and I can't predict what will actually happen. Do I actually think any laws were broken? No. Do I actually fear for my safety? No. Am I actually personally offended at what MarxTheSociopath wrote? No. Do I actually think the Admins will ban MarxTheSociopath? Probably not, but I can't be sure. I don't and can't speak for them. But my personal feelings or interpretations shouldn't be the center of this subject. It is larger than me and it is ridiculous that so many people brush it off as an un-serious matter. They err on the side of "it's probably a joke", rather than "let's just never go there". And that is a problem.

/u/PerfectSociety What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Your death threat has been Screenshotted and Sent to Reddit Admins and the moderators

In case you're wondering, I don't genuinely feel threatened or bothered by what you wrote on a personal level. This isn't supposed to be about me and this particular situation, specifically. I've actually seen this meme before on the internet multiple times. The point in my posting about this is that I think reddit site policies should be upheld and enforced very strictly. If people feel comfortable writing fake threats as jokes, that's not safe for a lot of people due to the indirect effects. It creates a dangerous precedent for how seriously we interpret genuine threats or incitement of self-harm made online. And trust me, every dangerous individual isn't going to write threats that'd be really obvious and easy to tell apart from the joking threats that are posted. We might be under the illusion that we can discern the intent of the individual by the tone of the comment. But remember, you aren't there in person interacting with that individual. There is no non-verbal feedback occurring that would alert you to the nature of what's being said. We all tend to overestimate our own ability to read other people, until we're humbled by adverse experiences into realizing just how gray the line is. I've personally known an individual who was victimized because online comments on chats or forums directed at them weren't taken seriously enough. Everyone blew it off as not a serious thing, because they'd seen so many non-serious threats made before. Everything is interpreted as "it's probably a joke". And yes, 99% of the time, it is. But that shouldn't be acceptable because it molds our minds to not take actual threats to safety seriously. You might not care about these kinds of things at the moment, but if it ever happened to someone close to you it might change your perspective. People should feel afraid to make joking threats online or comments that encourage self-harm. They should feel obligated to think twice on such matters. We've enabled predatory behavior online to be very difficult to detect, because we've overestimated our ability to discern unserious comments made by people with limited self-control/a lack of decency vs. actual threats or inciting of self-harm. Maybe I'm the one of the few who cares about this subject, but that should not be the case. And it should not require an individual feeling genuinely threatened or personally in fear for their safety for this issue to be taken seriously. To be clear: I do genuinely believe that reddit site rules were violated by the comments that you made. So don't confuse that with my admitting to not feeling personally unsafe. And I do think there is a genuine case for Admins to take action and apply consequences to you. Ultimately what they do is up to them, though and I can't predict what will actually happen. Do I actually think any laws were broken? No. Do I actually fear for my safety? No. Am I actually personally offended at what you wrote? No. Do I actually think the Admins will ban you? Probably not, but I can't be sure. I don't and can't speak for them. But my personal feelings or interpretations shouldn't be the center of this subject. It is larger than me and it is ridiculous that so many people brush it off as an un-serious matter. They err on the side of "it's probably a joke", rather than "let's just never go there". And that is a problem.

tl;dr

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Anarchist is retarded

News at 9

what backwards hick country are you from where people watch the news at 9

Doesn't every country have 24 hour news networks?

yeah, but the local news is in the evening

My grandparents watch the news every night from 8-10 😬

My city has one news station at 9, and one at 10. Also one on 8. And 2 at 6. Also all 3 st 6am

The real drama is farther down when a user confronts a mod about allowing the groups he sides with (the socialists) to throw death and gulag threats at the capitalists

Tankies gonna tankie.

I'm not a tankie. Those people probably want to kill me. I'm banned from all the major leftist subreddits.

/u/Hhtura do I deserve to die for not being a friend of the revolution?

Why are you asking questions you already know the answer to?

The problem there was there were no actual cases of what that user was talking about. They're a liar who's had problems with me in the past and wanted to use this thread as an opportunity to start something. He eventually linked me to comments that weren't threats and had nothing to do with gulags. If somebody says you deserve to die in their revolution or whatever, we remove the content, and if you repeat shit like that a lot we'll ban you.

There are links baby, you see how your shit looks outside of your little shit hole? Normal people see riiiiiiight through it.

Also how does it feel to get played? According to perfect society that's what happened.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7fkpue/postcivilization_anarchist_has_an_unironic/dqcu3zj/

u/PerfectSociety What the SDI did you just say about me, you freedom-hating Commie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cold Warriors, and I’ve approved numerous covert operations against global Communism, and I have over 300 confirmed Cold Wars won.

I am trained in coldwarfare and I’m the top president in the entire Cold War period. You are nothing to me but just another Marxist "utopia." I will wipe you the SDI out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words.

You think you can get away with saying that Marxist propaganda to me over the Internet? Think again, Red. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Free World and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Fall of the Wall, maggot. The Fall of the Wall that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Soviet Empire. You’re deader than Lenin, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can free you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed diplomacy, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Free World and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Worker's Revolution off the face of the continent, you freedom-hating Commie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your oppressing tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you godless Red. I will spread freedom all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re in the ash heap of history, you dagnabbin', God-forsaken, KG wannaBe, ballin' with Stalin Commie.

/u/PerfectSociety

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking kulak? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the The People's Commissariat for Internal Affairs, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Batista's cuban government, and I have over 410757864530 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire USSR armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet you ass munching fascist? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, whitey. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kulak. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred thousand ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Soviet Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the earth, you little shit eating fascist insect. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn nazi. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kulak.

Do you think Death Threats and Murder are funny?

i mean...

This is going to be fun

u/PerfectSociety

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

Guy calls himself an anarchist appeals to authority to ban someone sending him jokes he doesn't like.

Authority helping him and using violence agaibst other-not-him is fine

Same shit with people who claim to be nihilist. They’ll claim they’re a part of some edgy movement and then completely fail to represent its ideals. People take on positions like that just for attention I think.

Even better, Anarcho "Communist" appealing to a capitalist enterprise's owners' authority.

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/u/PerfectSociety

Meme-inspired murders have occurred multiple times.

tfw ywn be the Navy Seal copypasta irl

I wish meme inspired murders were a thing tbh

It still functions as a plausible death threat. Meme-inspired murders have occurred multiple times.

u/PerfectSociety, you believe in a meme ideology.

Your trolling sucks. Pick up the slack.

I don't want to live on a planet where the phrase 'meme-inspired murders' exists.

Well, there is one easy way out...

Meme-inspired suicide?

Anarchism is just such a terrible ideology. At least communists dress their dreams of violent revolution up in noble goals.

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Lol. No, I didn't actually think it was a death threat Lmao

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/n8umjWj

/u/PerfectSociety stop insinuating that the horror fan community is somehow responsible for murder. The girl used Slender man as an excuse, there's nothing that ever tied slender man to tropes like human sacrifice, bloodletting, or torture like that girl did.

You just want to shut down memes and discourse you find distasteful, like an authoritarian puritan Christian upset at hard rock that won't let his town dance. Maybe you need some Kevin Bacon to lighten you up (this is not a threat to set you on fire) and get that stick out of your ass.

/u/PerfectSociety

whines to admins about death threats makes constant death threats about capitalists and bankers

You really are a special kind of retarded.

makes constant death threats about capitalists and bankers

Actually, Neanderthal, I never did that a single time. Is this confusing for you?

I'm choosing to believe this guy is an expert troll. The stuff of legends where you're never quite sure if they're trolling or not.

That or he's an actual retard.

If he's a troll, he's astonishingly dedicated. Some of his past posts are really lengthy, heavily sourced, and include a lot of wordy comments as responses by him. They're also completely crazy, but that doesn't really prove anything either way.

I always find it hilarious when anarchist communities are so heavily moderated.

Nah, I swear this guy is just a big fucking troll. No way is he genuine.

What a fucking shit show of a thread.

u/PerfectSociety What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.

Hello, Neanderthal. Are you any good at trolling? Or do you suck at it just as much as the others on this thread? I have to say how unimpressed I've been so far with the troll-wannabes on this thread.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Remember when Wil Wheaton reported the Navy Seal copypasta to the police as a legitimate threat?

Good times.

Lmao scroll down and read his responses

I don't value the opinions of neanderthals like yourself. Not on anarchism nor on even much simpler matters than that.> It's not an insult. It's an accurate biological label for some of the life forms that cause commotion on reddit> A neanderthal cannot enlighten a human being>