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Howdy diddily ding dong diddly-ho noodly-neighborinoino! You're playing with hel-diddly-ellfire riddly-right noodly-now, i've gone through your mass historinoy, and i have to say, i diddily ding dong don't like what i'm seeing. I know your type, you're a third-rate atheist and a jesus blasphemeroo. You think you can sit there covering your fingers in meat on fridays and pledging allegiance to your satanic gods as you spew poo at us? There are consequences for your actions, there always diddily ding dong darn-diddly is.

You noodly-needily-doodily to understand something, this stopped being a fun rel-diddly-eligious diddily ding dong discussion with hallelujahs and hail mary's all around, it has stopped being that for years. We live in a christian world, the internet is having a profound-diddly effect on riddly-real-worinold rel-diddly-eligions. It's called heaven diddly warfare, and it is just as vital as physical doodly warfare. It's been around for awhile but the pope riddly-really shifted the whole service. When you post your little paintings of our churches, you are attempting to slanderoo our dandy lord, in essence you are interfering with our prayers.

What is that prayeroo you may ask? To convert the world of little pieces of diddily ding dong dungarooni. Like. You. So i'm going to tel-diddly-ell you what's going to happen riddly-right here, riddly-right noodly-now.

1.You are going to riddly-repent every one of your sins, every single one of them. I diddily ding dong don't want to see a single diddly underoo your noodly-name, every single one of them is an affront to a God-loving head.

2.You are going to baptize your pee-diddly account. You can baptize anotheroo one if you follow the noodly-next commandment.

3.You are noodly-neveroo gonna pray to any false gods everoo again against our lord jesus christ. Judaism, islam, etc. you get the idearino.

This is noodly-not a warning anymorinoe, this is noodly-not a riddly-request, it is a diddly sacrament that you are going to follow to the letteroo. If you, for any riddly-reason, or for any motivation, diddily ding dong do noodly-not follow the bible riddly-right diddily ding dong darn noodly-now, i will make you go to heck. Or riddly-rather, we, we will. You betteroo hope and pray you're using a riddly-rosary, it may hel-diddly-elp stall us long enough to get your pale, heathen, created in his image, body out of the temple to whereveroo fundgearoo witches like yourself go when the jig is up.

You will follow these instructions though, or we will preacharoo to you. I diddily ding dong dare you to sin something to the contrary, i diddily ding dong dare you. I would love to see and hear your prayers and sing as i play a gospel song into your heart. I would love to bless every bone in your body from the feet upwards. Diddily ding dong do you have any priests? Alteroo boys? Virgin mother? Father? Son? Holy spirit? Diddily ding dong don't botheroo answering that, we can find out anyway. How would you like to see their faces riddly-restorinoed on a fresco in front of you? How would you like that boyarooni? I'll paint them on a fudging canvas and make you watcharoo them riddly-raise to heaven on their own virtue.

You get the hymn, you have one sunday to comply with this riddly-request. Diddily ding dong don't get any smart idearoonies.

Why would I hide behind a wall of text? I'm a alpha male.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays Warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from Sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at Hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it. And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't Fuck" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WANT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being around makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

Pussy Liberal? I'm an anarcho fascist, and I'm also gender fluid, and you better respect my prounoun, which is "zhxieu". It's pronounced like "qwuoly". Are we in the clear here pal?

I dunno, I think he won that round.

Yeah. He did the unthinkable, and used TWO copypastas.

I don't consider myself an incel. I gave up on dating awhile back and have decided to go my own way.

1. People are fucking boring to talk to. I would rather be working (day trading crypto), shitposting on reddit, watching Netflix, etc.

2. The only thing I ever got out of a relationship was sex and affection. I don't understand the hype. Your girlfriend is not a special snowflake. People chemically bond to people they are sexually attracted to. That's it. I can chemically bond with literally any decent looking woman who is nice to me. That's "love". Oxytocin and dopamine. If you want dopamine so bad, there's something called the dark net markets where you can buy drugs. There's something called cough syrup in an everyday pharmacy that will fuck you up in high doses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z09lYqdxqzo Also, you need food to survive. You don't need sex to survive. It's called jacking off my dude. Adults don't need affection to survive (apparently babies do or whatever). People with sexual market value don't give their affections freely. You have to be useful to them in some way. Men are pussy beggars so they give sex and affection out very freely. Women don't have to work for it. So women have all the leverage here. They can demand your resources. My last gf was not materialistic at the time that we dated (she started being materialistic after she dumped me because then I think she realized that simps were willing to buy her shit). But she was an emotional vampire with Borderline Personality Disorder (a lot of women have Cluster B personality disorders) who demanded a big chunk of my time and wanted me to give her attention to feed her narcissistic ego. And wanted me to treat her like she was the most beautiful woman on earth or something and that I couldn't live without her or whatever. If you want to be mentally intoxicated that bad, get fucked up on cough syrup. The world is not a Disney fairytale. You are not a special snowflake. Neither am I. You should see the things that my ex-girlfriend admitted to me about her new boyfriend while she was drunk. lmao. She admitted that she didn't love him even though he said he loved her. That's why you liberals virtue signal for starving homeless people from your child slave labour-made conflict mineral blood diamond iPhones while telling incels they are entitled for wanting sex. lmao. You need food, you don't need sex.

3. Women are so needy. They want you to text them regularly. Talk on the phone with them. Then once they have sex with Chad, they pretend like you never even existed and they never loved you. Women will chemically bond with you. And then when they find a genetically superior male who provides her with all this excitement and takes her on an adventure, she will no longer have those gina tingles for you anymore. It hurts me to remember how my last gf did me that way. But at the end of the day, it was just basic biology on both ends. She was the best I could looks-wise without paying for it, this is why my brain tricked me into thinking I loved the bitch. And women can get fucked by literal Chads on demand so they will never fucking love you. At least not for long.

If you're not Chad and you believe your wife/girlfriend loves you, yous a cuck. If this tall cocky successful Chad tatted low-inhibition badboy white rapper with a big cock approached her https://i.imgur.com/Udg5GYb.jpg, you think your girl would be faithful to you? ROFL There's nothing stopping your girl from having sex with Chad or Tyrone. And that's NEVER going to change. No matter how much you vote for Trump and think that is magically going to change the clock. Tradcon women never loved their husbands. They always wanted Chad. And with the sexual revolution, their sexuality is unleashed in free market sexual capitalism. Ancapistan but with genitals.

r/incels are complaining about nothing. Complaining about not being Chad is like complaining about not being a billionaire. Life is unfair. Life is an injustice. That's why most of the world is in poverty.

Fuck bitches, get money. Money is literally the most important thing in life. Other than health. Like my nigga Drake says, "All I care about is money and the city that I'm from".

You can use all the shaming language you want. You have nothing of value to offer me. The social contract that society hands over to men is fucking bullshit. Be a citizen-slave in exchange for what exactly? A couple warm wet holes, some affection and "social acceptance". Oh and possible divorce rape losing half your shit, paying out child support and paying out alimony for life. The terms of that trade aren't worth it. Normies are boring as shit. I don't receive any dopamine when I listen to some normie talk about his life and his problems. But I get a hit of dopamine when I trigger SJWs on reddit. So I have no incentive to honor that social contract.

After you normies wage slave for the man, you logon to reddit to make fun of people you think you are better than in order to feel better about your shit wage cuck life and the fact that you can't satisfy your wife/girlfriend the way her bull Tyrone can with your average penis.

who the hell are you to speak for us

I just want frens

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