Yeah, a show where women cause a war because "muh emotions" and all problems are solved through war is somehow more enlightened than a show where women are competent and diplomacy is always given a fair shot.
It's interesting to watch just to see what kind of shit people make in the 2010s and call Star Trek. You can really see how much our culture has declined.
I dunno. It's a pretty good show, but Seth MacFarlane is responsible for everything that's wrong with it. He manages to work his 15-year old euphoric athiest ideology into almost every episode in some way. I don't watch Trek to see some fatass tell me I should feel bad when I go to the zoo.
“Black Anality” argues that “black” and “anal” are rendered ideologically, discursively, and representationally synonymous, and that black female flesh becomes the material space on which this convergence occurs. Drawing on an archive of online, widely accessible black pornographies, I develop the term black anality to describe how black pleasures are represented as peculiarly and particularly oriented toward the anus, and thus as peculiarly and particularly attached to anal ideologies. In doing so, I depart from black feminist scholarship, which has long examined the buttocks as an imagined locus of racial-sexual difference and which has developed a set of analytics that now predominate in the study of black female sexualities: spectacularity, excess, grotesquerie, and display. “Black Anality” offers a new set of analytics for black feminist work on sexuality: spatiality, waste, toxicity, and filth. These analytics, I argue, allow black feminists to consider how black female sexuality is imagined to be rooted in (and perhaps generative of) certain kinds of filthy spaces, particularly the ghetto; how black sexuality is constructed as literally and metaphorically dirty; how black sexuality is posited as toxic, non-productive, and nonreproductive; and how black sexuality is imagined as wasteful. In turning attention to this understudied and overdetermining space — the black anus — “Black Anality” considers the racial meanings produced in pornographic texts that insistently return to the black female anus as a critical site of pleasure, peril, and curiosity.
There is no "but still," that qualification for departments like that is "can you write 100 pages of feminist word salad without killing yourself? You're hired!"
There's no actual qualifications for these kinds of liberal arts jobs other than "Have you done your time in the system?" and "Who do you know that is going to hook you up?"
It's quite literally a place where people with no marketable skills go to "contribute to society" by shitting the place up.
I refuse to accept this unconscionable gender discrimination. I'll have you know that I can type awful things on the internet just as well as any man, tyvm.
I'm shocked that this deranged purity test came out of some gender studies academic, shocked I tell you! Would never guess that a woman would come up with such a stupid purity test to purge the non believers.
Fortunately for any men who may be accidentally dating one of these feminists this test instantly reveals them and gives the man a chance to escape. If he chooses to stay with her then that's just his own stupidity and no one should be surprised when he is inevitably accused of rape for not washing the dishes that one night.
reading that favorite amendments list this is satire, right? Liking The 10th means you are racist and homophobic , the second mean violent gun nut , the first is a bad answer? The only correct one is the fifth because awesome abortions!?
If your man responds to this question with a blistering critique of MacFarlane’s politics, you’re in the clear.
Fyi that could means they could be conservative (the horror)
They labeled the Ninth as the foundation for Roe v. Wade, which is not accurate.
One of the Justices used the Ninth Amendment as a justification in a concurring opinion that has not been followed and has not gained any traction whatsoever.
It's like winking satire, where they know you shouldn't take it seriously but you act like you do because the actual goal is to generate the usual "YAS QUEEN SLAY" responses.
Also why does she only have a legend for the first 10? With if the 14th is my favorite? Or if I really fucking want people in the District of Columbia to be able to vote for president? What do those say about me?
Someone should tweet her accusing racism for not mentioning the 13th, 14th, or 15th amendment. And sexist for not mentioning the 19th.
But seriously, if you need a gender studies writer to decide whether your husband's political opinions are woke enough, you're truly among the most useless of society.
I found it funny that people in r/relationships telling that he needs to go to therapy, couple counselling. Does being a troll warrant therapy? I don't live in West, is it a first world thing to go to the therapy for everything?
We Beaners tough it out and use alcohol. Even our women are mentally tougher despite living in a hyper-machista enviroment and dealing with constant harrassment and sexual abuse.
Even our women are mentally tougher despite living in a hyper-machista enviroment and dealing with constant harrassment and sexual abuse.
No shit dude, is amazing the difference between latinas and white first world chicks, well white first world chicks who bitch about petty shit on the internet
Literally my most pleasant gfs have all been latinas. All tough women
I favor black women. Black women are not particularly "kinky", but then I realized that only fat, boring people have to do weird shit to make sex interesting.
I was talking more about during the Bush2 admin. But you’re right, the thing about the ACLU is (((those))) who are their primary financial backers want free speech until it affects a certain (((group))).
Samantha Allen is a doctoral fellow in the Department of Women’s, Gender and Sexuality Studies at Emory University. In addition to writing regularly for the feminist gaming blog The Border House, her writing has also appeared on Salon, Jacobin, Kotaku, and First Person Scholar.
Amazing
Can someone ping the gender studies apologists of this sub and ask them how they justify this bullshit?
This satire is top level regardless of who believes it. My hat is off. I could show this to 7 different people and they would believe it for different reasons. Just wonderful.
If you don't pick the third, me and my army-bros are going to set up camp in your kitchen some saturday evening with a 30-pack and a few mounted MGs and have ourselves a party.
It's done its job better than most of the other amendments. You shouldn't need 12,000 Supreme Court cases to decide what an amendment actually means. Nobody's fucked with the third amendment because there's no room to fuck with it.
if your man plays video games, your troll-dar should already be set to high alert anyway. On the Venn Diagram of the Internet, the intersection of trolls and male gamers is a particularly bustling one
Oh fuck off
Samantha Allen is a doctoral fellow in the Department of Women’s, Gender and Sexuality Studies at Emory University. In addition to writing regularly for the feminist gaming blog The Border House, her writing has also appeared on Salon, Jacobin, Kotaku, and First Person Scholar.
TBH she'd have been kind of right about the first part if she had mentioned online multiplayer gamer. You can be the nicest, softest spoken person in the world and a day with gamers will leave you with rs harder than the bat the author of this article should be bashed to death with.
Everyone who complains about toxic people in multiplayer games has dogshit matchmaking rating so they only play with lowranked scum. Good players don't tilt each other.
I miss the days when the lunch lady roamed up and down the aisles of seats with a pair of scissors in her hands. Not to snip ears like I feared but help open ketchup packets. I never had a huge issue with mine. There were days when I suffered a stubborn one though. I would unfold a napkin and twist the ketchup packet under it until it burst. I got pretty good at this to where I'd do it for fun and I'd be watched just for my suspenseful red splatter. One day the napkin blanket curved in such a way and the packet lined up oh so perfectly when it popped it made a red streak across the table and a mess of the girl sitting across from me to left. Everybody knew it was an accident. But she still screeched with embarrassment when everyone started laughing even the lunch lady. The catsup really wasn't needed to make her face red but it helped a lot. I still remember the smirk she gave me when she walked off to clean up and I was grabbed by the arm to talk to the principal. The rest of my week and the following I had to eat lunch in the principals office but that was ok. Even though we never talked again I know me and her lifes both changed forever that day. They can tear down buildings in every way imaginable but until I'm dead that memory is alive and very well done. =)
I don't know what's sadder, you linking an article from 2014, or me remembering reading that article in 2014. (Obviously it's me I'm just being rhetorical here shut up)
As a person who probably would've answered the Fifth "fif" I'm surprised they haven't turned on it yet. I imagine they have a clause "not applicable when defendant accused of rape".
Third: If he picks an amendment this useless, you should just dump him anyway even if he’s not a troll.
this is just ignorant.
Ask him this question when he’s in the middle of using it. And then count how long it takes for him to get his computer into a state where he’s comfortable handing it over to you. If he passes it over immediately with his email and social media accounts still open, you’re likely to be in the clear. This is a man with nothing to hide.
Nice try I have a guest account, I'm not giving you admin/root you dumb bitch.
They’re the men that you work with, the men that you’re friends with, the men you’re related to and, yes, maybe even the man whose baby you are carrying.
Good thing women's minds are too feeble to do any trolling, or I'd say this statement is biased. But since I know it's true, there's no problem.
That mindset is presumably how MacFarlane convinced himself to squander his one shot at the Oscar-hosting gig by performing a musical number about the breasts of every actress in the audience.
Squander? Didn't he end up successfully hosting it
Your man has probably been mean to at least one woman on the Internet at some point in his life.
Doesn't that make him even hotter though?
So if your man is a gamer and you’re worried he might be a troll, try casually dropping her name. Does he instantly begin to foam at the mouth? I’m sorry, but you’re married to a troll.
No - an autist.
Does he look unusually agitated as he gives you a completely unsolicited twenty-minute long lecture about the harmful objectification of men? He’s probably a troll.
Nope - still autist.
Does he recognize the name and say something that sounds feminist or, at the least, empathetic? You’re in the clear. Go ahead and make a baby with him.
And if he doesn't look unusually agitated while saying she's a boring hack, also in the clear right?
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1 nonplussed__ 2017-11-26
the first sign, somehow, is “What do you think of Seth MacFarlane?”
1 GoblinVapes 2017-11-26
I thought everybody hated Family Guy?
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-11-26
the new season is pretty good
1 point_shaver 2017-11-26
Literally Nazi.
1 GoblinVapes 2017-11-26
Found the nazi!
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2017-11-26
lul
1 glmox 2017-11-26
youre wasting your life fam
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-11-26
you're telling me haha
1 nanonan 2017-11-26
He doesn't write anymore though.
1 Gothmog26 2017-11-26
It's ok. We'll eventually find a cure for your condition.
1 ahbslldud 2017-11-26
A year ago I would have been on board with her, but The Orville tho.
1 bjt23 2017-11-26
Yeah, a show where women cause a war because "muh emotions" and all problems are solved through war is somehow more enlightened than a show where women are competent and diplomacy is always given a fair shot.
Fuck critics.
1 ahbslldud 2017-11-26
Are you referencing Discovery? I've heard such bad things about it that I haven't even watched it despite being a lifelong trekkie.
1 bjt23 2017-11-26
Yup Discovery
1 ahbslldud 2017-11-26
Fucking cancer. I just know if I see it it'll send me into apopleptic nerd rage like Batman vs Superman or Shymalamadingdong's Avatar movie
At least The Orville is great tho. Proper Star Trek.
1 Redactor0 2017-11-26
It's interesting to watch just to see what kind of shit people make in the 2010s and call Star Trek. You can really see how much our culture has declined.
1 caffienatedjedi 2017-11-26
The orville is star treks successor tbh
1 ahbslldud 2017-11-26
It's so pitch-perfect that I occasionally forget it's not in the same continuity tbh.
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-11-26
Apparently it's because it has actual Star Trek writers on it, while Discovery is written by generic TV script schmucks.
1 ahbslldud 2017-11-26
I was super psyched when I saw they got Brannon Braga. Top notch.
1 Redactor0 2017-11-26
Not even just writers. They got Frakes to direct an episode and he made it look like TNG in the best possible way.
1 Redactor0 2017-11-26
I dunno. It's a pretty good show, but Seth MacFarlane is responsible for everything that's wrong with it. He manages to work his 15-year old euphoric athiest ideology into almost every episode in some way. I don't watch Trek to see some fatass tell me I should feel bad when I go to the zoo.
1 ahbslldud 2017-11-26
I don't watch Trek to see some fatass tell me I should feel bad when I go to the zoo.
I mean, that's what Trek's about tho. The very core of the show is thought experiments and moralizing.
1 Redactor0 2017-11-26
Yeah, but usually it's not as heavy-handed as someone just standing and saying into the camera "zoos are bad".
1 ahbslldud 2017-11-26
They didn't tho? It was a pretty standard Star Trekkian allegory imo. I can't say I felt particularly chastized.
1 Augustus_Trollus_III 2017-11-26
A couple of episodes really sucked tho. The doctor lands on the alien planet with her shitty kids was awful.
1 ahbslldud 2017-11-26
Yeah I wasn't a huge fan of the self-contained ship full of religious extremists either. That's also very true to Star Trek tho lmao.
1 A_Big_Teletubby 2017-11-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0LR3cjLTeo
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-11-26
Somebody saying "What do you think of Seth MacFarlane?" is big red flag. This person might have some problems
1 newprofile15 2017-11-26
If someone uses my answer to any of her questions to make a personal evaluation my evaluation is that they are a moron.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-11-26
What if your answer is “he’s a self-righteous pompous faggot.” Pass or fail?
1 Awayfone 2017-11-26
Critiquing his politics. You are in the clear
1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-11-26
Jokes on her then. Still gonna post racist shit.
1 pointmanzero 2017-11-26
I love the orville.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-11-26
"Family Guy is pretty fucking formulaic and boring" should be the only correct answer tbh.
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-26
Even the giant chicken??
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-26
Even the giant chicken??
1 Akula_matatta 2017-11-26
I don't. Thank god I aced the first question, because I would have flunked all the rest of em.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2017-11-26
human men as opposed to what, white men? woke lady
1 froibo 2017-11-26
I made a bot that just spams hate mail to people on my list.
1 realShitAtUsernames 2017-11-26
Pls add sempai
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-11-26
World's least convincing trap
1 [deleted] 2017-11-26
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1 _Sitty_Shoonerism_ 2017-11-26
"publishing" stories like "How I Learned to Orgasm after Sex Reassignment Surgery” are also a dead giveaway.
1 carthoris26 2017-11-26
Please tell me this is real
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2017-11-26
here
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-26
1 cheeZetoastee 2017-11-26
What did any of that even mean?
1 boopsheeboo 2017-11-26
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand black anality.
1 Thhueros 2017-11-26
Is this one of your copypastas or did she actually write this.
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-26
https://www.scholars.northwestern.edu/en/publications/black-anality
That's not her, though. Which is twice as terrifying, if you think about it.
1 Gothmog26 2017-11-26
The mind virus is real.
1 DannyLee90 2017-11-26
Pure, distilled academia.
God help us.
1 neveryousay3 2017-11-26
Googled Emory U....my question - how the fuck she got a job there???
1 subpoutine 2017-11-26
she
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2017-11-26
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1 uniqueguy263 2017-11-26
1 neveryousay3 2017-11-26
But still.
1 newprofile15 2017-11-26
There is no "but still," that qualification for departments like that is "can you write 100 pages of feminist word salad without killing yourself? You're hired!"
1 seabeg 2017-11-26
Why do we find those programs
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-26
To make college more expensive.
1 nicethingyoucanthave 2017-11-26
There are algorithms for that: http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/
1 VidiotGamer 2017-11-26
There's no actual qualifications for these kinds of liberal arts jobs other than "Have you done your time in the system?" and "Who do you know that is going to hook you up?"
It's quite literally a place where people with no marketable skills go to "contribute to society" by shitting the place up.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-11-26
It's real easy: wash out of GA Tech
1 ahbslldud 2017-11-26
I refuse to accept this unconscionable gender discrimination. I'll have you know that I can type awful things on the internet just as well as any man, tyvm.
1 nanonan 2017-11-26
Yeah, but do you like Seth McFarlane?
1 ahbslldud 2017-11-26
He made The Orville so... against my better judgement, yes.
1 Country-asshole 2017-11-26
As opposed to self hating trans (((((women))))).
1 newprofile15 2017-11-26
I'm shocked that this deranged purity test came out of some gender studies academic, shocked I tell you! Would never guess that a woman would come up with such a stupid purity test to purge the non believers.
Fortunately for any men who may be accidentally dating one of these feminists this test instantly reveals them and gives the man a chance to escape. If he chooses to stay with her then that's just his own stupidity and no one should be surprised when he is inevitably accused of rape for not washing the dishes that one night.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-26
I have bad news for you
1 strathmeyer 2017-11-26
Joke is on her you wouldn't believe what I've been teaching computers to do.
1 hexane360 2017-11-26
And that one woman who pretended to be a male sports writer
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-26
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1 umamba45 2017-11-26
This is not real? It can't be
1 a_normal_human 2017-11-26
This is pretty tame compared to some of the shit that comes out of Ghazi, not sure why it's that surprising.
1 TinyJibble 2017-11-26
r/relationships is typically fictional, yes.
1 Trapsarntgay1 2017-11-26
Just one. RIP best waifu
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-11-26
No parent should have to bury their child.
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1 Ultrashitpost 2017-11-26
Anyone who seriously uses this should be date raped anyway
1 TinyJibble 2017-11-26
u/whatanasssss can we get another update?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-26
My wife already knows I post on Reddit.
1 subpoutine 2017-11-26
delet urself
1 strathmeyer 2017-11-26
Tell her I post on Reddit, too.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-26
She doesn’t know who you are
1 umar4812 2017-11-26
Send pics
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-26
of?
1 aqouta 2017-11-26
You posting on reddit.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-26
no
1 Awayfone 2017-11-26
reading that favorite amendments list this is satire, right? Liking The 10th means you are racist and homophobic , the second mean violent gun nut , the first is a bad answer? The only correct one is the fifth because awesome abortions!?
Fyi that could means they could be conservative (the horror)
1 Kuonji 2017-11-26
To be fair, the best outcome for the human race would be if everyone everywhere always got abortions.
1 09f911029d7 2017-11-26
Can bussy have abortions though?
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-26
We are already in the Dankest Timeline, fam. Strap in and start smiling.
1 bostonbob1987 2017-11-26
They labeled the Ninth as the foundation for Roe v. Wade, which is not accurate.
One of the Justices used the Ninth Amendment as a justification in a concurring opinion that has not been followed and has not gained any traction whatsoever.
1 Awayfone 2017-11-26
Opps meant ninth . N became f
1 [deleted] 2017-11-26
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1 Awayfone 2017-11-26
A right to privacy was found to exist in the Ninth Amendment
Except then it was found to be in the 14th, the due process clause. Which can't be both
1 mtg_liebestod 2017-11-26
It's like winking satire, where they know you shouldn't take it seriously but you act like you do because the actual goal is to generate the usual "YAS QUEEN SLAY" responses.
1 ffbtaw 2017-11-26
FTFY
1 DUTCH_DUTCH_DUTCH 2017-11-26
how autistic are you that you have to ask thia
1 Awayfone 2017-11-26
I post here
1 Peetrius 2017-11-26
Every day I thank daddy for my 3rd amendment rights tbh.
1 Denny_Craine 2017-11-26
Seriously no soldiers are sleeping in my house goddammit
1 Denny_Craine 2017-11-26
Also why does she only have a legend for the first 10? With if the 14th is my favorite? Or if I really fucking want people in the District of Columbia to be able to vote for president? What do those say about me?
1 boopsheeboo 2017-11-26
Yeah, I would have assumed the "correct" answer would be the 19th.
1 cleverseneca 2017-11-26
21st ammendment. Cause I like my beer.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-11-26
Because that is what is known as the “Bill of Rights”, mouth breather.
1 Denny_Craine 2017-11-26
She didn't specify only the bill of rights. She said favorite amendment
1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-11-26
3) “Which amendment in the Bill of Rights do you think is the most important?”
Read, you Mongoloid.
1 Denny_Craine 2017-11-26
Reading is gay
1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-11-26
Stop huffing glue and become a productive member of society, degenerate.
1 Denny_Craine 2017-11-26
No
1 SpiderPois0n 2017-11-26
T. Never actually read the Bill of Rights
1 hexane360 2017-11-26
Someone should tweet her accusing racism for not mentioning the 13th, 14th, or 15th amendment. And sexist for not mentioning the 19th.
But seriously, if you need a gender studies writer to decide whether your husband's political opinions are woke enough, you're truly among the most useless of society.
1 KingNothing305 2017-11-26
Funny enough Seth made jokes about Weistein and Spacey being sexual predators before they were caught
1 GoblinVapes 2017-11-26
Do people actually believe this shit?
1 SlackBabo 2017-11-26
If you count women as people yes
1 09f911029d7 2017-11-26
So no then, got it
1 kingofthehill5 2017-11-26
I found it funny that people in r/relationships telling that he needs to go to therapy, couple counselling. Does being a troll warrant therapy? I don't live in West, is it a first world thing to go to the therapy for everything?
1 WarSanchez 2017-11-26
I think thats a Mayo thing.
We Beaners tough it out and use alcohol. Even our women are mentally tougher despite living in a hyper-machista enviroment and dealing with constant harrassment and sexual abuse.
1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-11-26
No shit dude, is amazing the difference between latinas and white first world chicks, well white first world chicks who bitch about petty shit on the internet
Literally my most pleasant gfs have all been latinas. All tough women
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-26
White women have absurdly overblown expectations; but, also,
Dating within your own ethnicity subjects you both to ethnicity-specific expectations
1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-11-26
Maybe fam, but is not like I was a piece of shit to any, is just that the latinas are actually more down to earth.
And of course they are way more kinky and way better at sucking dick :)))
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-26
I favor black women. Black women are not particularly "kinky", but then I realized that only fat, boring people have to do weird shit to make sex interesting.
1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-11-26
Never been with a black women though
Will prioritize and report later
Fuck kinky was a bad word, I meant that they are usually more enthusiastic about sex than white chicks, in general.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-26
I hear you, my mayo brother.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-26
1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-11-26
Mediocre
1 shallowm 2017-11-26
Unless you want to count Mexicans as white, you might be mixing people up.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-26
I am a former public defender. I know exactly who is doing the raping.
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-26
1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-11-26
First world thing
This whole culture war mostly is a first world thing
1 Akula_matatta 2017-11-26
Gotta satisfy those primary, secondary and tertiary needs first, before giving yourself ulcers over nonsense.
1 200thacct 2017-11-26
Phillipines, Brazil, Poland, and South Africa are somehow first world now?
1 tcmalloc 2017-11-26
It's like a weirder astrology chart.
1 Bad_Human 2017-11-26
Ha, I remember when this story broke.
1 princessCuck 2017-11-26
Thank god I didn't marry a fucking cis woman.
1 MooseHeckler 2017-11-26
Every day we move further from god's light.
1 Chicup 2017-11-26
My wife has three handguns and is licensed to carry. I'm suppose to dump her now?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-26
Dumping her now sounds pretty dangerous tbh
1 Chicup 2017-11-26
As long as I stay at least 50 feet away when I do, I should be ok. She's not that good a shot.
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-11-26
Screaming out that you want a divorce so everyone in a 50 feet radius can hear it might make her put in the extra effort for a head shot TBH.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-26
He should just text her
1 Chicup 2017-11-26
Oh, shes trained enough to know you shoot for center of mass, head shots are for TV shows and zombie games.
1 umar4812 2017-11-26
Zombie games aren't the only games where you can shoot people.
1 ItsSugar 2017-11-26
When is Elementary School Simulator coming out btw
1 newprofile15 2017-11-26
Ask her what she thinks of Anita Sarkeesian first.
1 ____________13 2017-11-26
Are her arms attached to a human man?
1 Chicup 2017-11-26
Only after the kids are asleep.
1 ____________13 2017-11-26
Go on...
1 Gothmog26 2017-11-26
No. Pound her bussy.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-11-26
The Bill of Rights breakdown is hilarious. Remember when liberals loved the First Amendment?
1 Awayfone 2017-11-26
No? Skokie almost killed the aclu
1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-11-26
I was talking more about during the Bush2 admin. But you’re right, the thing about the ACLU is (((those))) who are their primary financial backers want free speech until it affects a certain (((group))).
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-26
Only 90s kids will remember this
1 glmox 2017-11-26
i fucking hate seth macfarlane, this bitch has no power over me
1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-11-26
Amazing
Can someone ping the gender studies apologists of this sub and ask them how they justify this bullshit?
This is TrollX level of "satire"
1 newprofile15 2017-11-26
Many of them are just college students who still think having a PhD in anything, even a field this stupid, actually means something.
1 Greatpointbut 2017-11-26
This satire is top level regardless of who believes it. My hat is off. I could show this to 7 different people and they would believe it for different reasons. Just wonderful.
1 TheGoldenHour- 2017-11-26
This is pretty funny tbh
1 strathmeyer 2017-11-26
Now I know what to answer if I am annoyed by the question.
1 Akula_matatta 2017-11-26
If you don't pick the third, me and my army-bros are going to set up camp in your kitchen some saturday evening with a 30-pack and a few mounted MGs and have ourselves a party.
1 hexane360 2017-11-26
It's done its job better than most of the other amendments. You shouldn't need 12,000 Supreme Court cases to decide what an amendment actually means. Nobody's fucked with the third amendment because there's no room to fuck with it.
1 comebepc 2017-11-26
Oh fuck off
Of course
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-11-26
TBH she'd have been kind of right about the first part if she had mentioned online multiplayer gamer. You can be the nicest, softest spoken person in the world and a day with gamers will leave you with rs harder than the bat the author of this article should be bashed to death with.
1 nanonan 2017-11-26
If you are too stupid to work out how to mute people you deserve everything you get.
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-11-26
Only faggots mute people on multiplayers. So, I guess, you are a typical r/drama poster?
1 nanonan 2017-11-26
Never said I use it. I'm a sucker for abuse.
1 aqouta 2017-11-26
Everyone who complains about toxic people in multiplayer games has dogshit matchmaking rating so they only play with lowranked scum. Good players don't tilt each other.
1 Mort_DeRire 2017-11-26
TBH any adult male that plays video games should be interred
1 starship_litterbox 2017-11-26
"We need a doctor! No, you can fuck right off. We need a doctor."
1 ObsessedAussie 2017-11-26
I miss the days when the lunch lady roamed up and down the aisles of seats with a pair of scissors in her hands. Not to snip ears like I feared but help open ketchup packets. I never had a huge issue with mine. There were days when I suffered a stubborn one though. I would unfold a napkin and twist the ketchup packet under it until it burst. I got pretty good at this to where I'd do it for fun and I'd be watched just for my suspenseful red splatter. One day the napkin blanket curved in such a way and the packet lined up oh so perfectly when it popped it made a red streak across the table and a mess of the girl sitting across from me to left. Everybody knew it was an accident. But she still screeched with embarrassment when everyone started laughing even the lunch lady. The catsup really wasn't needed to make her face red but it helped a lot. I still remember the smirk she gave me when she walked off to clean up and I was grabbed by the arm to talk to the principal. The rest of my week and the following I had to eat lunch in the principals office but that was ok. Even though we never talked again I know me and her lifes both changed forever that day. They can tear down buildings in every way imaginable but until I'm dead that memory is alive and very well done. =)
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1 Scipio99 2017-11-26
That was one of the strangest things I have ever read
1 WorldStarCroCop 2017-11-26
lol
1 BussySundae 2017-11-26
that male pattern balding...
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-26
Zodiac Killer confirmed
1 WorldStarCroCop 2017-11-26
I was at a new years eve party for fellow fashionista bloggers and listen bigots, we realized the 2nd amendment isn't even real so date my fat friend.
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-11-26
1 sign you're dealing with a retarded potential authoritarian: they think taking the First Amendment seriously could be a "huge warning sign."
1 hexane360 2017-11-26
Liking dogs: This could be a huge warning sign. Trolls like dogs as frequently as college application essays cite "The Road Not Taken."
Having empathy: This could be a huge warning sign. Trolls have empathy as frequently as college application essays cite "The Road Not Taken."
Eating meat: This could be a huge warning sign. Trolls eat meat as frequently as college application essays cite "The Road Not Taken."
1 mrSFWdotcom 2017-11-26
Jesus this is the worst thing I've ever read.
1 SharkeishaFlex 2017-11-26
But I hate Seth McFarland, and my girlfriend still thinks I’m an asshole.
1 EddingtonDidNothingW 2017-11-26
I don't know what's sadder, you linking an article from 2014, or me remembering reading that article in 2014. (Obviously it's me I'm just being rhetorical here shut up)
1 IntellectualEuphoria 2017-11-26
Very sexist and racist article.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-11-26
Lol I like how family man is the first the listed
1 Orsonius 2017-11-26
So it's made up
1 liamemsa 2017-11-26
well apparently I can't tell my wife that I like the Orville
1 Grandepadre 2017-11-26
But what if i am the troll and he is the sex off..i mean male feminist?
1 ffbtaw 2017-11-26
As a person who probably would've answered the Fifth "fif" I'm surprised they haven't turned on it yet. I imagine they have a clause "not applicable when defendant accused of rape".
1 aqouta 2017-11-26
this is just ignorant.
Nice try I have a guest account, I'm not giving you admin/root you dumb bitch.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-26
We need to start banning leftist degeneracy again so that they remember what the First Amendment was for.
1 wolfbetter 2017-11-26
SHUT IT DOWN!
1 starship_litterbox 2017-11-26
Good thing women's minds are too feeble to do any trolling, or I'd say this statement is biased. But since I know it's true, there's no problem.
1 EzraKleinVox 2017-11-26
gtfo OP
1 hexane360 2017-11-26
Surprising that she supports the fifth and sixth amendments, given that they opresses women by giving dirty rapists due process.
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-26
Squander? Didn't he end up successfully hosting it
Doesn't that make him even hotter though?
No - an autist.
Nope - still autist.
And if he doesn't look unusually agitated while saying she's a boring hack, also in the clear right?
Anyway, stupid.