the first sign, somehow, is “What do you think of Seth MacFarlane?”

I thought everybody hated Family Guy?

the new season is pretty good

Literally Nazi.

Found the nazi!

Family Guy

Good

lul

youre wasting your life fam

you're telling me haha

He doesn't write anymore though.

It's ok. We'll eventually find a cure for your condition.

A year ago I would have been on board with her, but The Orville tho.

Yeah, a show where women cause a war because "muh emotions" and all problems are solved through war is somehow more enlightened than a show where women are competent and diplomacy is always given a fair shot.

Fuck critics.

Are you referencing Discovery? I've heard such bad things about it that I haven't even watched it despite being a lifelong trekkie.

Yup Discovery

Fucking cancer. I just know if I see it it'll send me into apopleptic nerd rage like Batman vs Superman or Shymalamadingdong's Avatar movie

At least The Orville is great tho. Proper Star Trek.

It's interesting to watch just to see what kind of shit people make in the 2010s and call Star Trek. You can really see how much our culture has declined.

The orville is star treks successor tbh

It's so pitch-perfect that I occasionally forget it's not in the same continuity tbh.

Apparently it's because it has actual Star Trek writers on it, while Discovery is written by generic TV script schmucks.

I was super psyched when I saw they got Brannon Braga. Top notch.

Not even just writers. They got Frakes to direct an episode and he made it look like TNG in the best possible way.

I dunno. It's a pretty good show, but Seth MacFarlane is responsible for everything that's wrong with it. He manages to work his 15-year old euphoric athiest ideology into almost every episode in some way. I don't watch Trek to see some fatass tell me I should feel bad when I go to the zoo.

I don't watch Trek to see some fatass tell me I should feel bad when I go to the zoo.

I mean, that's what Trek's about tho. The very core of the show is thought experiments and moralizing.

Yeah, but usually it's not as heavy-handed as someone just standing and saying into the camera "zoos are bad".

They didn't tho? It was a pretty standard Star Trekkian allegory imo. I can't say I felt particularly chastized.

A couple of episodes really sucked tho. The doctor lands on the alien planet with her shitty kids was awful.

Yeah I wasn't a huge fan of the self-contained ship full of religious extremists either. That's also very true to Star Trek tho lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0LR3cjLTeo

Somebody saying "What do you think of Seth MacFarlane?" is big red flag. This person might have some problems

If someone uses my answer to any of her questions to make a personal evaluation my evaluation is that they are a moron.

What if your answer is “he’s a self-righteous pompous faggot.” Pass or fail?

Critiquing his politics. You are in the clear

Jokes on her then. Still gonna post racist shit.

I love the orville.

"Family Guy is pretty fucking formulaic and boring" should be the only correct answer tbh.

Even the giant chicken??

Even the giant chicken??

“What do you think of Seth MacFarlane?”

I don't. Thank god I aced the first question, because I would have flunked all the rest of em.

it’s pretty clear that Internet harassment comes from actual human men.

human men as opposed to what, white men? woke lady

Samantha Allen is a doctoral fellow in the Department of Women’s, Gender and Sexuality Studies at Emory University.

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"publishing" stories like "How I Learned to Orgasm after Sex Reassignment Surgery” are also a dead giveaway.

Please tell me this is real

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That’s how I got to my happy ending—literally.

“Black Anality” argues that “black” and “anal” are rendered ideologically, discursively, and representationally synonymous, and that black female flesh becomes the material space on which this convergence occurs. Drawing on an archive of online, widely accessible black pornographies, I develop the term black anality to describe how black pleasures are represented as peculiarly and particularly oriented toward the anus, and thus as peculiarly and particularly attached to anal ideologies. In doing so, I depart from black feminist scholarship, which has long examined the buttocks as an imagined locus of racial-sexual difference and which has developed a set of analytics that now predominate in the study of black female sexualities: spectacularity, excess, grotesquerie, and display. “Black Anality” offers a new set of analytics for black feminist work on sexuality: spatiality, waste, toxicity, and filth. These analytics, I argue, allow black feminists to consider how black female sexuality is imagined to be rooted in (and perhaps generative of) certain kinds of filthy spaces, particularly the ghetto; how black sexuality is constructed as literally and metaphorically dirty; how black sexuality is posited as toxic, non-productive, and nonreproductive; and how black sexuality is imagined as wasteful. In turning attention to this understudied and overdetermining space — the black anus — “Black Anality” considers the racial meanings produced in pornographic texts that insistently return to the black female anus as a critical site of pleasure, peril, and curiosity.

What did any of that even mean?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand black anality.

Is this one of your copypastas or did she actually write this.

https://www.scholars.northwestern.edu/en/publications/black-anality

That's not her, though. Which is twice as terrifying, if you think about it.

The mind virus is real.

Pure, distilled academia.

God help us.

Googled Emory U....my question - how the fuck she got a job there???

she

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Department of Women's, Gender, and Sexuality Studies

But still.

There is no "but still," that qualification for departments like that is "can you write 100 pages of feminist word salad without killing yourself? You're hired!"

Why do we find those programs

To make college more expensive.

can you write 100 pages of feminist word salad without killing yourself?

There are algorithms for that: http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

There's no actual qualifications for these kinds of liberal arts jobs other than "Have you done your time in the system?" and "Who do you know that is going to hook you up?"

It's quite literally a place where people with no marketable skills go to "contribute to society" by shitting the place up.

It's real easy: wash out of GA Tech

I refuse to accept this unconscionable gender discrimination. I'll have you know that I can type awful things on the internet just as well as any man, tyvm.

Yeah, but do you like Seth McFarlane?

He made The Orville so... against my better judgement, yes.

As opposed to self hating trans (((((women))))).

I'm shocked that this deranged purity test came out of some gender studies academic, shocked I tell you! Would never guess that a woman would come up with such a stupid purity test to purge the non believers.

Fortunately for any men who may be accidentally dating one of these feminists this test instantly reveals them and gives the man a chance to escape. If he chooses to stay with her then that's just his own stupidity and no one should be surprised when he is inevitably accused of rape for not washing the dishes that one night.

woman

I have bad news for you

it’s pretty clear that Internet harassment comes from actual human men.

Joke is on her you wouldn't believe what I've been teaching computers to do.

And that one woman who pretended to be a male sports writer

human men as opposed to what, white men?

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This is not real? It can't be

This is pretty tame compared to some of the shit that comes out of Ghazi, not sure why it's that surprising.

In her disbelief, whatanasssss posted her experience to r/relationships

r/relationships is typically fictional, yes.

Unless there’s a secret army of robot bigots

Just one. RIP best waifu

No parent should have to bury their child.

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Anyone who seriously uses this should be date raped anyway

u/whatanasssss can we get another update?

My wife already knows I post on Reddit.

My wife

delet urself

Tell her I post on Reddit, too.

She doesn’t know who you are

Send pics

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You posting on reddit.

no

reading that favorite amendments list this is satire, right? Liking The 10th means you are racist and homophobic , the second mean violent gun nut , the first is a bad answer? The only correct one is the fifth because awesome abortions!?

If your man responds to this question with a blistering critique of MacFarlane’s politics, you’re in the clear.

Fyi that could means they could be conservative (the horror)

To be fair, the best outcome for the human race would be if everyone everywhere always got abortions.

Can bussy have abortions though?

the best outcome for the human race

We are already in the Dankest Timeline, fam. Strap in and start smiling.

They labeled the Ninth as the foundation for Roe v. Wade, which is not accurate.

One of the Justices used the Ninth Amendment as a justification in a concurring opinion that has not been followed and has not gained any traction whatsoever.

Opps meant ninth . N became f

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A right to privacy was found to exist in the Ninth Amendment

Except then it was found to be in the 14th, the due process clause. Which can't be both

It's like winking satire, where they know you shouldn't take it seriously but you act like you do because the actual goal is to generate the usual "YAS QUEEN SLAY" responses.

YAAASSSS

FTFY

reading that favorite amendments list this is satire, right?

how autistic are you that you have to ask thia

I post here

Every day I thank daddy for my 3rd amendment rights tbh.

Seriously no soldiers are sleeping in my house goddammit

Also why does she only have a legend for the first 10? With if the 14th is my favorite? Or if I really fucking want people in the District of Columbia to be able to vote for president? What do those say about me?

Yeah, I would have assumed the "correct" answer would be the 19th.

21st ammendment. Cause I like my beer.

Because that is what is known as the “Bill of Rights”, mouth breather.

She didn't specify only the bill of rights. She said favorite amendment

3) “Which amendment in the Bill of Rights do you think is the most important?”

Read, you Mongoloid.

Reading is gay

Stop huffing glue and become a productive member of society, degenerate.

No

The 1st Amendment is only about freeze peaches

T. Never actually read the Bill of Rights

Someone should tweet her accusing racism for not mentioning the 13th, 14th, or 15th amendment. And sexist for not mentioning the 19th.

But seriously, if you need a gender studies writer to decide whether your husband's political opinions are woke enough, you're truly among the most useless of society.

Funny enough Seth made jokes about Weistein and Spacey being sexual predators before they were caught

Do people actually believe this shit?

If you count women as people yes

So no then, got it

I found it funny that people in r/relationships telling that he needs to go to therapy, couple counselling. Does being a troll warrant therapy? I don't live in West, is it a first world thing to go to the therapy for everything?

I think thats a Mayo thing.

We Beaners tough it out and use alcohol. Even our women are mentally tougher despite living in a hyper-machista enviroment and dealing with constant harrassment and sexual abuse.

Even our women are mentally tougher despite living in a hyper-machista enviroment and dealing with constant harrassment and sexual abuse.

No shit dude, is amazing the difference between latinas and white first world chicks, well white first world chicks who bitch about petty shit on the internet

Literally my most pleasant gfs have all been latinas. All tough women

White women have absurdly overblown expectations; but, also,

Dating within your own ethnicity subjects you both to ethnicity-specific expectations

Maybe fam, but is not like I was a piece of shit to any, is just that the latinas are actually more down to earth.

And of course they are way more kinky and way better at sucking dick :)))

I favor black women. Black women are not particularly "kinky", but then I realized that only fat, boring people have to do weird shit to make sex interesting.

Never been with a black women though

Will prioritize and report later

"kinky", but then I realized that only fat, boring people have to do weird shit to make sex interesting.

Fuck kinky was a bad word, I meant that they are usually more enthusiastic about sex than white chicks, in general.

I hear you, my mayo brother.

We Beaners tough it out and use our daughtersalcohol

Mediocre

Unless you want to count Mexicans as white, you might be mixing people up.

I am a former public defender. I know exactly who is doing the raping.

enviroment

First world thing

This whole culture war mostly is a first world thing

Gotta satisfy those primary, secondary and tertiary needs first, before giving yourself ulcers over nonsense.

Phillipines, Brazil, Poland, and South Africa are somehow first world now?

It's like a weirder astrology chart.

Ha, I remember when this story broke.

Thank god I didn't marry a fucking cis woman.

Every day we move further from god's light.

My wife has three handguns and is licensed to carry. I'm suppose to dump her now?

Dumping her now sounds pretty dangerous tbh

As long as I stay at least 50 feet away when I do, I should be ok. She's not that good a shot.

Screaming out that you want a divorce so everyone in a 50 feet radius can hear it might make her put in the extra effort for a head shot TBH.

He should just text her

Oh, shes trained enough to know you shoot for center of mass, head shots are for TV shows and zombie games.

Zombie games aren't the only games where you can shoot people.

When is Elementary School Simulator coming out btw

Ask her what she thinks of Anita Sarkeesian first.

Are her arms attached to a human man?

Only after the kids are asleep.

Go on...

No. Pound her bussy.

The Bill of Rights breakdown is hilarious. Remember when liberals loved the First Amendment?

No? Skokie almost killed the aclu

I was talking more about during the Bush2 admin. But you’re right, the thing about the ACLU is (((those))) who are their primary financial backers want free speech until it affects a certain (((group))).

Only 90s kids will remember this

i fucking hate seth macfarlane, this bitch has no power over me

Samantha Allen is a doctoral fellow in the Department of Women’s, Gender and Sexuality Studies at Emory University. In addition to writing regularly for the feminist gaming blog The Border House, her writing has also appeared on Salon, Jacobin, Kotaku, and First Person Scholar.

Amazing

Can someone ping the gender studies apologists of this sub and ask them how they justify this bullshit?

This is TrollX level of "satire"

Many of them are just college students who still think having a PhD in anything, even a field this stupid, actually means something.

This satire is top level regardless of who believes it. My hat is off. I could show this to 7 different people and they would believe it for different reasons. Just wonderful.

Third: If he picks an amendment this useless, you should just dump him anyway even if he’s not a troll.

This is pretty funny tbh

Now I know what to answer if I am annoyed by the question.

If you don't pick the third, me and my army-bros are going to set up camp in your kitchen some saturday evening with a 30-pack and a few mounted MGs and have ourselves a party.

It's done its job better than most of the other amendments. You shouldn't need 12,000 Supreme Court cases to decide what an amendment actually means. Nobody's fucked with the third amendment because there's no room to fuck with it.

if your man plays video games, your troll-dar should already be set to high alert anyway. On the Venn Diagram of the Internet, the intersection of trolls and male gamers is a particularly bustling one

Oh fuck off

Samantha Allen is a doctoral fellow in the Department of Women’s, Gender and Sexuality Studies at Emory University. In addition to writing regularly for the feminist gaming blog The Border House, her writing has also appeared on Salon, Jacobin, Kotaku, and First Person Scholar.

Of course

TBH she'd have been kind of right about the first part if she had mentioned online multiplayer gamer. You can be the nicest, softest spoken person in the world and a day with gamers will leave you with rs harder than the bat the author of this article should be bashed to death with.

If you are too stupid to work out how to mute people you deserve everything you get.

Only faggots mute people on multiplayers. So, I guess, you are a typical r/drama poster?

Never said I use it. I'm a sucker for abuse.

Everyone who complains about toxic people in multiplayer games has dogshit matchmaking rating so they only play with lowranked scum. Good players don't tilt each other.

TBH any adult male that plays video games should be interred

doctoral fellow in the Department of Women’s, Gender and Sexuality Studies

"We need a doctor! No, you can fuck right off. We need a doctor."

I miss the days when the lunch lady roamed up and down the aisles of seats with a pair of scissors in her hands. Not to snip ears like I feared but help open ketchup packets. I never had a huge issue with mine. There were days when I suffered a stubborn one though. I would unfold a napkin and twist the ketchup packet under it until it burst. I got pretty good at this to where I'd do it for fun and I'd be watched just for my suspenseful red splatter. One day the napkin blanket curved in such a way and the packet lined up oh so perfectly when it popped it made a red streak across the table and a mess of the girl sitting across from me to left. Everybody knew it was an accident. But she still screeched with embarrassment when everyone started laughing even the lunch lady. The catsup really wasn't needed to make her face red but it helped a lot. I still remember the smirk she gave me when she walked off to clean up and I was grabbed by the arm to talk to the principal. The rest of my week and the following I had to eat lunch in the principals office but that was ok. Even though we never talked again I know me and her lifes both changed forever that day. They can tear down buildings in every way imaginable but until I'm dead that memory is alive and very well done. =)

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That was one of the strangest things I have ever read

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lol

that male pattern balding...

Samantha Leigh Allen (trap name)

Arthur Leigh Allen

Zodiac Killer confirmed

I was at a new years eve party for fellow fashionista bloggers and listen bigots, we realized the 2nd amendment isn't even real so date my fat friend.

First: This could be a huge warning sign. Trolls cite the First Amendment as frequently as college application essays cite “The Road Not Taken.”

1 sign you're dealing with a retarded potential authoritarian: they think taking the First Amendment seriously could be a "huge warning sign."

Liking dogs: This could be a huge warning sign. Trolls like dogs as frequently as college application essays cite "The Road Not Taken."

Having empathy: This could be a huge warning sign. Trolls have empathy as frequently as college application essays cite "The Road Not Taken."

Eating meat: This could be a huge warning sign. Trolls eat meat as frequently as college application essays cite "The Road Not Taken."

Jesus this is the worst thing I've ever read.

But I hate Seth McFarland, and my girlfriend still thinks I’m an asshole.

I don't know what's sadder, you linking an article from 2014, or me remembering reading that article in 2014. (Obviously it's me I'm just being rhetorical here shut up)

Very sexist and racist article.

Lol I like how family man is the first the listed

posted on r/relationships

So it's made up

well apparently I can't tell my wife that I like the Orville

But what if i am the troll and he is the sex off..i mean male feminist?

As a person who probably would've answered the Fifth "fif" I'm surprised they haven't turned on it yet. I imagine they have a clause "not applicable when defendant accused of rape".

Third: If he picks an amendment this useless, you should just dump him anyway even if he’s not a troll.

this is just ignorant.

Ask him this question when he’s in the middle of using it. And then count how long it takes for him to get his computer into a state where he’s comfortable handing it over to you. If he passes it over immediately with his email and social media accounts still open, you’re likely to be in the clear. This is a man with nothing to hide.

Nice try I have a guest account, I'm not giving you admin/root you dumb bitch.

We need to start banning leftist degeneracy again so that they remember what the First Amendment was for.

SHUT IT DOWN!

They’re the men that you work with, the men that you’re friends with, the men you’re related to and, yes, maybe even the man whose baby you are carrying.

Good thing women's minds are too feeble to do any trolling, or I'd say this statement is biased. But since I know it's true, there's no problem.

2014

gtfo OP

Surprising that she supports the fifth and sixth amendments, given that they opresses women by giving dirty rapists due process.

That mindset is presumably how MacFarlane convinced himself to squander his one shot at the Oscar-hosting gig by performing a musical number about the breasts of every actress in the audience.

Squander? Didn't he end up successfully hosting it

Your man has probably been mean to at least one woman on the Internet at some point in his life.

Doesn't that make him even hotter though?

So if your man is a gamer and you’re worried he might be a troll, try casually dropping her name. Does he instantly begin to foam at the mouth? I’m sorry, but you’re married to a troll.

No - an autist.

Does he look unusually agitated as he gives you a completely unsolicited twenty-minute long lecture about the harmful objectification of men? He’s probably a troll.

Nope - still autist.

Does he recognize the name and say something that sounds feminist or, at the least, empathetic? You’re in the clear. Go ahead and make a baby with him.

And if he doesn't look unusually agitated while saying she's a boring hack, also in the clear right?

Anyway, stupid.