I did the math and reserch, according to Wikipedia the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the average volume of an adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation the average mass of an adult male is 7.14kg. I then found the volume by divinding this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of an adult male was then found to be 0.0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis i found earlier, 9.72 in cubed I got 0.0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult males volume. Assuming the lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.
Something I've noticed on South Asian online forums is that in the "Adult" section of these communities, 90% of the posts are about cuckoldry or incest. What's up with that? Is it a combination of sexual repression and high libido? Does that explain all the rape (and why you wouldn't be able to go a week without sexual release)?
you dumb fuck it was supposed to be a hint that I am trolling the sad cunt ex muzzie community.
They are imbeciles with development issues and have fuck ups as parents, rather than taking responsibility and leaving the religion of islam like a normal person, they have created a community to have a sense of belonging and to accommodate their weird protective factors.
That is why trolling them is so good and fun because they get triggered over the tiniest things, e.g. one guy resorted to insult the prophet muhammad using cringeworthy insults last time I was there.
If you don't have a gun, keeping yourself safe may seem tough. Furthermore, there is the possibility that you may aim wrong, end up with incomplete protection, or just turn your gun away at the last second because
of a self-destructive instinct. Fortunately, there are other self-protection methods available.
Often, nembutal is hailed as the 'holy grail' of safety maintenance, however, it is very hard to obtain, and is relatively expensive. If it gets lost in transit, you can be hundreds of dollars out and may not be able to
buy another shipment.
This is why I would like to introduce fentanyl. Fentanyl is an opiate that is 100 times more potent than morphine. This image shows the minimum dosages of fentanyl and heroin for complete safety maintenance side-by-side.
The stable safety maintenance dose of fentanyl is under 10mg if injected or nasally inhaled. Eating/oral intake is not recommended, because the bioavailability for that method of intake is very low, around 30 percent or so. You may also end up vomiting it back out. This is why nasal inhalation and injection are recommended methods of intake (nasal inhalation is often recommended over injection for ease of administration and a lower chance of error).
Getting what you need
Obtaining fentanyl may seem like a hassle at first, but it is widely available on the darknet for about $100 USD for 50mg. To get started, visit /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs and /r/DarkNetMarkets. You should look for a reliable marketplace and vendor (make sure to read reviews of each), and you can buy bitcoins over the internet (Coinbase) or with cash (Bitcoin ATMs), depending on where you live.
When buying fentanyl, make sure to check the name carefully and ensure that you are buying actual fentanyl and not an analogue, like butyrfentanyl or acetylfentanyl, because analogues often have a lower potency. If you are buying an analogue, make sure to buy enough to maintain your safety (you can look up the potency of the analogue you are buying to do so). If you are buying a salt of fentanyl, such as fentanyl HCl or fentanyl citrate, make sure to check the potency in relation to fentanyl freebase as well. On the other hand, carfentanyl is an analogue that is much more potent than fentanyl, so if you find that for a decent price, you're in luck!
Final steps
After your fentanyl has arrived in the mail, you are ready to maintain your safety. It is recommended to use a dust mask during preparation to make sure that you do not unintentionally consume an insufficient amount.
Set out the powder on a clean, flat surface, and use a hard, flat object, such as a credit card, to crush any lumps of fentanyl. Form lines in accordance with your proper dosage and proceed to nasally inhale the fentanyl. Your safety maintenance process should begin in a minute or less after inhalation.
If your chosen intake method is injection, look up the solubility for your salt or analogue, and inject it all at once, otherwise, you may unintentionally consume an amount that will not result in complete safety maintenance. Your safety maintenance process should begin in a minute or less after injection.
How am I assblasted? It was just shitty trolling. I'd take /u/Ed_
Butteredtoast over him anyday. At least that guys sometimes funny. This fucker even PM'd me with a "why doesn't /r/Drama like me?" message.
Literally suicide is the only option available for him to cure the turbo autism.
I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.
Sorry to hurt your feelings but biologically speaking Women are nothing but breeding machines and pussy cuck beta sissies are for sexual pleasure when women are on their periods or are pregnant.
Incels love Islam, redpillers are most likely future incels, so I'm not really surprised. I've seen an /r/islam user who's also a redpiller before, as well as a post on /r/TheRedPill talking about how Islam is the most redpilled religion.
So again, he's not red pill, but you decided to add that to the clickbait title.
You can clearly tell from what he says that his views are aligned with much of /r/TheRedPill's (or /r/incels) ideology.
You however are allowed to be a worthless beta cuck male if you want (and imo that is why your sister is unmarried as you probably had a cuckish dad), but don't hate on the alpha males please
Sorry to hurt your feelings but biologically speaking Women are nothing but breeding machines and pussy cuck beta sissies are for sexual pleasure when women are on their periods or are pregnant
Believe me, Feminism will be destroyed with the rise of neo nazism (long live Trump and his movement) and the male population of the west will be saved, meanwhile Muslim world will remain intact thanks to foreign policy of trump, Which if crooked Hilary had won we would have been destroyed and forced to give rights to women
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-27
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1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
Praise kek
1 shallowm 2017-11-27
I did the math and reserch, according to Wikipedia the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the average volume of an adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation the average mass of an adult male is 7.14kg. I then found the volume by divinding this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of an adult male was then found to be 0.0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis i found earlier, 9.72 in cubed I got 0.0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult males volume. Assuming the lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.
1 aonome 2017-11-27
If you unironically say "praise kek" you are probably a 4chan virgin.
Alphas don't call themselves alpha, you sound like a pussy
1 umar4812 2017-11-27
What if I say it ironically?
1 tot22 2017-11-27
Then you're a Chad.
1 blacknblue12 2017-11-27
Then youre a waste of air
1 umar4812 2017-11-27
GOOD point.
1 shallowm 2017-11-27
He's a Pakistani male, it was over a long time ago for him.
1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
Rural Pakistani Male from a village*
1 randimod-killer 2017-11-27
Somehow you avoided getting peaced by a US drone.
Par koi baat nahin, bakra kab tak khair manayega.
1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
Apni army walon ki dekh Baal kar bharwa
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-11-27
MFW Pakis get uppity
1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
Feed your soldiers first pin dic indics kek
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-11-27
Why don't you send your girlfriend over? Mutton curry should be pretty nice.
1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
Sorry but my gf is haram for you guys, I've heard beef is banned in rapistan.
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-11-27
Your typical Pakistani, people
1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
We aren't the ones who marry dogs
1 shallowm 2017-11-27
Something I've noticed on South Asian online forums is that in the "Adult" section of these communities, 90% of the posts are about cuckoldry or incest. What's up with that? Is it a combination of sexual repression and high libido? Does that explain all the rape (and why you wouldn't be able to go a week without sexual release)?
1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
you dumb fuck it was supposed to be a hint that I am trolling the sad cunt ex muzzie community.
They are imbeciles with development issues and have fuck ups as parents, rather than taking responsibility and leaving the religion of islam like a normal person, they have created a community to have a sense of belonging and to accommodate their weird protective factors.
That is why trolling them is so good and fun because they get triggered over the tiniest things, e.g. one guy resorted to insult the prophet muhammad using cringeworthy insults last time I was there.
1 aonome 2017-11-27
Haha top trole my friend :)
Fucking get yourself tested
1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
Why do you find my trolling offensive? It is the internet nibba, just downvote and move on.
1 WistopherWalken 2017-11-27
Using meme letters in late 2017. How the fuck are you.
1 shallowm 2017-11-27
Oh, honestly I didn't pick up on that. I didn't know you were part of legion kek
1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
Sarcasm aside, I don't want to be on this thread.
I want to troll in peace, I don't want assholes like you documenting my trolling.
It is unethical and wrong.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-27
I'm sorry but your trolling is too retarded even for this place. Go try /r/bakchodi where you can try your Bollywood style autism out.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-11-27
"Jokes on you guys, I was just pretending to be severely autistic"
Have you considered the merits of suicide? A big one is that you will no longer have to be you.
1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
Nope.
1 shallowm 2017-11-27
Maintaining your safety
Methods of keeping yourself safe
If you don't have a gun, keeping yourself safe may seem tough. Furthermore, there is the possibility that you may aim wrong, end up with incomplete protection, or just turn your gun away at the last second because of a self-destructive instinct. Fortunately, there are other self-protection methods available.
Often, nembutal is hailed as the 'holy grail' of safety maintenance, however, it is very hard to obtain, and is relatively expensive. If it gets lost in transit, you can be hundreds of dollars out and may not be able to buy another shipment.
This is why I would like to introduce fentanyl. Fentanyl is an opiate that is 100 times more potent than morphine. This image shows the minimum dosages of fentanyl and heroin for complete safety maintenance side-by-side.
The stable safety maintenance dose of fentanyl is under 10mg if injected or nasally inhaled. Eating/oral intake is not recommended, because the bioavailability for that method of intake is very low, around 30 percent or so. You may also end up vomiting it back out. This is why nasal inhalation and injection are recommended methods of intake (nasal inhalation is often recommended over injection for ease of administration and a lower chance of error).
Getting what you need
Obtaining fentanyl may seem like a hassle at first, but it is widely available on the darknet for about $100 USD for 50mg. To get started, visit /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs and /r/DarkNetMarkets. You should look for a reliable marketplace and vendor (make sure to read reviews of each), and you can buy bitcoins over the internet (Coinbase) or with cash (Bitcoin ATMs), depending on where you live.
When buying fentanyl, make sure to check the name carefully and ensure that you are buying actual fentanyl and not an analogue, like butyrfentanyl or acetylfentanyl, because analogues often have a lower potency. If you are buying an analogue, make sure to buy enough to maintain your safety (you can look up the potency of the analogue you are buying to do so). If you are buying a salt of fentanyl, such as fentanyl HCl or fentanyl citrate, make sure to check the potency in relation to fentanyl freebase as well. On the other hand, carfentanyl is an analogue that is much more potent than fentanyl, so if you find that for a decent price, you're in luck!
Final steps
After your fentanyl has arrived in the mail, you are ready to maintain your safety. It is recommended to use a dust mask during preparation to make sure that you do not unintentionally consume an insufficient amount.
Set out the powder on a clean, flat surface, and use a hard, flat object, such as a credit card, to crush any lumps of fentanyl. Form lines in accordance with your proper dosage and proceed to nasally inhale the fentanyl. Your safety maintenance process should begin in a minute or less after inhalation.
If your chosen intake method is injection, look up the solubility for your salt or analogue, and inject it all at once, otherwise, you may unintentionally consume an amount that will not result in complete safety maintenance. Your safety maintenance process should begin in a minute or less after injection.
Good luck!
1 nmx179 2017-11-27
Considering how assblasted you are about him even after he told you he's trolling, I'd say the joke is still on you.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-11-27
How am I assblasted? It was just shitty trolling. I'd take /u/Ed_ Butteredtoast over him anyday. At least that guys sometimes funny. This fucker even PM'd me with a "why doesn't /r/Drama like me?" message.
Literally suicide is the only option available for him to cure the turbo autism.
1 nmx179 2017-11-27
Alphas call themselves alpha all the time, the only people who say otherwise are beta pussies.
1 backltrack 2017-11-27
The kek thing was funny for a little bit but then alt lite nerds got it.
1 -huitzilopochtli- 2017-11-27
drain the swamp ecks dee
1 Protect_Me 2017-11-27
Neck yourself you /b/tard wannabe.
1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
Kys cunt, I don't even visit 4chan, it hurts my eyes XD
1 Protect_Me 2017-11-27
Then stop acting like you're from there you fucking poser.
1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
I'm not, I'm from telegram
1 wololololow 2017-11-27
Fuck off mianwali these are my friends now. Go get aspie to kill himself and I'll tell these guys to welcome you
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-11-27
Tight whight busy, the most valuable rings in the universe
1 Invalid_Target 2017-11-27
Gayos are prime fuckin.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-11-27
hmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔
1 aonome 2017-11-27
Very quotable
1 tot22 2017-11-27
Wait, he fucks traps?
1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
yup, the best kind.
1 tot22 2017-11-27
Clearly he's a man of taste.
1 shallowm 2017-11-27
Doesn't that make you a cuck and destroy your ability to be sexually active and healthy?
1 tilmoph 2017-11-27
No, he said the opposite actually, that fucking beta male sissy traps kept his sexuality up when women were on their period.
1 EternallyMiffed 2017-11-27
Buggery is very common in muslim majority countries.
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-11-27
1 rainfal 2017-11-27
Aka - she'll say it's his cause he's too dense to actually find out otherwise.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-11-27
/u/justcool393
You know what to do.
1 cuteman 2017-11-27
Ex Muslims from Pakistan are from the red pill?
The guy only mentioned the sub, I don't think xir contributes there.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
he reads it, didn't dispute it. don't have to contribute to ascribe to it
1 shallowm 2017-11-27
He said he's not an ex Muslim.
Incels love Islam, redpillers are most likely future incels, so I'm not really surprised. I've seen an /r/islam user who's also a redpiller before, as well as a post on /r/TheRedPill talking about how Islam is the most redpilled religion.
1 cuteman 2017-11-27
So again, he's not red pill, but you decided to add that to the clickbait title.
All because
Do you work for a grocery store gossip magazine writing headline?
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-11-27
You're boring.
Stop being boring.
1 shallowm 2017-11-27
You can clearly tell from what he says that his views are aligned with much of /r/TheRedPill's (or /r/incels) ideology.
Do you need everything spoon-fed to you?
1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
Lol
1 MianwaliDaChor 2017-11-27
XD
1 Trapsarntgay1 2017-11-27
Proof that /u/MianwaliDaChor is a man of taste