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/u/AuntJemima420420 Dude, just think about it. Having sex with another man, whether you're a top or bottom, is much more manlier than having sex with a woman. Only another man could truly appreciate the hard work put into the development of another man's body.

Also, there's just so much more chemistry and familiarity that you can actually connect on a much deeper mental level while having sex than you would be able to when having sex with a woman. It's quite logical, since you would have a brain that's much more similar to another man than a woman.

If anything, men who go for women are, for the most part, brainlessly following their primitive desires. They're no better than mindless animals.

primitive

mindless

exactly. its like sex with women but with no women. so its the best of both worlds

I used to be like you. My friends would force me to watch scat porn and I would just hate it all. I thought "Geez, who likes this stuff?" But I now think that it's fantastic. Scat porn is a genre that cuts across all demographics and the stigma that you have to be gay to enjoy it needs to come to an end right now.

I used to be like you. My friends would force me to watch scat porn and I would just hate it all. I thought "Geez, who likes this stuff?" But I now think that it's fantastic. Scat porn is a genre that cuts across all demographics and the stigma that you have to be an absolute fucking degenerate who should be gassed to enjoy it needs to come to an end right now.

Much better.

This, but unironically. Also without the “who likes this stuff.”

I used to be like you. My friends would force me to watch gay porn and I would just hate it all. I thought "Geez, who likes this stuff?" But I now think that it's fantastic. Gay porn is a genre that cuts across all demographics and the stigma that you have to be gay to enjoy it needs to come to an end right now.

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This needs to happen. u/justcool393

100% chance this is a turbo SJW trying to push the argument "everyone is a little gay" like you often in see on askmeanything.

The give away:

[–]AuntJemima420420[S] 1 point 20 hours ago well i dont because my friends would make fun of me

Is this the left's equivalent to family-values politician who's a closet homosexual?

Homosexuality is a choice, I know because I'm gay and choosing to be straight!

vs

Everyone is a little bit gay. I mean I am, you all are too. Right? Anybody?

I don't think they're very related. The motive might come from the same place, but with conservatives, it manifests in a very different way.

What about the whole "Janet isn't really a lesbian, she just needs to find the right man" thing? I think it's p close to that.

Yeah, that's probably more accurate.

No, the left's equivalent are male feminists.

Bussy transcends sexuality, it’s basically a given

Sorry but you are 100% wrong. This guy os either retard or troll or both.

https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/7fqzl8/it_is_good_that_a_president_has_no_political

That's not true at all I am not homosexual not one bit. I like vagina as much as the next guy

You can like both at the same time (bisexuality).

i say it once and i say it again i dont like penis

What? You said right here that you can't enjoy it without penis:

But how am I supposed to enjoy it if there are no penis

I don;t like the plain penis i like penis but with Vagiana

But you said you enjoy gay porn, and that doesn't have vagina in it.

I think they do but im not sure i usually close my eyes at that part

100% chance this is an extremely obvious troll. This exchange should give it away:

Everyone takes a shit too, do you describe the details of your bowel movements with them?

yeah

he’s just fucking around

Who cares?

I used to be like you. My friends would force me to watch gay porn and I would just hate it all.

Man, tell me about it. That was always my least favorite part of pre-gaming with the boys back in the day.

I'm glad you at least enjoyed giving brojobs.

Yea but brojobs aren't gay, gay porn is pretty fucking gay, ya dig?

Nobody is disagreeing with that!

I TOTALLY AGREE

Pretty sure it's for everyone but 100% hetero men.

https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/7fdpcs/most_people_are_dumb_and_not_enlightened_like_me

OP is pretty clearly a troll but then again I wouldn't dismiss this as an occurrance of pure retardation.

Most likely the ladder i believe

there's literally a whole subreddit for this

this concept is OLD NEWS

theres just a bunch of penis and balls on that subreddit why you put it why

for a good time starring robert pattinson

Isn't this kinda what /r/TotallyStraight/ is about (most def it's just gay guys posintg tho, but still one of the best gay porn subreddits)

/u/AuntJemima420420 nigga u gay

I made it clear that I am not

/u/AuntJemima420420, there is a way for a straight main to enjoy homosexual porn. It's called lesbian porn.

But how am I supposed to enjoy it if there are no penis

Hold tight, I'm sure someone in r/drama will be by momentarily to introduce you to the joys of feminine penis.

what?

Feel free to check out places like /r/Tgirls/, /r/dickgirls, /r/traps, etc.

obvious troll is obvious