I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src
Sources close to the Trump administration claim that the casting of the Fake News Trophy has already been awarded to a company run by a Russian oligarch
Most people today would claim that rape is a terrible crime almost akin to murder but I strongly disagree. Far from a vile act, rape is a magical experience that benefits society as a whole. I realize many of you will disagree with this thesis but lend me your ears and I’m sure I’ll sway you towards a darkened alley.
If it weren’t for rape, Western Civilization might not exist as we know it today. When the Romans were faced with a disproportionate ratio of women to men in the early kingdom, they had to do something, lest their fledgling society die for lack of sons. To solve their little dilemma, they did what any reasonable man would do: they threw a festival for their Sabine neighbors, and then stole and raped their women. It’s quite logical; in fact I don’t understand why the settlers at Plymouth didn’t do the same to the local Indians. It certainly would have saved on shipping costs.
Obviously, in the case of the Rape of the Sabines, rape was a tremendous help to society. The Sabine women, for their part, didn’t seem to mind so much, as they threw themselves between their brutish old Sabine husbands and their charming new Roman ones to prevent bloodshed when the Sabine men came to reclaim their wives. Yet even when society was totally against a rape, the raunchy act has benefited society too. Where would the Romans be, after all, if it weren’t for the Rape of Lucretia infuriating the people to the point of overthrowing their last king, Lucius Tarquinius Super-Bus? If it weren’t for that event, the world might never have had the Roman Republic for a pristine example of a flawless government.
Rape’s glorious advantages are not, however, exclusively found from 2,000-year-old examples. In actuality, rape’s advantages can very much be seen today. Take ugly women, for example. If it weren’t for rape, how would they ever know the joy of intercourse with a man who isn’t drunk? In a society as plastic-conscious as our own, are we really to believe that some man would ever sleep with a girl resembling a wildebeest if he didn’t have a few schnapps in him? Of course he wouldn’t, at least no self-respecting man would, but therein lies the beauty of rape. No self-respecting man would rape in the first place, so ugly women are guaranteed a romp with not only a sober man, but a bad boy too, and we all know how much ladies like the bad boy.
Ugly women are not, however, the only people who benefit from rape– prisoners enjoy its many perks, too. What, after all, would possibly be more boring than spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day? The answer, of course, is spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day and never getting some hot action. With rape, prisoners never have to worry about that. Instead, they merely need worry about treating their rapists with enough love and respect to earn a quick reach-around.
But if there is one bread and butter reason for why rape should not only be accepted, but even endorsed, it is because our news editors are in dire need of interesting stories for our front page. Bookstore stories? Fossils? One dollar coins? Please. Now, some interracial gang rape action? Yeah, that’s the ticket.
The bias towards Fox aside, I don't see how posting casual stupid tweets like this is any different than Hilary appearing on SNL or Obama reading mean insult comments - it's supposed give the impression of being relatable, one of the people etc.
This obviously needs to be balanced out with intelligence and professionalism in other areas - not sure if I can vouch for Trump there, but you know.
Im honestly surprised this hasnt happened yet. He retweets stuff from his supporters fairly frequently, or at least he used to before he retweeted one piece of Neo Nazi propaganda too many.
Im pretty sure one was one piece of Neo Nazi propaganda too many, but then again our current POTUS is all about breaking down barriers so who am I to judge!
Idk, his tweets from a few years ago are still pretty special. He’d still be twittering among secret service agents and would technically be called “President Trump”
I assume that the really high up elites that use cocaine on the reg have access to medicinal grade delivery methods. Probably has a packsom "special" tictacs or something ready to go.
I'm pretty sure at least 20 articles were written on that remark alone. It really is amazing. I think that he realizes he can get the whole world worked up with a few words, and takes full advantage of that.
I'm pretty sure at least 20 articles were written on that remark alone. It's amazing, really. I think that he realizes he can get the whole world worked up with a few words, and takes full advantage of that.
There are times when I can't tell if it's trump or alec baldwin playing trump. His speech in Miami was a great example with his "little habana" attempts at a spanish accent. That shit was so ridiculous
Part of me thinks that this isn't Trump, that is some long con troll that somehow got verified by Twitter and Trump is blissfully unaware of any of it.
Then again I'm sure an interviewer has questioned Trump about his tweets at one point and if it wasn't him he would've just said so.
there was also the issue that for a minute trump didn't want to get rid of his Android Twitter phone (actual potential security breach) and use an iPhone (much more secure).
honestly my comment was more about how he had a personal phone for what appears to be just Twitter
the interpretation I got from the articles was that he actually did receive an iPhone as a work phone but did not want to give up the Twitter Droid as a personal phone but yeah let's make this about Obama ¯_(ツ)_/¯
(also 2008 was a very different cyber security landscape)
(also 2008 was a very different cyber security landscape)
You
You know Obama still used a phonephone the last year he was president right.
Jesus fuck why is everyone who hates Trump so dumb.
Why would I make it about Obama when LITERALLY THE ONLY OTHER PRESIDENT EVER TO HAVE A CELLPHONE IS OBAMA how dare I compare President's Cellphone protection plans.
Fuck me.
he had a personal phone for what appears to be just Twitter
Naw, he's handed out his number to world leaders he wants to call him, the Taiwan Lady got a hold of it remember?
There's a whole list of things the White House doesn't connect to for safety reasons, I know'em all but you can lookem up.
Merkel isn't even G enough to coalition with the Nazis, Macron married his mom, May is a female incel, Abe and Xi look like retards, and Trudeau has a vagina. I'll take Trump tbh.
Wow, Trump doesn't know what the N in CNN stands for. Someone's going to point this out and he'll reply "I meant it as a joke because it's a FAKE NETWORK!"
The best part is that there was a poll done recently saying that Trump would probably beat Clinton again if the election was re-done today. That’s how awful of a candidate Hillary was.
nah now that Fox is back to sucking his dick after their lovers spat they are the best MSM news source despite being proven time and again to be shittier than CNN covering a crashed plane
When I was a kid at camp, some dude named Garrett wanted to impress some girls at the swimming area. So he climbed to the top of an eight foot jumping tower at the dock, and did a swan dive off of it.
Trouble is, halfway through, it turned into a bellyflop.
It was sublime, watching him realize he was in for a bad landing, hit the water, and breathlessly scramble back onto the dock as lifeguards surrounded him.
It was so pathetically lame, it wrapped right back around to being awesome.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-27
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1 Baconlightning 2017-11-27
I love this timeline
1 Gsteel11 2017-11-27
It's all fun and games until he starts making snap decisions in an emergency.
1 Pinksister 2017-11-27
Then shit gets downright hilarious.
1 ponkychonkhenry 2017-11-27
I'm pretty sure Mattis just makes all the important decisions (lets hope at least)
1 Gsteel11 2017-11-27
Eh...risky play...
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-11-27
Sources close to the Trump administration claim that the casting of the Fake News Trophy has already been awarded to a company run by a Russian oligarch
1 Scummy_mofo 2017-11-27
The independent?
1 geraldodelrivero 2017-11-27
Russian oligarch, not Saudi prince.
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-27
So triggered.
1 MG87 2017-11-27
Well he is Donald Trump
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2017-11-27
You joke but some guy i know irl is losing his shit over this tweet alone- and not in a funny way but in a really sad way.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-11-27
Most people today would claim that rape is a terrible crime almost akin to murder but I strongly disagree. Far from a vile act, rape is a magical experience that benefits society as a whole. I realize many of you will disagree with this thesis but lend me your ears and I’m sure I’ll sway you towards a darkened alley.
If it weren’t for rape, Western Civilization might not exist as we know it today. When the Romans were faced with a disproportionate ratio of women to men in the early kingdom, they had to do something, lest their fledgling society die for lack of sons. To solve their little dilemma, they did what any reasonable man would do: they threw a festival for their Sabine neighbors, and then stole and raped their women. It’s quite logical; in fact I don’t understand why the settlers at Plymouth didn’t do the same to the local Indians. It certainly would have saved on shipping costs.
Obviously, in the case of the Rape of the Sabines, rape was a tremendous help to society. The Sabine women, for their part, didn’t seem to mind so much, as they threw themselves between their brutish old Sabine husbands and their charming new Roman ones to prevent bloodshed when the Sabine men came to reclaim their wives. Yet even when society was totally against a rape, the raunchy act has benefited society too. Where would the Romans be, after all, if it weren’t for the Rape of Lucretia infuriating the people to the point of overthrowing their last king, Lucius Tarquinius Super-Bus? If it weren’t for that event, the world might never have had the Roman Republic for a pristine example of a flawless government.
Rape’s glorious advantages are not, however, exclusively found from 2,000-year-old examples. In actuality, rape’s advantages can very much be seen today. Take ugly women, for example. If it weren’t for rape, how would they ever know the joy of intercourse with a man who isn’t drunk? In a society as plastic-conscious as our own, are we really to believe that some man would ever sleep with a girl resembling a wildebeest if he didn’t have a few schnapps in him? Of course he wouldn’t, at least no self-respecting man would, but therein lies the beauty of rape. No self-respecting man would rape in the first place, so ugly women are guaranteed a romp with not only a sober man, but a bad boy too, and we all know how much ladies like the bad boy.
Ugly women are not, however, the only people who benefit from rape– prisoners enjoy its many perks, too. What, after all, would possibly be more boring than spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day? The answer, of course, is spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day and never getting some hot action. With rape, prisoners never have to worry about that. Instead, they merely need worry about treating their rapists with enough love and respect to earn a quick reach-around.
But if there is one bread and butter reason for why rape should not only be accepted, but even endorsed, it is because our news editors are in dire need of interesting stories for our front page. Bookstore stories? Fossils? One dollar coins? Please. Now, some interracial gang rape action? Yeah, that’s the ticket.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
hang on, how is the solution to too many women stealing more women
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-11-27
To break the threshold for polygamy being socially accepted.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
but it didn't work, Romans were too square
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-11-27
There weren’t enough Sabines
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
what a waste
1 pizzashill 2017-11-27
Is this a real tweet?
1 a_normal_human 2017-11-27
Is your internet not working or something and you're unable to click on it?
1 pizzashill 2017-11-27
I mean I see it, I just don't see how a sitting US president could be this retarded.
1 a_normal_human 2017-11-27
>implying distraction psyops are stupid
1 JasonJewnova 2017-11-27
He just wants you to THINK he's retarded, 2d chess nerd
1 OnionBits 2017-11-27
More like 13d chess. Stop underestimating daddy
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-11-27
This is hallucinogenic plinco
1 TheHumanite 2017-11-27
128d mahjong
1 MayorEmanuel 2017-11-27
Classic art of war stuff right here.
1 lionoftheblueocean 2017-11-27
How is this retarded
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-11-27
Because it is
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-27
The bias towards Fox aside, I don't see how posting casual stupid tweets like this is any different than Hilary appearing on SNL or Obama reading mean insult comments - it's supposed give the impression of being relatable, one of the people etc.
This obviously needs to be balanced out with intelligence and professionalism in other areas - not sure if I can vouch for Trump there, but you know.
1 pizzashill 2017-11-27
Do you unironically think that tweet isn't retarded?
1 eDgEIN708 2017-11-27
Not that guy, but personally I don't tend to listen to retards when they try to tell me what is and isn't retarded.
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-11-27
Found the retard
1 444455555666666 2017-11-27
your favorite poster (me) thinks its retarded
1 lionoftheblueocean 2017-11-27
You aren't /u/zachums
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-27
Downvoted for liking zachums.
1 kanadskiy 2017-11-27
Upvoted for downvoting for liking zachums
1 riemann1413 2017-11-27
upvoted for upvoting for downvoting for liking /u/zachums
1 Chromebookbitches 2017-11-27
Now you've gone too far.
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-27
Downvoted for being riemann1413
1 riemann1413 2017-11-27
thx 4 recognizing the hustle, fam
1 lionoftheblueocean 2017-11-27
Forgive me
1 metro-jets 2017-11-27
Indeed, it Is Rael.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-11-27
Lmao
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
goddamn, he actually topped himself
1 JasonJewnova 2017-11-27
if only
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
ok, he topped his record as president at least
1 JumbledFun 2017-11-27
yah don't think he's that flexible in his old age
1 bass- 2017-11-27
ew
1 Greatpointbut 2017-11-27
The best peaks last hours, months and even years. :)
1 londonagain 2017-11-27
when he posts an anime meme at the end of his tweet
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
ah, 2019
1 londonagain 2017-11-27
and you'll still be mildly annoyed then and i'll still love it :D
1 leather-muffin 2017-11-27
I know you're joking, but I actually wouldn't be surprised if he did.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-11-27
Im honestly surprised this hasnt happened yet. He retweets stuff from his supporters fairly frequently, or at least he used to before he retweeted one piece of Neo Nazi propaganda too many.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
(it was two. two was one piece too many)
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-11-27
Im pretty sure one was one piece of Neo Nazi propaganda too many, but then again our current POTUS is all about breaking down barriers so who am I to judge!
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-11-27
Never gonna happen Weebs
Now Trump finding out there is a awesome Anime version of himself he'll prob retweet.
Get on it.
1 VaultVeteran 2017-11-27
At the Royal wedding. He will upstage the whole event. I guarantee it.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
I thought he wasn't invited. Think he's gonna crash it anyway?
1 VaultVeteran 2017-11-27
He's going to do something invite or not, and it will be glorious.
1 theycallmeryan 2017-11-27
We’re gonna end up giving him a second term just to see how he can top his tweets from term 1.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
it’s not like he’d stop tweeting if he lost. quite the contrary, actually.
1 theycallmeryan 2017-11-27
Yeah but his tweets aren’t special if he’s just a private citizen on twitter with hot takes. Fuck, I’m a private citizen on twitter with hot takes.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
Idk, his tweets from a few years ago are still pretty special. He’d still be twittering among secret service agents and would technically be called “President Trump”
1 giroth 2017-11-27
He hasn't even begun to peak
1 r_juicyasians 2017-11-27
If I didn't know that Donny was morally against alcohol I would assume he's hitting the sauce and drunk tweeting.
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-11-27
He doesn't need to drunk to release his inhibitions if he has none in the first place 😎
1 Greatpointbut 2017-11-27
I assume that the really high up elites that use cocaine on the reg have access to medicinal grade delivery methods. Probably has a packsom "special" tictacs or something ready to go.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-27
He definitely acts like he's on uppers sometimes. Probably prescribed Nuvigil.
1 Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-11-27
Nuvigil doesn't work like that m
1 Greatpointbut 2017-11-27
He probably does it through supositry
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-27
Custom deseyn'd for him.
1 Greatpointbut 2017-11-27
You dont understand the queen's english?
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-27
I've written le'ars you kno
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-27
What do you mean?
1 Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-11-27
Nuvigil isn't really an upper like that.
It's a "wakefulness enhancing agent" or something like that and not a stimulant.
1 WistopherWalken 2017-11-27
The real magic is when you're a fetal alcohol baby, you don't even have to drink to be this fucking stupid.
1 Strictlybutters 2017-11-27
Big if true
1 JumbledFun 2017-11-27
Maybe fred trump jr got a glimpse of the future of the family name and it was purposeful
1 penorio 2017-11-27
1 a_normal_human 2017-11-27
he's not wrong, tbqh
1 ProphetRith 2017-11-27
It’s nothing short of amazing isn’t it
1 shallowm 2017-11-27
I'm pretty sure at least 20 articles were written on that remark alone. It really is amazing. I think that he realizes he can get the whole world worked up with a few words, and takes full advantage of that.
1 fonkeepockle1 2017-11-27
Well he's the only president right now, so I guess that's technically correct.
1 j1l1l1 2017-11-27
The best kind of correct.
1 agareo 2017-11-27
Hardly. All former presidents are still called President
1 ay_what_up 2017-11-27
wrong, my fav president right now kim jong
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
it's a tough call personally
1 rsaahhuul0 2017-11-27
There are other countries with presidents you know
1 djakake 2017-11-27
Ameriburgers are physically incapable of grasping geography.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
no, in other countries it's called a "Prime Minister" or "Emperor"
1 h4rdlyf3 2017-11-27
Czar
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
I considered it
1 Grohl_is_bae 2017-11-27
I prefer the lesser-used "Tsar" spelling.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
I prefer the less-popular “Taoiseach”
1 withmorten 2017-11-27
Germany's president is Steinmeier. Checkmate, Ameriburger.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
No, Germany has a Kaiser. Haven’t you ever seen Bridge on the River Kwai?
1 withmorten 2017-11-27
Don't reveal our secrets publicly, to the rest of the world he's the President.
1 ObsessedAussie 2017-11-27
America you have a fantastic Shitposter in Chief salute
1 casualrocket 2017-11-27
i am going to steal this like a basketball american and run. Shitposter in Chief.
1 shallowm 2017-11-27
I'm pretty sure at least 20 articles were written on that remark alone. It's amazing, really. I think that he realizes he can get the whole world worked up with a few words, and takes full advantage of that.
1 theycallmeryan 2017-11-27
The fact that he said this makes me love him so much. Remember how boring politics were before Trump?
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-27
1 headasplodes 2017-11-27
Are we sure a twitter employee isn't posting extra tweets to his account and he just hasn't noticed?
1 JumbledFun 2017-11-27
There are times when I can't tell if it's trump or alec baldwin playing trump. His speech in Miami was a great example with his "little habana" attempts at a spanish accent. That shit was so ridiculous
1 Strictlybutters 2017-11-27
Today was also one of those days
1 JumbledFun 2017-11-27
"It was the best joke, everyone in the crowd loved it. Huge crowd"
1 EternallyMiffed 2017-11-27
Dankest timeline
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-11-27
So what did she do to piss him off leading to this little rant?
1 JumbledFun 2017-11-27
He recently heard the word "warrant" and it reminded him of her existence
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-11-27
This is a v good post that got a hearty chortle out of me. bravo!
1 rockidol 2017-11-27
Part of me thinks that this isn't Trump, that is some long con troll that somehow got verified by Twitter and Trump is blissfully unaware of any of it.
Then again I'm sure an interviewer has questioned Trump about his tweets at one point and if it wasn't him he would've just said so.
1 fathovercats 2017-11-27
there was also the issue that for a minute trump didn't want to get rid of his Android Twitter phone (actual potential security breach) and use an iPhone (much more secure).
1 BlackMartian 2017-11-27
I enjoyed this tweet form the other day...
https://twitter.com/intelwire/status/934601941358964736
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-11-27
Yea I'm sure America has no way of making the presidents phone secure we'll just have to give up because he won't buy an Iphone.
It's the most used mobile operating system in the world that's why it's a "security breach"
You know what they did to Obama's Phone to let him keep it right?
1 fathovercats 2017-11-27
honestly my comment was more about how he had a personal phone for what appears to be just Twitter
the interpretation I got from the articles was that he actually did receive an iPhone as a work phone but did not want to give up the Twitter Droid as a personal phone but yeah let's make this about Obama ¯_(ツ)_/¯
(also 2008 was a very different cyber security landscape)
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-11-27
You
You know Obama still used a phonephone the last year he was president right.
Jesus fuck why is everyone who hates Trump so dumb.
Why would I make it about Obama when LITERALLY THE ONLY OTHER PRESIDENT EVER TO HAVE A CELLPHONE IS OBAMA how dare I compare President's Cellphone protection plans.
Fuck me.
Naw, he's handed out his number to world leaders he wants to call him, the Taiwan Lady got a hold of it remember?
There's a whole list of things the White House doesn't connect to for safety reasons, I know'em all but you can lookem up.
1 fathovercats 2017-11-27
T R I G G E R E D R I E G G E R E D
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-11-27
> Unironcially calling people triggered in 2017
wow, I bet you like remember the 80s
1 SDIHTD 2017-11-27
Does Trump use some kind of weird text to speech program for these tweets? He sounds like a chatbot trying to come to life.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-27
nah, no text-to-speech program could handle "(me)"
Mr. President is just that incoherent
1 londonagain 2017-11-27
lol
1 Protect_Me 2017-11-27
1 StezzerLolz 2017-11-27
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.
1 seshfan 2017-11-27
it's a combination of the fact that he dictates his tweets to an intern, and also he has advanced dementia.
1 j1l1l1 2017-11-27
"Alexa, post something retarded to my twitter feed."
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-11-27
So this is what most of our military budget has been working on since the end of the Cold War.
1 MG87 2017-11-27
Have you heard him speak? This is actually above average for him?
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-11-27
Somebody's salty they don't get to schtupp the Miss Universe contestants any more.
1 smokes_degrass 2017-11-27
seriously, if you are not loving this Presidency, who the fuck hurt you so badly?
This has objectively been the best thing humans have ever done
1 BeNiceStopAgitating 2017-11-27
Trump🅱️ussy blasted them on the reg and on the rag
1 redditor080917 2017-11-27
Who would've guessed a /r/t_d supporter being a degenerate stoner retard
1 deeprogrammed 2017-11-27
t.manchild video gamer
1 ay_what_up 2017-11-27
wow I thought this was ironic but you actually still visit the donald. How has your retard brain not short circuited by now
1 Koolin123 2017-11-27
Tbh, it's kind of going to suck when we inevitably end up going to war with Iran, but his tweets are funny, I guess.
1 Greatpointbut 2017-11-27
America is gaining back its prestige daily.
1 nqtbty 2017-11-27
Merkel isn't even G enough to coalition with the Nazis, Macron married his mom, May is a female incel, Abe and Xi look like retards, and Trudeau has a vagina. I'll take Trump tbh.
1 Greatpointbut 2017-11-27
How dare you assume my political leanings. Im literally shaking rn. Its 2017 i cant even
1 Shangbye 2017-11-27
Abe seems cool to me. He really cares about his country and makes sure it doesn't become Sweden or Germany. A less intense version of Trump.
1 WistopherWalken 2017-11-27
Still not convinced that this isnt some machine learning experiment gone wrong because it's been coached by incels
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-11-27
I can't wait to hear him call Angela Merkel a roastie on camera.
1 theycallmeryan 2017-11-27
I’ve never wanted anything more
1 ABillionYearsOld 2017-11-27
Trump's presidency is the best thing that could have ever happened for /r/drama. This past year has been non-stop blockbuster drama.
1 shaneoffline 2017-11-27
Oh, daddy, no.
1 die_rattin 2017-11-27
( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)
1 boopsheeboo 2017-11-27
Wow, Trump doesn't know what the N in CNN stands for. Someone's going to point this out and he'll reply "I meant it as a joke because it's a FAKE NETWORK!"
1 die_rattin 2017-11-27
It's a neg, dum dum
1 boopsheeboo 2017-11-27
A "neg"? Like, he's trying to pick up CNN?
1 die_rattin 2017-11-27
When you're a star, they just let you do it
1 Teresa_May 2017-11-27
Using "network" to mean over the air broadcasts as opposed to cable is fairly common usage in America, especially with the elderly.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-11-27
CNN is Cable. Network means they work through local broadcaster affiliates.
1 Cody456 2017-11-27
I can't even fathom this.
1 CondeTrocola 2017-11-27
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
1 telandrias 2017-11-27
Let's have a contest for the worst of all /r/drama users, excluding /u/telandrias. Winner: they all bad! Fuck off!
1 theycallmeryan 2017-11-27
The best part is that there was a poll done recently saying that Trump would probably beat Clinton again if the election was re-done today. That’s how awful of a candidate Hillary was.
1 tickthegreat 2017-11-27
It's pretty hilarious. Even better will be when they actually get a little trophy made and present it at a news conference to the winner.
It'll be extra spicy if it it a huge trophy.
1 panasch 2017-11-27
This is a real thing that the real sitting president of the USA just tweeted.
1 Ikea_Man 2017-11-27
I honestly just can't wrap my head around it
1 error404brain 2017-11-27
Mankind has peaked.
1 allendrio 2017-11-27
"Not including Fox" Not even trying to be subtle lmao.
1 fathovercats 2017-11-27
Ted Cruz accidentally liked some porn on Twitter you'd think Donnie would learn
1 cheers_grills 2017-11-27
It sounds like he is low-key dissing them.
1 allendrio 2017-11-27
nah now that Fox is back to sucking his dick after their lovers spat they are the best MSM news source despite being proven time and again to be shittier than CNN covering a crashed plane
1 Burnnoticelover 2017-11-27
When I was a kid at camp, some dude named Garrett wanted to impress some girls at the swimming area. So he climbed to the top of an eight foot jumping tower at the dock, and did a swan dive off of it.
Trouble is, halfway through, it turned into a bellyflop.
It was sublime, watching him realize he was in for a bad landing, hit the water, and breathlessly scramble back onto the dock as lifeguards surrounded him.
It was so pathetically lame, it wrapped right back around to being awesome.
And that’s how I feel about the trump presidency.
1 Shangbye 2017-11-27
It's pretty funny. I don't really understand how people don't get that it's a joke. The fake news thing is a meme and Donny knows it.
1 cheers_grills 2017-11-27
memes are sirious busines