/u/pizzashill looked over his shoulder as he opened the apartment door. No one around. He took a deep shuddering breath and stepped inside, finding the kitchen immaculate, as always. Donald was waiting, standing at the counter, still wearing one of his large suits.
“Get undressed.” He said, already loosening his tie. Donald was not a patient man. pizzashill gulped. His hands shook as he slid his blazer off, trying hard not to think about what is wife would say. Or, god forbid, his KKK grand wizard mom. This was a sin. Adultery was a sin. Homosexual relations were a sin, and here he was, bending over for Donald Trump three nights a week. pizzashill took off his tie, hanging it carefully over a kitchen stool next to his blazer. Donald was tossing his clothes on the floor, already pulling his belt off.
To his shame, pizzashill felt himself grow hard at the sight of the other man with his belt in hand, already ready to teach pizzashill a lesson.
“Let’s move to the bedroom.” Donald said, not a suggestion at all.
pizzashill flushed, flustered as always by their interactions.
“Alright.” He stuttered.
Donald looked at him, hard. pizzashill felt like he was back onstage in a debate.
“Alright, what?” He demanded, flexing his hands.
pizzashill gulped, filled with lust and repulsion in equal measures.
“Alright, Mr. President.” He said quietly.
Trump made a sound of satisfaction, hand already down his silk boxers. pizzashill could see the fabric move as Donald touched himself. God help him, it was hot. Donald pulled him by the collar of his button up shirt towards the bedroom, shoving him towards the 538 king bed. pizzashill was used to the rough treatment by now, and only worked to pull his shirt off over his head. He pulled his belt off, tossing it to the ground. His hands froze on his zipper when Donald said “Stop. First, you’re gonna listen to what I have planned for my inauguration. I’ve decided that when I’m president, we’re not gonna do any of that worshipping the bussy shit.”
pizzashill flinched. “I knew you weren’t a smart guy. You’re fooling the /r/Drama illiterates.” He managed to say, cock hard.
Donald sneered. This was just how he liked it. As though he was dominating him on stage during a debate.
“I’m very religious, I pray all the time. I’d say I’m the most Christian guy around.” He said, advancing towards pizzashill, his belt on the bed.
He pulled pizzashill to his feet by his upper arm, tugging his pants down with the other hand. Donald spun pizzashill around, so that his hands were on the bed, arms straight. Donald pressed against his back. His thick short hands snaked around to touch his dick.
“Actually managed to get hard? Maybe you really are a man. I doubt it though.” pizzashill closed his eyes at the sharp spike of shame and pleasure. He could feel Donald’s own erection digging into his backside, still trapped in the silken boxers. He pressed back against it, not caring if at that moment he was a loser whore. He didn’t even bother to stifle a whimper when Donald moved towards the bedside table. The former smugposter of /r/Drama watched as Donald Trump opened the drawer and took out lube, as well one of his ‘make America great again’ hats.
Trump put the baseball cap on, tossing the lube down on the bed next to the belt, which he grabbed. pizzashill shuddered when Donald returned and pulled down his white underwear. pizzashill yelped when the belt smacked his ass for the first time, hard enough to leave a mark.
“Yeah, scream for me like your whore wife.” Donald told him.
“Don’t talk about Hil-“ He started to defend her, but was cut off by another slap of the belt.
He groaned, breathing hard, tears pricking his eyes. One last spank, this one even harder than the others. pizzashill was so close to cumming it almost ached.
Donald put his hands on the waist band of his boxers, to impatient to give him more than a few spanks. He paused for a moment.
“It’s gonna be huge.” He said, pulling down his boxers to reveal his hard cock. He grabbed the lube off the bed, quickly, and not quite thoroughly, preparing pizzashill. He thrust into him, a fistful of pizzashill’s hair in his hand making pizzashill arch his back, and strain his throat.
“Yeah that’s just how I want you. Fuck. God I’d like to bend you over my podium.” Donald said, setting a quick and punishing pace. “I’d do it on TV too. Then everyone could see how much of a loser you are. How much of a weak momma’s boy you are. How you’re not worthy of being a smugposter.”
pizzashill bit down on his bottom lip, not ready to climax yet. He tried to remember the ceramic turtles. Come on pizzashill, slow and steady would win this race. He tried to make himself last, but failed entirely when Trump groaned about his redneck mother in his ear. pizzashill came all over the white trash bedding, body slumping slightly. Trump paused for moment, readjusting their positions so that pizzashill was against the dresser next to the bed. The knobs dug into his hips as Donald orgasmed with a shout. He pulled out of pizzashill quickly, as always. Donald was not a man that lingered. The only thing either of them wore were their socks, and Donald’s hat.
pizzashill collected his clothes quietly, not wanting to be touched, without looking at Trump. He padded to the bathroom silently, well aware the other man was raking his eyes down his nude body. The shower was large, and marble, and disgustingly gaudy, like Donald himself. He started the shower, turning it to his preferred setting. All of this was routine by now. pizzashill climbed in when the water got hot, knowing he must have looked a sight. Belt marks on his backside, hair looking a mess, and cum filled. He began scrubbing his body of the filth of what he had done, not even really noticing when the crying started. He stifled his sobs with the palm of his hand, not wanting Trump to hear and know that he had beaten pizzashill, yet again.
Twenty minutes later he stepped out, drying himself carefully and getting dressed. When he opened the bathroom door, the subreddit felt empty. They only used it for sex, and Donald was a busy man. He was busy being president, pizzashill reminded himself needlessly. As if he could forget.
He retrieved his blazer and tie as he left, pulling them on before opening the front door. pizzashill locked the door behind him, and walked down the hall towards the elevators. He was headed to /r/politics for the night.
We need to see who got him to call us dumb, illiterate or upset him more.
How do you know he doesn't? Sure, it hasn't been revealed, but don't you find it a little fishy right around the age autism starts presenting in childen, Trump started pushing "vaccines cause autism" stuff?
As for the rest of this, I'm just going to assume you aren't even lucid enough to comprehend what's going on.
I got him to sound like a crazy conspiracy theorist
Even Donald's biggest fans on 4chan are willing to concede Barron is an autist. Trump would never, ever willingly admit he was shooting defunct spunk, so of course he blames something external for a retarded kid.
You'll note that I didn't say he was autistic or that I believed 4chan (lol). But I get it, reading comprehension isn't your thing. College isn't for everyone :^)
Traps definitely aren't gay: I found Blaire hot before I learned; looked like a woman, so I found her hot. I mean what, does that mean I became gay retractively?
I still find her hot. So, in conclusion, traps aren't gay.
the problem is theres always just one at a time and it becomes a bunch of right wing retards just dogpiling on them and the bum fight just isnt fun to watch
a terf would be interesting because theres usually at least one or two right wingers unsure of whether to support them in every thread
Pizzashill is more of a radical left-centrist zealot than an "angry leftists" - which means, he vehemently attacks anyone slightly to the left or to the right of him.
/u/pizzashill retires at the same time as several other prominent leftists, like Olbermann. I heard from the autistic guy that vapes outside of the library Trump is about to release damning evidence against all of them.
gdi, I unironically like /u/pizzashill a lot. He was willing to do the job that the other /r/drama lefties didn't want to do, and consistently at that. He was a dependable poster, RIP
You say that, but all he really did was rant about Trumptards, SJWs and feminists; it's rare to have all of that in one person, but none of them are individually that uncommon of an opinion on this sub.
I mean, he was definitely more verbose, but I don't know about less retarded. He was trying to engage in serious debate in this shithole, and frequently declared his own victory, which strikes me as an incredibly retarded thing to do.
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1 subpoutine 2017-11-28
/u/pizzashill looked over his shoulder as he opened the apartment door. No one around. He took a deep shuddering breath and stepped inside, finding the kitchen immaculate, as always. Donald was waiting, standing at the counter, still wearing one of his large suits.
“Get undressed.” He said, already loosening his tie. Donald was not a patient man. pizzashill gulped. His hands shook as he slid his blazer off, trying hard not to think about what is wife would say. Or, god forbid, his KKK grand wizard mom. This was a sin. Adultery was a sin. Homosexual relations were a sin, and here he was, bending over for Donald Trump three nights a week. pizzashill took off his tie, hanging it carefully over a kitchen stool next to his blazer. Donald was tossing his clothes on the floor, already pulling his belt off.
To his shame, pizzashill felt himself grow hard at the sight of the other man with his belt in hand, already ready to teach pizzashill a lesson.
“Let’s move to the bedroom.” Donald said, not a suggestion at all.
pizzashill flushed, flustered as always by their interactions.
“Alright.” He stuttered.
Donald looked at him, hard. pizzashill felt like he was back onstage in a debate.
“Alright, what?” He demanded, flexing his hands.
pizzashill gulped, filled with lust and repulsion in equal measures.
“Alright, Mr. President.” He said quietly.
Trump made a sound of satisfaction, hand already down his silk boxers. pizzashill could see the fabric move as Donald touched himself. God help him, it was hot. Donald pulled him by the collar of his button up shirt towards the bedroom, shoving him towards the 538 king bed. pizzashill was used to the rough treatment by now, and only worked to pull his shirt off over his head. He pulled his belt off, tossing it to the ground. His hands froze on his zipper when Donald said “Stop. First, you’re gonna listen to what I have planned for my inauguration. I’ve decided that when I’m president, we’re not gonna do any of that worshipping the bussy shit.”
pizzashill flinched. “I knew you weren’t a smart guy. You’re fooling the /r/Drama illiterates.” He managed to say, cock hard.
Donald sneered. This was just how he liked it. As though he was dominating him on stage during a debate.
“I’m very religious, I pray all the time. I’d say I’m the most Christian guy around.” He said, advancing towards pizzashill, his belt on the bed.
He pulled pizzashill to his feet by his upper arm, tugging his pants down with the other hand. Donald spun pizzashill around, so that his hands were on the bed, arms straight. Donald pressed against his back. His thick short hands snaked around to touch his dick.
“Actually managed to get hard? Maybe you really are a man. I doubt it though.” pizzashill closed his eyes at the sharp spike of shame and pleasure. He could feel Donald’s own erection digging into his backside, still trapped in the silken boxers. He pressed back against it, not caring if at that moment he was a loser whore. He didn’t even bother to stifle a whimper when Donald moved towards the bedside table. The former smugposter of /r/Drama watched as Donald Trump opened the drawer and took out lube, as well one of his ‘make America great again’ hats. Trump put the baseball cap on, tossing the lube down on the bed next to the belt, which he grabbed. pizzashill shuddered when Donald returned and pulled down his white underwear. pizzashill yelped when the belt smacked his ass for the first time, hard enough to leave a mark.
“Yeah, scream for me like your whore wife.” Donald told him.
“Don’t talk about Hil-“ He started to defend her, but was cut off by another slap of the belt.
He groaned, breathing hard, tears pricking his eyes. One last spank, this one even harder than the others. pizzashill was so close to cumming it almost ached.
Donald put his hands on the waist band of his boxers, to impatient to give him more than a few spanks. He paused for a moment.
“It’s gonna be huge.” He said, pulling down his boxers to reveal his hard cock. He grabbed the lube off the bed, quickly, and not quite thoroughly, preparing pizzashill. He thrust into him, a fistful of pizzashill’s hair in his hand making pizzashill arch his back, and strain his throat.
“Yeah that’s just how I want you. Fuck. God I’d like to bend you over my podium.” Donald said, setting a quick and punishing pace. “I’d do it on TV too. Then everyone could see how much of a loser you are. How much of a weak momma’s boy you are. How you’re not worthy of being a smugposter.”
pizzashill bit down on his bottom lip, not ready to climax yet. He tried to remember the ceramic turtles. Come on pizzashill, slow and steady would win this race. He tried to make himself last, but failed entirely when Trump groaned about his redneck mother in his ear. pizzashill came all over the white trash bedding, body slumping slightly. Trump paused for moment, readjusting their positions so that pizzashill was against the dresser next to the bed. The knobs dug into his hips as Donald orgasmed with a shout. He pulled out of pizzashill quickly, as always. Donald was not a man that lingered. The only thing either of them wore were their socks, and Donald’s hat.
pizzashill collected his clothes quietly, not wanting to be touched, without looking at Trump. He padded to the bathroom silently, well aware the other man was raking his eyes down his nude body. The shower was large, and marble, and disgustingly gaudy, like Donald himself. He started the shower, turning it to his preferred setting. All of this was routine by now. pizzashill climbed in when the water got hot, knowing he must have looked a sight. Belt marks on his backside, hair looking a mess, and cum filled. He began scrubbing his body of the filth of what he had done, not even really noticing when the crying started. He stifled his sobs with the palm of his hand, not wanting Trump to hear and know that he had beaten pizzashill, yet again.
Twenty minutes later he stepped out, drying himself carefully and getting dressed. When he opened the bathroom door, the subreddit felt empty. They only used it for sex, and Donald was a busy man. He was busy being president, pizzashill reminded himself needlessly. As if he could forget.
He retrieved his blazer and tie as he left, pulling them on before opening the front door. pizzashill locked the door behind him, and walked down the hall towards the elevators. He was headed to /r/politics for the night.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-11-28
How could anyone read this and not want boy love
1 polddit 2017-11-28
1 subpoutine 2017-11-28
😭
1 DannyLee90 2017-11-28
rude, but fair
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-28
Have you considered pursuing a career in niche gay erotica?
1 subpoutine 2017-11-28
I wish it was mine but it’s pasta
1 boopsheeboo 2017-11-28
Is this copypasta or did you compose this erotic masterpiece just for us degenerates?
1 wOLFman4987 2017-11-28
It's pasta.
1 ProphetRith 2017-11-28
D-did you write that or is it pasta?
1 JohnBlind 2017-11-28
Lmfao
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-28
I'll believe it when I see it.
1 moondoggy101 2017-11-28
If he is really retired I am honoured his last comments were raging at me
1 Dextro420x 2017-11-28
/u/pizzashill will be back to troll harder. His reign of terror has just begun
1 subpoutine 2017-11-28
/u/pizzashill doesn’t have the stamina of /u/RecallRethuglicans.
1 zahlman 2017-11-28
I'm pretty sure RR is for real, tho.
1 moondoggy101 2017-11-28
I fear you are right.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-11-28
We need to see who got him to call us dumb, illiterate or upset him more.
I got him to sound like a crazy conspiracy theorist
1 ComedicSans 2017-11-28
Even Donald's biggest fans on 4chan are willing to concede Barron is an autist. Trump would never, ever willingly admit he was shooting defunct spunk, so of course he blames something external for a retarded kid.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-11-28
Many every time I think you've hit the bottom you just keep digging.
He's 11. Lay off the kid person who isn't a doctor doing diagnoses.
Like you are literally as bad as Rosie O’Donnell and the guy who also took down his video and apologized.
Just consider that TDS has affected you this badly man, get some help.
1 ComedicSans 2017-11-28
You'll note that I didn't say he was autistic or that I believed 4chan (lol). But I get it, reading comprehension isn't your thing. College isn't for everyone :^)
1 SpotNL 2017-11-28
Lay off the homeschooled kid, dude. He'll screech again.
1 Awayfone 2017-11-28
"I'm just asking questions"
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-11-28
> Boasting about going to a college where they teach you how to sneak up on sheep
I didn't even get to talk about how Rosie Kevin Spacy'd and revealed her son was autistic and she was just being a helicopter mom.
But tell me more about how you calling Barron Retarded wasn't really YOU rofl reading comprehension butthurt smiley
1 ComedicSans 2017-11-28
Some of these are words. Well done!
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-11-28
You're the one who said that...
Fuck, I can't imagine the New Zealand Prime Minister or whatever the Queen's governor is called triggering me enough to go retarded like this.
1 ComedicSans 2017-11-28
You're so mad. It's fucking hilarious. Is Trump your daddy too?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-11-28
I'm not the one who was triggered by a obvious joke post
President Trump, not that I expect you to have any class or know basic etiquette
1 ComedicSans 2017-11-28
Your wall of text convinces me you're not mad.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-11-28
Yea, make another 5 posts about how not mad you are Sans, it worked so well during the Mod drama.
1 ComedicSans 2017-11-28
Lmao. You're autistic enough to think all that was real? Oh boy.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-11-28
Ur so mad you can't stop replying to me with posts about how you aren't really mad, plz stop embarrassing yourself like this.
1 ComedicSans 2017-11-28
K.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-11-28
1 trjb 2017-11-28
Lol
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-11-28
W E W
E
W
1 ay_what_up2 2017-11-28
it’s not even an argument, it’s a fact
1 largetime 2017-11-28
There's no way an outrage addicted incel who gets state disability benefits won't be back having a meltdown here in a few hours.
1 TinyJibble 2017-11-28
He might have enough self respect to use an alt though.
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-11-28
He used an ableist slur and should, quite frankly, be banned
1 allendrio 2017-11-28
he will be right as rain as soon as he has a good wank to some trap porn.
1 JohnBlind 2017-11-28
If there's anyone that could prove that traps aren't gay through reason and empirical evidence, it'd be /u/pizzashill
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-28
Traps definitely aren't gay: I found Blaire hot before I learned; looked like a woman, so I found her hot. I mean what, does that mean I became gay retractively?
I still find her hot. So, in conclusion, traps aren't gay.
1 Awayfone 2017-11-28
The fake breast were too distracting?
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-28
Don't remember those, don't think they were in the frame.
1 htmlcoderexe 2017-11-28
Is he like jewdank but with less butt? Also wth happened to jewdank
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2017-11-28
I hope he comes back, honestly if this sub doesn't maintain a supply of super-angry leftists it starts to get one note.
If we're going to replace him though, I really think some TERFs and maybe some really angry Black Hebrew Israelites.
1 giroth 2017-11-28
Oh what I wouldn't give for a dedicated TERF subbed here
1 aqouta 2017-11-28
I can larp one pretty convincingly
1 PM_ME_REDHEAD_BABES 2017-11-28
DAS RITE
1 baaaaby 2017-11-28
the problem is theres always just one at a time and it becomes a bunch of right wing retards just dogpiling on them and the bum fight just isnt fun to watch
a terf would be interesting because theres usually at least one or two right wingers unsure of whether to support them in every thread
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-28
Pizzashill is more of a radical left-centrist zealot than an "angry leftists" - which means, he vehemently attacks anyone slightly to the left or to the right of him.
1 nqtbty 2017-11-28
so much for the tolerant radical centrist
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-28
The "radical" part is the mistake, you're supposed to be nuanced :)
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-28
(Although being fanatical about a centre-leaning position is still miles better than being on a wingnut fringe, so there's that.)
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-11-28
Where will /u/pizzashill be if he's not sperging out here? Hopefully he ends it all
1 froibo 2017-11-28
People will still stalk his account and find his essays elsewhere.
1 polddit 2017-11-28
/u/pizzashill 2020
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-11-28
F
1 Chicup 2017-11-28
Did the last shareblue check bounce?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-28
Just stopped paying him and figured the problem would sort itself out.
1 EzraKleinVox 2017-11-28
He makes valid points
1 1171798 2017-11-28
Did he ever sperg as hard as this? and then he left truly A✨M🎆A👏🏿Z✨I🎇N 🎆G✨
1 neveryousay3 2017-11-28
He took his talent to the east coast.
1 Nechaev 2017-11-28
Petition to rename subreddit to r/LOLCowAbattoir.
1 glmox 2017-11-28
got tired of that one, eh puck?
1 captainpriapism 2017-11-28
dont drive people away you faggots he was a valued member of the community
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-11-28
So was jewdank
1 captainpriapism 2017-11-28
arguable
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-11-28
As much as people gabbed about her I assume there must have been something entertaining there
1 umar4812 2017-11-28
u/pizzashill bye cuck.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2017-11-28
/u/pizzashill retires at the same time as several other prominent leftists, like Olbermann. I heard from the autistic guy that vapes outside of the library Trump is about to release damning evidence against all of them.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-11-28
1 TheCodexx 2017-11-28
/u/pizzashill has discovered the true form of /r/drama: a mirror.
1 CultOfCuck 2017-11-28
/u/pizzashill, I don't believe you and secondly you should stay to keep nibbling at the hivemind.
1 SuperShake66652 2017-11-28
Why the fuck hasn't that retarded been modded yet? Autism like that has leadership written all over it, fam.
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-11-28
RIP /u/pizzashill
His watch has ended
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-28
Cause after he's doon with this sub, he won't wanna be back.
/s
1 snallygaster 2017-11-28
gdi, I unironically like /u/pizzashill a lot. He was willing to do the job that the other /r/drama lefties didn't want to do, and consistently at that. He was a dependable poster, RIP
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-11-28
This :(
I might have to start liberalposting but I don't want to get involved in the shitfights
1 wow___justwow 2017-11-28
then why are you here???
1 r4chan-cancer 2017-11-28
Seriously. Someone needed to yell at trump tards here or they get too obnoxious. Without /u/pizzashill this sub won't be as good.
1 imaginarycreatures 2017-11-28
You say that, but all he really did was rant about Trumptards, SJWs and feminists; it's rare to have all of that in one person, but none of them are individually that uncommon of an opinion on this sub.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-11-28
Yeah, but he did it without looking like more of a retard than the people he was arguing with. Which is a rare quality in a Drama poster.
Super boring guy though
1 wow___justwow 2017-11-28
debatable
1 Awayfone 2017-11-28
When you argue with retards it doesn't matter that he also is a window licker
1 imaginarycreatures 2017-11-28
I mean, he was definitely more verbose, but I don't know about less retarded. He was trying to engage in serious debate in this shithole, and frequently declared his own victory, which strikes me as an incredibly retarded thing to do.
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-28
Huh? Seems to be the default opinion around here.
1 MrAlphonzo 2017-11-28
I have my fair share of seriousposting.
I will pick up where he left off.
Hopefully without sperging out and going a bit too far left.
1 shallowm 2017-11-28
/u/pizzashill We miss you 💔
1 Charles_Thunderpenis 2017-11-28
Don't think I ever saw a pizzashill comment that wasn't 8 paragraphs.
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-28
NOOOOOOOOOOOO, dun leave us bae! ;_;
1 Gothmog26 2017-11-28
This is why you Don't Downvote The LoLCows.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2017-11-28
imagine being honest
1 Stinkfished 2017-11-28
He'll be back when he wakes up, this is the most he's ever been wanted in his whole life.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2017-11-28
WE DID IT REDDIT!