I know it's not cool to admit something has gone over your head, but

I don't get it. what is the joke here

I still don't get it, can you elaborate

Slow down, Einstein, and break it down for the rest of us.

enough with the high-tech jargon, chief. give it to me straight

TLDR:

Project Veritas a republican rag hired a chick to plant a fake rape story to the Washington Post as to be able to discredit the real rape accusations.

The fake story smelled of bullshit and WaPo caught it shamed Project Veritas not The Onion is mocking the whole situation.

wait, what? smaller words pls

The Onion funny hahah

Oh, a joke! I get jokes.

^TLDR:

^{Project Veritas a republican rag hired a chick to plant a fake rape story to the Washington Post as to be able to discredit the real rape accusations against Republican Roy Moore.}

^{The fake story smelled of bullshit and WaPo caught it shamed Project Veritas and now The Onion is mocking the whole situation.}

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Project Veritas is a group of Allah-forsaken makireena, who sent an undercover spy to the Washington Post to claim she was raped by the kufr Roy Moore. Only she had not been raped by Roy Moore, subhan'allah. Project Veritas intended to reveal this at a later date to discredit the Washington Post and their stories against Roy Moore. They were only stopped when, Allahu akbar, Sa'd Waqqas the companion of Mohammad (swt) shot an arrow of confusion into the uncovered bimbo. Her story was revealed as a deception and herself as a takfir. Insha'allah, this will be the end of the Takfiris of Project Veritas. The Onion now mocks them and the pit of scorpions into which they will be thrown.

Inshallah these takfiris will be dead soon. Thank you for the translation. Allahu

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the real rape accusations against Republican Roy Moore.

There are no rape accusations, real or false, against Roy Moore.

Teens cannot consent to sex with an adult. That is RAPE.

Pedo-apologists are the worst. Hope you never have kids sick perv.

Teens cannot consent to sex with an adult

And no one claimed he had sex with them... Are you retarded?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/woman-says-roy-moore-initiated-sexual-encounter-when-she-was-14-he-was-32/2017/11/09/1f495878-c293-11e7-afe9-4f60b5a6c4a0_story.html?utm_term=.35deaf7000bd

The youngest says sexual encounter but no intercourse, so he got head or anal, still sex.

so he got head or anal,

What? No. You're just making shit up lol. She never claims they had any form of sex.

"On a second visit, she says, he took off her shirt and pants and removed his clothes. He touched her over her bra and underpants, she says, and guided her hand to touch him over his underwear."

Totally normal for a 30 something to do with a 14 year old. TOTALLY NORMAL!

Who said it was normal? Stop moving the goalposts.

You said she accused him of rape. She did not.

Grabbing a little girls tits and vag and making her touch a penis is rape. Idc how SJW I sound right now.

is rape

I mean, not legally, or even in common parlance. Hell, she didn't even consider it that.

This is some real clownworld shit right here

What happened to head and anal?

Sexual activity but no intercouse, wonder what that means...

Plus he shoved some other girls head into his lap.

But it don't bother me, I'm not a pedo defender.

Hate to burst your bubble but all the ones that have admitted to having sex were above the legal age in Alabama at the time. Still disgusting, and makes him look like a fuckin perv, but not illegal.

Teens cannot consent to sex with an adult. That is RAPE.

AOC at the time was 12, so basically we're applying today's morality to legal behavior that happened 40 years ago.

Ah, your the type that flies out to countries where it's legal to fuck little kids because "it's legal" has nothing to do with MORALITY.

It was legal to beat the shit out of your kids and make them have jobs not too long ago as well. Doesn't make it right.

Where did I say it was right, retard?

let me guess, shes actually a 200-year-old dragon?

Tiki is 1000 years old you dip.

Of course the fake story smelled like bullshit when WaPo made up the other victims. How would there be real ones if the whole thing is a psyop?

Haha you actually believe that?

I mean you can watch this and see for yourself instead of being a partisan hack.

https://youtu.be/8rzipaZWLQ4

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np fam

Gaggle of Pedos?

Fake news bad, fact-check good

The Washington Post didn’t bite on a story from Jaime Phillips because it didn’t check out, and then they trailed her to Project Veritas’ offices in New York and connected her to them. The joke is that The Onion is claiming they would.

Huh? In English, please?

Project Veritas tried to prove the Post would just print whatever about a Republican. It backfired.

I think you have me mixed up with Neil deDrasse Tyson - can you explain it like we're NOT fellow astophysicists, please?

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AH! Got it, thanks!

I was watching some old The Onion videos today and wondering what happened to all the great writers they used to have. Have they gone on to do good things?

i think they sent all their talented people over to clickhole

I would assume so. I seem to recall The Onion was acquired a little while ago and shortly became another shitty "progressive" voice.

no, reality just passed them up

More like automatization is making their jobs obsolete.