Before you say anything, I know that you are most likely ignorant and refuse to acknowledge anything I say because it isn't a meme. However, I will try to reach some of you anyway. I get it guys. You have the second shittiest subreddit next to r/Atheism in terms of community, and you like it that way. I understand that. What I don't understand is why it is centered around fucking memes. Why can't anyone have a discussion, or talk about what they want to? It has to be memes. Let's be honest for a second, you guys are wasted potential and that somehow doesn't bother you, but actually pleases you. All you want is memes because all you think you can have is memes. Is there anything wrong with memes? No. Are they funny sometimes? Sure. But are they all that matter? If the answer for you is yes, I'm sorry, you're boring. Memes don't replace personality, memes don't replace conversation, memes don't replace friends. Now am I boring? Absolutely. But I try to better myself every day. I work on concept art every day, and when I'm not working, I'm looking for people like me to help pursue my dreams and even make a friend in the process. I want to be able to do that here without fear that every other post I make will become copy pasta. Fuck, this will be copy pasta too, I'll be kinda surprised and disappointed if it's not. I want the best for this sub, and the title "share your memes" doesn't help my confidence. But I believe in r/Teenagers, and I don't care how many people tell me it's a lost cause, that is just not true. If the select few who actually care about what I'm saying agree, join me. We can have memes, but why not allow discussion and socialization that doesn't involve kik or selfies? If you want this subreddit to get better, let these issues be known. Make posts, comment, message the mods, whatever you can do to help not only this sub, but the people who use it in the right direction. I hope you all have a nice day, and please think before you speak. Thank you.
On Tuesday Keillor wrote an op-ed for the Washington Post defending Al Franken, the US senator and former comedian who has been accused of sexual misconduct by several women. The idea that Franken should resign “is pure absurdity, and the atrocity it leads to is a code of public deadliness”, he wrote.
That covers just about all the bases, especially if CNN talked about it somewhere.
“I put my hand on a woman’s bare back,” he told the Star Tribune in an email. “I meant to pat her back after she told me about her unhappiness and her shirt was open and my hand went up it about six inches. She recoiled. I apologized. I sent her an email of apology later and she replied that she had forgiven me and not to think about it. We were friends. We continued to be friendly right up until her lawyer called.”
Fuck, dude. A violent rape like this happens every minute in America. 1 in 3 women. It;s the year 2017. A staggering number
This is what you get when you hang out around feminists too much. You literally get shitcanned and called a sexual deviant in national media for patting a woman on the back.
In an email to MPR after the firing, Keillor suggested that two women had made allegations and said, “I think the country is in the grip of a mania – the whole Franken business is an absurdity – and I wish someone who resist it (sic), but I expect MPR to look out for itself, and meanwhile I feel awfully lucky to have hung on for so long.”
This is just the type of rationalization for abuse agents of patriarchy have been using since 6000 B.C.
In an email to the Star Tribune on Wednesday, Keillor said, “I put my hand on a woman’s bare back. I meant to pat her back after she told me about her unhappiness and her shirt was open and my hand went up it about six inches. She recoiled. I apologized. I sent her an email of apology later and she replied that she had forgiven me and not to think about it. We were friends. We continued to be friendly right up until her lawyer called.”
Keillor even managed a joke of sorts: “Getting fired is a real distinction in broadcasting and I’ve waited fifty years for the honor. All of my heroes got fired. I only wish it could’ve been for something more heroic.”
20 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-29
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1 nmx179 2017-11-29
Lol, I love it.
How many more leftoid soyboys will bite the dust because of that one time in their lives they thought they could get away with acting like men?
1 RhymeToes 2017-11-29
You suppose when he sexually harasses you, he does it in that same goofy whisper-voice he uses on the radio?
1 WarSanchez 2017-11-29
Goes up close to the mic with his moist lips
"She grabbed my permanently-prepubescent penis"
1 RhymeToes 2017-11-29
Whelcome to lake Wobegon, where all the girls want my above-average dick...
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-11-29
Before you say anything, I know that you are most likely ignorant and refuse to acknowledge anything I say because it isn't a meme. However, I will try to reach some of you anyway. I get it guys. You have the second shittiest subreddit next to r/Atheism in terms of community, and you like it that way. I understand that. What I don't understand is why it is centered around fucking memes. Why can't anyone have a discussion, or talk about what they want to? It has to be memes. Let's be honest for a second, you guys are wasted potential and that somehow doesn't bother you, but actually pleases you. All you want is memes because all you think you can have is memes. Is there anything wrong with memes? No. Are they funny sometimes? Sure. But are they all that matter? If the answer for you is yes, I'm sorry, you're boring. Memes don't replace personality, memes don't replace conversation, memes don't replace friends. Now am I boring? Absolutely. But I try to better myself every day. I work on concept art every day, and when I'm not working, I'm looking for people like me to help pursue my dreams and even make a friend in the process. I want to be able to do that here without fear that every other post I make will become copy pasta. Fuck, this will be copy pasta too, I'll be kinda surprised and disappointed if it's not. I want the best for this sub, and the title "share your memes" doesn't help my confidence. But I believe in r/Teenagers, and I don't care how many people tell me it's a lost cause, that is just not true. If the select few who actually care about what I'm saying agree, join me. We can have memes, but why not allow discussion and socialization that doesn't involve kik or selfies? If you want this subreddit to get better, let these issues be known. Make posts, comment, message the mods, whatever you can do to help not only this sub, but the people who use it in the right direction. I hope you all have a nice day, and please think before you speak. Thank you.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-11-29
Jesus fuck is nobody safe or sacred?
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-11-29
I'm fairly sure Niel Patrick Harris hasn't harassed any women.
1 cronktor 2017-11-29
I bet he grabbed some bussy though.
1 charlesgrodinfan 2017-11-29
Terry Crews' next name & shame
1 EasySchmitty 2017-11-29
Looks like Minnesota will be the first up to bat in the mayocide.
1 Jackson_six 2017-11-29
Shoulda lived in Lake Hobegone, amirite fellas?
1 Chicup 2017-11-29
That covers just about all the bases, especially if CNN talked about it somewhere.
1 starship_litterbox 2017-11-29
Fuck, dude. A violent rape like this happens every minute in America. 1 in 3 women. It;s the year 2017. A staggering number
1 newprofile15 2017-11-29
This is what you get when you hang out around feminists too much. You literally get shitcanned and called a sexual deviant in national media for patting a woman on the back.
1 anubgek 2017-11-29
I don't mean to victim blame or gaslight but why do I think this guy's definition of "back" is the area between the vagina and butthole?
1 nonplussed__ 2017-11-29
remember if u see a woman and it's 2017 do not attempt to communicate or make eye contact and definitely don't use words because those r violence
1 smokes_degrass 2017-11-29
dat title game
1 Anarcho_Autism 2017-11-29
This is just the type of rationalization for abuse agents of patriarchy have been using since 6000 B.C.
1 Strictlybutters 2017-11-29
With every email he gets more and more retarded.
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-29
I got a notification from WP about this today and I was like "Who the fuck is this guy?"