Actually Hitler loved anime. That's why he was allied with Japan. He wrote countless papers on how he perfect dream women was a 2-D blonde cat dickgirl
Hitler = the ultimate anime fan. He never died in that bunker and lived in Brazil talking about his favorite wifus and his favorite one piece episode on the internet until he died from a heart attack while wanking to a picture of Bulma from DBZ naked.
I’m a 56 year old German Otaku (Anime fan for you untermensch). I draw Anime and Manga on my tanks, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
I mean I'm a massive offensive shitposter who loves me some nazi memes but if you offered me 6 million dollars to say the 14 words exactly I'd only be able to give you the gist.
Something something, secure the existence of the white race and children, something something.
Oh I figured it was a date something important happened in Germany or some shit like that. I'm too lazy to look it up, and I'm on enough NSA lists as it is.
Wasn't 18 one of the neo-nazis super-secret code numbers? e.g. Combat 18? Probably a bit common to be a signifier, for instance they would get all excited going to the 18th floor of a building.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-29
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1 Travis_Bronson 2017-11-29
Verified user embraces Adolf Hitler and the 14 words. Will Jack & Twitter disavow this verified tweet?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-11-29
There is no way with the massive hook schnoz on the count that the count is not a (((jew))).
Citation: https://imgur.com/H3f8cc8
1 smokes_degrass 2017-11-29
listen to this shit, sounds like there should be some Moshe on a chair being carried around in the background
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-11-29
Well only a Jew would have fun counting (((money))) all day.
And yeah... MAZEL TOV!
1 Bankrotas 2017-11-29
That's a russian Jew if I ever heard one
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-29
well, it is made in New York
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-11-29
Ashkenazi Jew.
1 CultOfCuck 2017-11-29
I did Ashke see that coming.
1 OniTan 2017-11-29
OK guys, the count is clearly based on Dracula, who's clearly based on Vlad the Impaler. He's a Slav.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-29
russian jew right? all those romania-adjacent peoples are basically the same
1 OniTan 2017-11-29
His Wikipedia page says he was part of the Order of the Dragon, a Christian military order (hence the name Dracula).
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-29
i was talking about Count Chocula though
eastern orthodoces ain’t christians anyway
1 OniTan 2017-11-29
Is he the same guy as Blacula?
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-29
no, Blacula’s African
1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-11-29
>Vlad the Impaler. He's a Slav.
R*manians, when will they learn?
1 Fucking_That_Chicken 2017-11-29
the definitive authority on the matter has spoken
1 SanityAssassins 2017-11-29
Alt right hand puppets. Best timeline.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-29
who the fuck is jack
1 Awayfone 2017-11-29
Jack Dorsey. Co founder of Twitter
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-29
ha nerd
1 shallowm 2017-11-29
@jack, founder of Twitter.
1 CultOfCuck 2017-11-29
Jack is a guy hell-bent on running his company into the ground.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-29
if that company is twitter, then thank god. it's done more than enough damage already
1 Awayfone 2017-11-29
Look at the white house
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-29
I refuse
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-29
Aren’t you québécois, though? Should you really be talking shit about anyone else?
1 subpoutine 2017-11-29
😡
1 starship_litterbox 2017-11-29
(((Net Neutrality))) is of Jewish origin as well, yet it is as fascist as the Golden Dawn.
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1 aliceunknown 2017-11-29
Um, that's a slavic cuntwad. Slavs and jews are completely different and not compatible.
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-11-29
HH from The_Count.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-29
This is hilarious if you just ignore the context that this account counts every single number and he just decided to throw that out randomly.
1 glmox 2017-11-29
nah its hilarious regardless
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-29
Right, but imagine if there wasn't any numbers that followed or came before, and all of a sudden the verified Count account just shouted 1488
1 ComedicSans 2017-11-29
I find it hilarious that a bunch of anime-loving neo-Nazis were counting down to the day that the Count from Sesame Street would become their leader.
1 umar4812 2017-11-29
Holy shit hahahahaha
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-11-29
It's time, the signal has been given.
1 youpostyoudie 2017-11-29
Release the antifa super soldiers.
1 Honk4Tits 2017-11-29
What is he counting? Money?
1 glmox 2017-11-29
whole lotta anime in those replies
1 BussySundae 2017-11-29
degenerate honeypot operation
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-29
disgusting
1 Rith2 2017-11-29
Fools that think they’d be spared the rope unfortunately
1 Neon_needles 2017-11-29
Actually Hitler loved anime. That's why he was allied with Japan. He wrote countless papers on how he perfect dream women was a 2-D blonde cat dickgirl
1 Ebony_Eagle 2017-11-29
He legitimately was obsessed with Japan if you weren't joking.
He considered the Japanese Honorary Aryans placing them above even Italians on his racial ideas (which get weirder the more you look at them)
Openly stated the Japanese religion and ideals we're superior to all others.
There's pictures of him out there wearing Japanese clothing too, but I'm too lazy to look it up.
1 Neon_needles 2017-11-29
Hitler = the ultimate anime fan. He never died in that bunker and lived in Brazil talking about his favorite wifus and his favorite one piece episode on the internet until he died from a heart attack while wanking to a picture of Bulma from DBZ naked.
1 serialflamingo 2017-11-29
[Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 56 year old German Otaku (Anime fan for you untermensch). I draw Anime and Manga on my tanks, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/21/17/29D73CBA00000578-0-image-a-42_1434902798213.jpg)
1 Chicup 2017-11-29
For a Trump voter I'm a bad Nazi, because I didn't even know 1488 was some Nazi thing if it weren't for reddit memes.
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-11-29
I mean I'm a massive offensive shitposter who loves me some nazi memes but if you offered me 6 million dollars to say the 14 words exactly I'd only be able to give you the gist.
Something something, secure the existence of the white race and children, something something.
1 Chicup 2017-11-29
Oh I figured it was a date something important happened in Germany or some shit like that. I'm too lazy to look it up, and I'm on enough NSA lists as it is.
1 DayyyTripper 2017-11-29
14 words about not getting cucked.
88 = HH (eighth letter of alphabet) = Heil Hitler.
It's pretty much like a silly code your friends made up in school and think youre so smart walking around talking in it.
1 Travis_Bronson 2017-11-29
So Kekistan?
1 DayyyTripper 2017-11-29
Yes, but without the autism and more meth
1 MaybeNotaTurtle 2017-11-29
Was it ever supposed to be code? As far back as I can remember the only people that unironically said it also had swastikas tattooed on them.
1 SanityAssassins 2017-11-29
BLOCKED AND REPORTED
hahahahaha
1 Strictlybutters 2017-11-29
And here we all thought it was the deep state commies using sesame street to indoctrinate our children.
1 BussySundae 2017-11-29
forty two thousand and sixty nine
1 Eight_Ace 2017-11-29
Wasn't 18 one of the neo-nazis super-secret code numbers? e.g. Combat 18? Probably a bit common to be a signifier, for instance they would get all excited going to the 18th floor of a building.
1 mattumbo 2017-11-29
The real way to spot a Nazi ^