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279  2017-11-30 by HodorTheDoorHolder

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heck off

As a jew that stole israeli land and is involved in a conspiracy to enslave the world this hurts my feelings.

Cyberterrorism.

Please expect the JDIF to burn your house down.

I got braces.

that's not even a thing in porn anymore

Guess you haven't seen /r/braceface

I actually don't know if that's a thing in porn or not anymore.

Look at this guy. Wow. His royal highness doesn't even jerk off anymore. Fucking ivory tower intellectuals.

He got real into /r/NoFap

His mind is as sharp as his dick is soft

Of fucking course that's a porn sub...

Roy Moore likes braces.

Is that pickles on the bottom left?

Pictured: Dethklok & their manager

Rofl, based Charles.

112 IQ

That's considered fairly average for Jews tbh

In the west at least. The average IQ of Israelis is 90

This is because Israel is 25% kebab

No Palestinians were included. Only Jews

What about ethiopian and sephardic jews?

What about them?

Were they part of the "Jews" who took the IQ test for Israel?

If they're ethnically Jewish then yeah

What about Muslim Israelis?

They just got lumped in with the black Irishmen and Communist Capitalists

its the inbred orthodox guys that refuse to do anything

No, it's because only Ashkenazi Jews have that high IQ (other types of jews may have it too, but i haven't seen any studies on it) and Israel is only 35% Ashkenazi

Ok, 95 then. Still less than the US and far less if you only include white Americans

Don't let the goyim know wtf man

Israel are only 75% jew , drags down their average

And US is only 65% white. Still has a higher average IQ

Thats because of all the Asian and Indian doctors and engineers

It's the fucking mayo that drags the average down tbh. Muh Alabama

Ye M8 in sure Shineesh who owns the 7/11 on the corner is just skyrocketing our Average IQ

Shineesh is a successful small businrss owner who doesnt drunk or do drugs, raises 3 kids who all graduate from prestigous universities with honours in sciences or law.

Youre absolutley right he's propping up you degenerate fentanyl and bud light cocktail sucking mayo trash

>implying successful business owners can be dumb

assblasted mayo detected

open borders when

only for ashkenazi jews, I.E european jews. the others are slightly [not much] dummer.

I thought it was low? I thought 130 was average. Last time I was tested, I was at 151. (And no, not an internet test, the Stanford Binet). I'm old. Did they change the scoring or are people getting dumber?

IQ is designed with 100 as average intelligence. Since its an average that also never changes.

Maybe I'm confusing the mean with the median. Shows you how smart I really am. Our at least how wrong the psychologist that tested me. Ha!

Post bussy you old retard

210 is average, anything below 165 is mentally deficient.

I thought 130 was average.

Which explains why you think this..

Last time I was tested, I was at 151.

Anything above 130 is considered genius.

You absolutely do not have a 151 IQ.

Welp, that's what the paperwork says. I 100% agree though that somewhere, somebody fucked up. Though there are probably more people that smart running around out there than we realize. I'm sure not everyone gets tested, and even if they do, IQ isn't necessarily a predictor of success.

All I know is your blatant pretentiousness is definitely welcome here

Ahaha, they let me into MENSA for it but I left when I figured out that it was just a bunch of nerds trying to get laid.

151 IQ would make you one of the smartest people to ever live.

And you're in the llama posting retarded sperggie shit as an old timer.

Something doesn't add up 🤔

Ha! I guess you're right. A girlfriend of mine in law school told me hers was 158. I mean that's one reason I thought the average was higher. Anyway that was a long time ago and I'm sure the alcohol and recreational drugs have moved that needle backwards a little, regardless.

Yeah 130+ IQs are almost unheard of in women. She was lying

:/

Well maybe she wasn't lying. Women are often easily confused and distressed. When you factor in their lack of independence and individual thought they aren't even people really, more like mindless drones

You should try to be a little less obvious, it'll better get the response you desire.

Lol you thought I was joking?

almost unheard of

This is some bullshit.

almost unheard of

This is some bullshit.

You have a higher chance of being killed by a vending machine than to encounter a woman genius

r/iamverysmart

Fucking brainlets

podestas are greek/italian. We have long histories of pederasty so why are you surprised?

Well, some of the nude children they enjoy are girls.

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< 112 IQ

Wtf, that's basically retarded by jew standards.

yeah but I stole it from /r/virginvschad

thats a faggot sub for bonafide fags

everyone knows the real action is on /r/THE_CHAD

Why is that a sub? Why is this a meme format people like?

IDK but this one is my favorite

The only good one is The Virgin Islands vs The Chad Republic

The only good one is The Virgin Islands vs The Chad Republic

The only good one is The Virgin Islands vs The Chad Republic

The only good one is The Virgin Islands vs The Chad Republic

The only good one is The Virgin Islands vs The Chad Republic

The only good one is The Virgin Islands vs The Chad Republic

The only good one is The Virgin Islands vs The Chad Republic

The only good one is The Virgin Islands vs The Chad Republic

Replace the ripped guy with a 12 year old douche and it's accurate

no creativity

hey guys heres that picture of a guy looking at a girl and annoying the other girl but instead of the girls its reddit and EA LOL!

look i put a bunch of lens flares and jpeg artifacts on it and it says big nibba! and hes sitting on ajit pai!

look guys i made a meme of a catapult!

It's an absolutely based format.

It's pretty standard for /r/drama Jews

Sorry for bringing the score down mohel

It's okay. We never drafted you for your brains.

IQ is for soyboys anyway.

The true measure of a man is how much power he can generate through his glutes.

The true measure of a man is how much power he can generate through his glutes.

This is true

I knew you'd finally acknowledge the gaelic master-race.

Tight buttholes and thick booties, the golden combination.

all those stem cells from the blood libel really perks a nigga up

lol jews think they have high iq

Ashkenazi Jews have the highest average IQ of any ethinicity

according to them

It’s been scientifically proven. It’s okay to be jelly.

lol if theyre so smart how do they keep getting ejected from countries and genocided and forced into egyptian slavery

seems like a smart race would avoid that

We’ve managed to survive thousands of years of the rest of humanity trying to kill us. Like GNC stores and cockroaches, we never leave.

yep like cockroaches

If they're not so smart, how are they managing to exterminate the white race, run the world, and push multiple agendas, all at the same time?

theyre not lol theyre just trying to, thats why people keep ejecting them and whatnot

tfw youll live to see the next one

whats ur iq?

never taken the test because its a useless metric only used by narcissists

but its funny that jews place themselves at the top because they think theyre special

its about the most stereotypical thing a jewish person could do except for hoarding money and raping babies

idk why but i've got a feeling you don't like jews. can i ask why?

if people are going to "ironically" get real mad about white people and do mocking "im so jewish" satire then they can expect people countering it with making jokes about sucking babies off

it is what it is dude maybe dont be a faggot about it if you cant handle a little gas

i'm sorry i can't understand you. i can't handle what ? are you a little gas or something? idk what that expression means.

thanks anyway for the clarification. you were making jokes. ahahahah good one. so let's be clear, you like jews?

i dunno theres some meme about jews being gassed but im pretty sure its exaggerated or just one of those things they make up for pity

you know how they are

>gets mad about it of jews

>never taken the test because its a useless metric only used by narcissists

if it's useless then why are you throwing a fit about it?

lol did you just arrive or something

SEETHING

KVETCHING

Those are the jews that mangle the baby penises and then suck on the mangled baby penises.

You forgot the fact that literally all beautiful actresses are Jewish

Like Amy Schumer?

He said all beautiful actresses are Jews, not all Jewish actresses are beautiful.

It's these kind of poor reading skills which led your old dear sweet Goyim grandpappy signing away all your farm Uncle Shekelberg for those magic beans.

Here's the thing. You said a joke is a statement.

Also, kikes aren't allowed to live in my homeland because we drove out most of the mayos.

Leslie Jones?

would totally get down with some Fran Drescher

Even today

yes

Yeah I'm saying. I would too. Ass got phat

if her o-sounds are just as nasaly as her laugh it would be so hot

Jews are the real kangz

I don't think anyone can successfully argue against this

This but unironically.

I mean they control all the media. Is this up for debate?

Romans were pretty hot back in the day

It's sad that there's anyone who still isn't willing to welcome our Jewish overlords in this day and age. If you've suffered from literal millennia of persecution and still managed to maintain an iron grip on global power, I'd say you've earned your position.

It's in humanity's best interest to not argue and just submit. 😇

It's in humanity's best interest to fire up the ovens again

So what you're telling me is that (((they))) are responsible for two decades of capeshit movies?

Silly goy.

You should be thanking us, your ungratefulness will count against you when we instate the new world order.

Yes, but also responsible for the fact that you live in a society so advanced and prosperous that you aren't digging for ants with a stick right now.

no. it's the people who paid to watch them are responsible.

Where my boy at?

112 IQ

genius

I thought genius is 130+

I doubt it. I tested in that range in middle school and they stuck me in with the nerds in the gifted program. I think actual certifiable geniuses have much higher IQs than that.

MENSA says genius is 140iq plus, which makes it true, according to MENSA.

stuck me in with the nerds

Imagine believing you're the cool kid "stuck" with the nerds

No nerd. No nerd. You're the nerd.

Only 1st world country in middle east

Qatar has the best per capita in the world, and Saudi arabia.

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OH NO DO NOT DO IT

WHO SAID THIS? THEY MUST BE REPORTED TO THE SUPREME JEWISH COUNCIL OF r/drama

I fucking knew it, the Jews run Drama too

Hey Comedic, what happen to the pretty pink background and the mod pics? I'm tired of this bland (((white))) background

Technically isn't this anti-goy?

We are so afraid of this threat

It's all jew crap...They got "Jewed"... Jew has nothing to do with reality... Once again, jew shit and their usury caste system has nothing to do with reality. It's incestuous eugenics to pay selves millions. Some jew gets an X rated movie lowered to an R rating, ramming a crucifix in a prepubescent girl's vagina, another Latina maid in ill fitting clothing, then mocking her, calling it art, and paying themselves, millions of dollars, saying, but the people wanted to see it. Jew cunts go make your own little home movies. Mock your own friends and family. Have your ghoulish Chomsky's put a few chairs in a round, and circuit speak other jew bullshitters about jewry's struggle to keep your little rituals alive amongst yourselves. Chopping penises, selling the idea in hospitals and films to do it to our own kids. And tell the world about your rights to land grab. We're done, once again, jews are full of shit! Real men are here to transform society, and get honest currency through innovation, implementation, and production. Tesla style! Not fcking be little spineless jew cunts, spinning yarns, telling us what truth is... Natural Law is truth, jews are taught to reject it from birth. Jews spend their lives shekeling others, justifying their "choseness" to shekel us, get the fck out. Take your Chomsky and Shapiro with you. And every other turd who indulges jew shit...Members of a cultural breeding alliance calling themselves jews engaging in incestuous eugenics, came to the U.S and took over our medical establishment. Sold fathers and mothers on chopping off foreskin under guise of cleanliness. Kills 50% of nerve endings in penis, provides natural lubrication system in women. 90+ percentile of all baby boys in hospitals are now circumcised. Jews sell idea that foreskin is ugly and disgusting. From a baby, jews are taught to go against nature. Choosing manmade laws, rituals over natural law. Jew Hollywood has actresses crinkling their noses at our Creator's original work, foreskin and all. Jew usury money is moving folks around to clear out for their maniacal, delusional, utopian, Greater Israel, Promised Land. These people are nomadic... Natural Law vs. Legal Law. Everything artificial with them, to be bought or sold. We live in a Jew Pensioner economy, good luck with that... Former Communist Soviet Union, before collapse, same formula, war in Afghanistan, keep them drunk, vodka, jew oligarchy, only U.S is worse, opiates, meth, drunkards, you name it, totally subverted and everything outsourced.. Just war, and like now, nobody wants to fund them. Especially jew wars for Greater Israel Project's Expansion. Trump, he's an asswipe, and he will betray the U.S for Greater Israel Project. But tribalism is racism for people who can't handle the truth about life. Identity Politics is pathetic and the reason why U.S is going to crash and burn.... You go to Mexico, they got the same variety, colors of people, but they don't play race games and their societies are beginning to progress... Can we ever get past identity politics, they're manmade constructs, and not of natural law. Like the parting of the Red Sea, it was about choosing natural law over manmade maritime law. We're stuck on stupid. Left Right, it's the same crap. It might be too late for the West.. Trump is a family of cultural breeding alliance members, calling themselves jews, engaging in incestuous eugenics. But on the left, Obama's mom was a cultural breeding alliance member calling themselves jews, engaging in incestuous eugenics. Obama bombed 7 nations for Greater Israel Project Expansion. Or academia circuit speaker, Chomsky, spins yarns and plays along with jew 911 False Flag Fiasco Propaganda. And is a nutjob member of his cultural breeding alliance, calling themselves jews, engaging in incestuous eugenics, Chomsky never speaks of it as his mob jewish usury caste system, Chomsky "Doth Protest Too Much!" Same as Ben Shapiro, calling himself Jew, a cultural breeding alliance member engaging in incestuous eugenics, discussing Identity Politics. Or cheerleaders for Jewry "Most of my friends are Jewish.) -- Jordan Peterson (Of course they are Jordan Peterson or we'd never hear from you. Please continue with neutered conversations. Please continue with drone conversations minus any talk of this Jewish usury caste system based on genetics not merit. So we can remain stagnant with this cultural breeding alliance calling themselves jews, engaging in incestuous eugenics.) Saudi Royal Family are in fact proud jews. Jews, a cultural and breeding alliance. Studied at Synagogue for almost two years. By the way, Hebrew is actually Phoenician. Not one Jew batted an eye at how many tribes would have to be slaughtered to obtain their insane, maniacal, Greater Israel Expansion from Nile to Euphrates. And they're strategically clearing out surrounding nations. China, Russia, Saudi Arabia & India will dump U.S and partner with Greater Israel, the Ethnically Cleansing 'Land Grabbers' and their Expansion Project which includes a 35% Christian population. The Petro Dollar ended the first week of September. China and Russia will now trade in the Yuan backed by gold. U.S dollar is backed by a printing press and war that no one else will fund any longer.. China announced it will no longer produce gasoline engine cars. China is the world's largest solar producer.. Greater Israel Project Expansion will be headquartered in Jerusalem, sandwiched between Big Oil & African Hi Tech Resources and continue to takeover Middle East and Africa. Bloomberg Corporation and other cultural breeding alliance jews, engaging in incestuous eugenics, are already in Africa. Who knows what's going to go down with Iran, but Chinese and Jews share Communism Ideology "To be anti Communist is to be anti Jew!" - Jewish Village Voice. "We will turn the U.S into a bottle sucking welfare state and collapse it. That's what we do to countries we don't like." - B. Netanyahu Israeli PM, Netanyahu, a member of a cultural breeding alliance calling themselves jews, engaging in incestuous eugenics. "We will defend Israel 100%, 1000%. - Donald Trump *Nations could be so much better than this if they tried; still indulging people calling themselves jews, a cultural breeding alliance engaging in incestuous eugenics... There were no Zionists, Bolsheviks, or Ashkenazi-Khazar Theory in Cicero's day, B.C. But a cultural breeding alliance calling themselves jews engaging in incestuous eugenics, who ran usury-mob caste system, kosher branding of men with practice of penis chopping, a trauma based mind control enslavement (Of All Men, This Cultural And Breeding Alliance calling themselves Jews engaging in incestuous eugenics, Circumcised Every Male!) A cultural and breeding alliance calling themselves jews engaging in incestuous eugenics, ran warmongering, feigning sincerity, a jew is a jew is a jew...Cicero wrote extensively about this cultural and breeding alliance, engaging in incestuous eugenics thousands of years ago... Nothing but a mindfuck by a cultural and breeding alliance calling themselves jews, engaging in incestuous eugenics... Or our greatest mind, man's greatest inventor and inspiration for most modern technology "Never Trust A Jew!" -- Nikola Tesla https://youtu.be/48YeqfViPN0 Save it! I have lived all over, the villagers, the peasants, we all know jews take over all the best properties, insurance fraud, through arsen fires🔥, to false flags, staging audiences, paying desperate low-income Black audiences to cheerlead like rabid dogs for revenge wars in Middle East for their Greater Israel expansion project, their promised land grab.. I worked in jew media, I've seen jew' handywork. Yes, jews especially pursue exclusive coastal cities/properties. They like to brag about their conquests. "Never Trust A Jew!" -- Nikola Tesla... Perth, Hamptons, Hilton Head, SC, greedy jews bought up under guise of corporate golf resort, land grab, South Carolinians can't see their beach for miles from the road. Here's jew' Kirk Douglas's home in Malibu, greedy jews home movies, plotting their complete takeover of Palestine, jealous jews, jews wanted a Lebanon, which originally was called 'The Riviera of the Middle East', appropriately jew son, Michael Douglas would utter these words in Wall Street "Greed Is Good", the world is done with obnoxious, greedy jews, I haven't been to a movie or watched tv in over 13 years. Jews can impress themselves, we're done "Never Trust A Jew!" -- Nikola Tesla Jews, members of a cultural breeding alliance calling themselves jews engaging in incestuous eugenics...

This, but with less punctuation.

At least the virgin goy pronounced my name correctly.

same

They do succcc baby penises though

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yeah jews are def known for being built

I have never understood why people hate Jewish people, Jewish people are just funny people who like to wear funny hats. I like to wear funny hats.

I have a lot in common with Jewish people, and I'm sure we all do to.

112 IQ """"Genius""""