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It's ok to have fuck you money.

Its kinda funny that saying "its ok to be white" requires fuck you money.

Hmmm

Motherfucker - lol

It’s interesting that people with fuck-you money feel this way.

Nah I only have "whatever loser" money and I still feel this way.

no matter how much money you have you can still be a cuck

/u/xnotch sometimes I doubt your commitment to mayocide.

Is ok to be poor /u/xnotch?

Everyone knows it sucks to be poor.

Hard no

only if you're not white.

The finest specimen the master race has produced

His eyes are tiny and lost in all that face meat.

You would think, for being a billionaire, /u/xnotch would know how to neckbeard.. or at least pay for a stylist who does.

I am not going to lie, he'd probably be not bad looking if he lost some weight.

ironic self hate is cringey and gay

you would know about being cringey and gay lmaoo 👌

yeah i read faggy white dudes and jews parrot shitty mayo memes all day in here its constant

thats more like it tbh everyone loves a parrot

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2zVr6cu95nF6O4/giphy.gif

This is what I've been saying the whole time.

Do you see this moral and societal degeneration happening in your average Muslim country? I'll answer that for you: fuck no, because they don't let this degeneracy slide, like fucking liberal CUCKS in the USA. There's only one solution, and that is for everyone to convert to Islam.

The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) didn't tolerate degeneracy like gay marriage or gender bending—nay! He mandated the ostracization and execution of gays, and made sure they would not become commonplace or accepted by the rest of the community. He made sure to establish clear gender roles and didn't tolerate this "gender identity" trash. He made sure Jews knew their place—pay up and take your place as a second-class citizen, or be killed.

In the meantime, you have Western society accepting gays, slut pride, gender-mixing, new genders, no genders, LGBT, and who knows what else?! Western society is truly degenerating without guidance, and I fear that as time passes, these degenerate groups only gain more and more power. This is all being pushed by the Jews, and they are showing no signs of stopping.

Muslims and conservatives might think they're enemies, but in reality, they're closer to each other than they think! An alliance would prove very fruitful for both sides.

Just repeat the declaration of faith after me:

أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وحده لا شريك له وأشهد أن محمدا عبده ورسوله

and you'll be right on your way to becoming a great Muslim!

Annihilated.

That man has a family! (even though they disowned him)

Sealing your leaking anus buddy, it's clearly in agony.

the mayo stuff is as bad as male feminists self flagellating

even if its entirely in irony

im not offended just disappointed and kind of bemused at the hubris

entirely in irony

thinking it's ironic

hah! its against some sort of convention! how deliciously subversive!

its as obnoxious and cringey as an srd one liner but you do you

Making jokes about mayocide probably keeps this from becoming a right-wing hive and steers us towards south park neutrality, imho.

lol you know it does the opposite right

Eh, but anyone who wants to seriously complain about the fate of poor whitey will be told to promptly spread themselves on bread.

im apathetic tbh but it comes across as really faggy and ive felt obligated to push back if only for fun

i can only imagine what someone invested might feel like

Love Donnie Darko

It's clearly not, we need to de-mod him now, as he's going against our mayocide goals.

We lull them into a false sense of security first.

I thought they de-modded Notch awhile ago, after he shit up part of the sub or something?

/u/serialflamingo /u/ComedicSans

Oh I don't pay attention to anything like that, idk.

Some of his permissions were stripped, yes.

I LOVE MAYO AND I'M PROUD OF IT

MAYO IS SPICY

MAYOCIDE NOW

MAYOCIDE TOMORROW

MAYOCIDE YESTERDAY

/u/xnotch have you ever considered moving to America?

He has a mansion here brah

You can have mansions whereever you want.

I see. Home is where the sexual assault charges are brought.

I heard his mansion has a wine cellar, but for root beer. Talk about luxury!

I like to think it sits down there, going bad, and in ten years he's going to take one out and drink it and vomit because he doesn't understand that it doesn't work like wine.

Wait, you mean all those bottles of Mountain Dew Code Red Halo Call Of Duty edition Im aging in my garaged arent going to turn into classic vintages?

Well either that or poison so drink them regardless

poison

I dont think you need to age Mountain Dew for it to have this effect.

Somehow we got to a point where a guy who likes to try a bunch of different beers was worldly and interesting but a guy who likes to try new Mountain Dew flavors is a loser. Shame.

And then he'll film himself drinking one and put it on youtube and get like 5 million views and a shitload of cash. The guy just can't lose, the game is rigged.

Commifornia does not count comrade.

Everyone know the one that made Minecraft is Jeb, tho.

This is the real shots fired

Is it the guy that stole the concept of block and added a few zombies or is it the guy that actually made something from that?

You tell me.

/u/xNotch please defend your honor from this heathen

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a white supremacist

white supremacist

LMAO that seems a bit much

White okay-ist?

White acceptablist?

No, wtf is wrong with you. It's not OK to be white. Fucking racist whities.

death to whitey

After I saw this tweet I went to the store and started smashing jars of mayonnaise on principle.

It's ok to be white but that won't stop the impending mayocide.

Do we really want a pro mayo mod?

Black pride

Ok

Muslims pride

Ok

It's OK to be white

Woah bro calm dude don't start there

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Wrong sub, cumskin.

Muslims Pride? Haven't heard that one. Black Pride is a thing because most black people in america can't trace their history to certain countries/groups in Africa because their history got lost in the whole slavery thing. Where as us American mayos can circlejerk about how we are the greatest peeps to ever come from ireland, italy, germany ect. (which is dumb since we're mostly just filthy mayo mutts), they can usually only trace their history back to some plantation in the South which, not surprisingly doesn't give much of a sense of pride. Thus black pride developed as a shared sense of unity in face of the hardships of their past and lack of ancestral history before slavery.

Plus the whole concept of being "white" is skewed and every changing. I mean shit we didn't consider guineas white until the 40's or 50's. So it's dumb to be say you're proud to be "white" like you have some sort of connection to all the various different areas of europe/north asia us pale faces come from. Like there's no way in hell I identify with or share pride with some eastern euro slavic, yet they are considered white.

Serious posting

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i do what i want

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So, black people who's ancestors weren't slaves don't get to have black pride?

most immigrants from Africa don't share in the sense of black pride. Their kids sometimes do if they get into tumblr around college age, but african americans and african immigrants have pretty distinct cultures from each other.

People can have whatever they want, it's their prerogative, was just explaining where the whole "black pride" movement started from.

most immigrants from Africa don't share in the sense of black pride. Their kids sometimes get into it, but african americans and african immigrants have pretty distinct cultures from each other.

can confirm, when I was taking some college type classes a few years ago, some of my classmates were recent african immigrants, and every one, to a word would say that they hated the "american nigger".

one day, one of them said that out loud in class, and I swear the professor almost dropped dead from a heart attack. she ended up walking out of the classroom and never came back.

it was glorious!

Black Pride is a thing because most black people in america can't trace their history to certain countries/groups in Africa because their history got lost in the whole slavery thing.

having no ancestry sure sounds like something to be proud of

having no ancestry sure sounds like something to be proud of

thatsliterallythepointyouretard.tar.brotli

yep when you dont have pride just fake it

incidentally i wonder why they have so many societal problems

Group pride in your ancestors is dumb no matter what the lens because you're literally proud of shit you had nothing to do with nor contributed to. However no matter how illogical, people like to have pride over those that came before and their sense of history so it is what it is. Saying "hurr durr dumb blacks being proud over nothing" while tugging yourself silly over your euro ancestors is beyond stupid

if your dad achieved something great youd be proud of him right

Saying "hurr durr dumb blacks being proud over nothing" while tugging yourself silly over your euro ancestors is beyond stupid

american blacks literally dont though

their peers sold them to ye olde jews, thats their entire backstory

I'm so shocked you responded with an irrelevant point! When you and your dickhead friends are throwing out sig heils and yelling white pride it's certainly not because your dad did a cool thing a few years ago. It's always about "muh white heritage we built the world," when really your shit family had 0 to do with the accomplishments made by various nations, and even if they did that was years removed from your current trailer park meth cooking

lol imagine being faggy and gullible enough to care about pretend white supremacists irl

When you and your dickhead friends are throwing out sig heils and yelling white pride it's certainly not because your dad did a cool thing a few years ago

i assume people do it because they think white people are the best

because of history and the way we typically btfo all the other races

we made all sorts of cool shit and when other races had cool shit we just went nah fuck you and took it for our own

respect it

when really your shit family had 0 to do with the accomplishments made by various nations

sort of like how black americans have nothing to do with anything theyre proud about (lol kangz), and jews have nothing to do with what theyre proud of (because theyre mostly convert khazars), and latinos have nothing to do with what theyre proud of (because who the fuck knows where theyre from)

youre just really easily upset about white people arent you

whats weird to me is how bold people are getting with anti white rhetoric like we wont just genocide literally everyone else in the world before letting ourselves lose power, LOL

Group pride in your ancestors is dumb no matter what the lens because you're literally proud of shit you had nothing to do with, nor contributed to.

Is your memory the same as a goldfish?

as long as jealous minorities are going to resent innocent white people for shit their ancestors did, then white people can also be proud of it

if you want to draw a line and say "ok nobody can be connected to shit their ancestors did" then cool but youll also have to stop complaining about slavery and the holocaust and segregation

and every other piece of "boo hoo feel guilty white people" propaganda

I agree with what you're saying but you're really gay for serious posting this hard

And its a waste of time because every is just going to "ironically" say something about mayo

is this what comes across as seriousposting to you is it

basically im just showing that whites are the best at racebaiting, beating out jews again just like we do with aesthetics and athleticism

Yes I agree, vast majority of these mayocide faggots are limp dick self hating white liberals with cuckold fetishes.

Everything West of the Euphrates is Western Civilization, fam.

did you mean to respond to someone else? How does this relate to my above post saying being proud of where you come from is dumb

Africa and Europe are Western Civilization, you dumb gay faggot.

What is your point exactly? Where was I ever referring to western civilization as whole?

Saying "hurr durr dumb blacks being proud over nothing" while tugging yourself silly over your euro ancestors is beyond stupid

Euros and Africans are both Western Civilization, and Western Civilization is everything to be proud of. Death to Islam.

oh that's what you were getting at while beating around the bush

Glory to America, the West and God-Emperor Donald J. Trump!

incidentally i wonder why they have so many societal problems

wow you should write a thesis on this one

It's OK to be white.

For people that love to complain about others playing the victim, white people sure have a huge victim mentality.

"It's OK to be white" is literally a white supremacy meme used to ridicule and take power from genuine social issues.

The old "why can't we have white pride" is tired and ugly.

White supremacy memes

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Genuine social issues

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Needs more autism

Needs

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Better thnks

Do you think you're in SRD?

It's okay to be retarded.

Only if you get sent free Tonka trucks

Hate speech alert!

R-word

Fucking Nazi

Assumed this was an irony post.

Checks post history.

See's this is a serious post.

Sighs.

getting called out by a TD poster

boi

Do go on

your shoe size is larger than your iq

I measure in mm for better accuracy.

Ewwwww eurounits

Wrong clock and all that...

cm's too large of a unit for your dick?

Don't be silly, inches for flair

post pics then geez

its a pol strategy to undermine the discourse by making liberal/left types flip out over an innocuous statement.

if you cant see this obvious fact you might want to consider maintaining your safety.

You gotta be careful with what phrases you pick up if you care about who you get associated with.

???

hitler. literally.

These people don't care what you think about them. They're just trying to get you flip out and say "it's not okay to be white" so you'll look even worse than them.

Do you not see an issue with the fact that people freak out over that phrase?

you might want to try a little harder at the ol' reading there champ

I read it quite a few times. Mostly out of disbelief.

well let me be explicit: it is bad that people are freaking out, because the meme is part of a white supremacist plan to radicalize white normies by convincing them that liberals think its not OK for them to be white.

I think this is bad, because I think white supremacism is bad. If you think it is bad because you think "HEY! I'm white and it's OK for me to be white! Fuck you!" then you are in fact one of those normies, and you are a rube.

(also of course its not OK to be white, and the white race must be exterminated as soon as possible, but that's beside the point.)

Yet it’s 95% “normies” reacting to this phrase. Check mate, on to the next racist l.

did this make sense in your head?

People who read it’s okay to be white are often normies. They’re all still freaking out. What do you say to them

they really arent, the penetration on this meme has been pretty pathetic, i made an effortpost on this like 1/2 days ago, dont ask me to make it again.

You’re mad

i dont even remember writing that post, it was 2 days ago and i was probably drunk

i was right tho

"ill show them by doing exactly what they want"

and take power from genuine social issues.

>mfw lazy IRL shitposts steal energy like a voodoo curse

I think it's more like, if you're the only cripple in town, you'll get all the charity. They're mad because an even more crippled kid moved in and now people are paying attention to him instead. Solution: kill all cripples (except me, I'm the only good one)

white people are the best kind of people though why wouldnt you be proud

we had the wheel and fire and architecture and all that good shit

fuck I can't find my wypipo version of the WE WUZ KANGZ pasta

doesnt really have the same comedic effect when a race that discovered fire and the wheel claims a rich heritage tbf

its the stark contrast of coming from a culture where living in a pile of mud and dying your hair with cow piss is normal but claiming that you made golden pyramids by levitating rocks with melanin powers that makes it funny

IT IS SUPREME TO BE WHITE

The old "why can't we have white pride" is tired and ugly.

so is your mom, but that didn't stop me and the boys from fucking her last night.

Sometimes i REEEEEEE but its just my imagination.

lol imagine being proud of being black or muslim

lol imagine being proud of being black or muslim

You realize that when people criticize the use of "it's okay to be white", you're supposed to go "What? Is it not okay to be white? It's okay to be black, why not white? So much for the tolerant left" and act like you're not racist. You're not supposed to outright come out and say "Fuck niggers".

It's nice to see you rallying behind the slogan while being racist though, it really proves the point of the people opposed to it.

wtf is with all this gay ass seriousposting going on in this thread. fuck off nigger

Black pride

LMAO

as always, imagine being a billionaire and then spending your time taking part in culture wars online

That sounds amazing.

Sounds like clinical depression

Yeah, but now he’d have money.

Money buys lots of alcohol and fake friends

Better than no friends

and spewing bullshit about a billionaire is not?

He's admitted himself he goes to dark places you uninformed twat

Ohhhhhhhhhh. Sorry, I didn't know.

I really don't give a fuck.

"I don't care which is why I'm posting about it"

Hurr

This is literally what all of the billionaires do at this point. You just don't notice, because the media only focuses on two or three of them at a time. It was the Koch brothers last decade, then soros for most of this one. Who knows who gets to come next.

It still is the Koch brothers, just not for the same people as Soros.

I'd respect him more if he was bankrolling some shady politician trying to roll back public rights than I am now that he's getting into shit fights on twitter over 4chan memes

No you moron, billionaires go out and invest in shit or get blow jobs from exclusive Swedish spa resorts.

Reddit does not actually represent real life you no chromosome having chinless fuck.

no chromosome

None?

When you try and call someone retarded but failed elementary school biology.

The man is simply a medical miracle, living solely off the proteins and RNA passed down from his momma, bless his heart

Actually, it's more like a series of massive coincidences. Nothing about me is happening for a reason, as I have no genetic code. All these cells and such just happened to coalesce into this particular shape.

you have no money and youre doing it so im not sure what you have to be proud of

That's the point doofus

as long as im shitposting id prefer to have billions of dollars tbh

you think notch is going to suddenly just stop doing everything he did and only do rich guy stuff

Everything he does is rich guy stuff, because he's a rich guy.

i mean like wearing a suit and top hat while eating caviar in a limo

im sorry i hate everything i used to like because i have some money now i only want to play horseback polo

Good on him for expanding the scope of what's acceptable for rich guys to do. We need to dismantle toxic affluence that forces rich guys to pretend they don't like shitposting.

Sounds fun

It's objectively proven that shitposting is the highest human pleasure, because so many people do it despite having the means to do absolutely anything else.

All these nerds talking about how awesome that is, but with Minecraft money, I'd spend all day snorting coke off of bulbous Brazilian asses on a futuristic flying boat or some shit.

Compare Notch to Richard Branson or any highly paid rapper.

notch just doesnt know how to flex smh

Notch could be coked up right now for all we know.

I want to believe that if you have a billion dollars there's at least a better drug for you than that.

Bath salts are a better stimulant than coke but hard to get your hands on these days but with notch money you could go all macfee and chain some hot chemist up in Belize and make her cook that shit for you.

Isn't that how Trump became president? (except the billionaire part)

imagine being in the middle class and thinking you have any right to criticize how billionaires spend their time

Imagine being protective about a fat idiot who made one good thing and doesn't have the good sense to actually use his billion dollar windfall and instead gets into shitfights over 4chan memes on twitter

white isnt a culture you fucking pleb. Dont appropriate my shitty anglosphere

I'd imagine if you're as famous as Notch, you get huge amounts of shit on a daily basis.

You tell yourself "The haters are just proof that I matter."

You learn to love the hate. It's just another type of feedback, it lets you know that people are interested. Sure, their opinion is that you suck, but they're fucking morons, which is why they aren't worth a cool billion dollars.

Then you start using hate as a sign that you're doing the right thing. And you know what? As long as you've got a billion dollars, and not a small patreon, then you're probably still OK.

Didn't he do this the other week? He's still going?

why stop when youre correct and can make people rage with no effort

The absolute madman.

/u/xnotch I need to get my account for Minecraft back online. I haven't played it for like 4 years so I forgot all my info. Can you just send me the play files, cause I wanna check it out again.

Asking the important questions

Just log in with his account. His password is the 1488th word in mein kampf. In original german, of course.

What about Finland though?

not my notch

/u/xnotch Mayocide when?

It's okay to be white. Be proud of it. On fact, be sure to sign up on these white registration forms for record keeping purposes.

/u/BuiltTheSkyForMyDawn Is it OK to be white?

/u/xNotch why didn't you put the x at the end of your username like the Canadian band Bush^x had to for a couple of years in the mid-90s

Also: https://twitter.com/gromilin/status/936217492762103810?s=17

lol he ain't fuckin wrong

He had a choice of keeping this to himself or tweeting it out. I guess It's fun to have fuck you money!

There are no popular drama mods.

/u/xNotch look what you've done

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/7gmxqi/it_is_okay_to_be_white_meet_notch_he_has_386/

they like you now.

No it isn't.

I had no idea the creator of Minecraft was an r/drama mod. Notch I couldn't get minecraft to play on a Dell xps l321x but it works immaculately on a Dell latitude e6500, whats up with That? O yeah Dell xps's are pieces of shit.

Of course by the time I figured all this out two or three years ago, I realized I don't have to the patience to sit at home play Minecraft. More of a minecraft PE guy personally.

The point is, I want my 20 dollars back. You bastard.

Has this idiot nothing better to do aith his time and money than triggering people

It's not okay to be fat.

tim‏:

current event: Notch has more wealth than several countries

Christmas Gamie:

That's literally not relevant at all to the discussion at hand lmao.

tim‏:

it matters who is making the statement and why they are making the statement so you can discern the context

Wee-Woo wee-woo. Cuck Alert on Tim!

"White supremacist" just means "white person" at this point.