"I'm a 40yo stripper where do I go from there?" - /r/personalfinance gets an unusual challenge, and 12yo basement dwellers who never held a job give advice

59  2017-11-30 by IAintThatGuy

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The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.

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The 40 year olds will blow you in the VIP room for a pack of Newports.

/u/Ilcanm can you confirm stripper years work the same as dog years?

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You can find them during the tuesday afternoon shift.

>Web design, coding, blogging, some sort of Youtube channel

>some sort of Youtube channel

>r/personalfinance

Real estate isn't that bad of an idea. The removed comments aren't even that offensive, imho.

Real estate is a good suggestion. Any retard can sell a house. Add being a pretty lady into the equation and you're an expert.

pretty

40yo stripper, with nothing in the bank. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume it's a rough 40.

I'm surprised none of them suggested she find a cure for cancer, patent it, then live off the royalties.

I've tried to hold down 9-5 jobs without much success.

TBF, when they blast "Girls, Girls, Girls" in the cube farm, there's not really a "Center Stage" to parade around.

How can you be a stripper with massive anxiety?

Drugs and alcohol?

Yep, this is it. I know someone who had general anxiety and outright prostituted just by getting high, drunk, and involuntarily drugged. Developed PTSD and schizophrenia out of the whole ordeal, but still.

get into debt

Its actually really common.

i like my strippers experienced

Do you mean it in the same way I like my whore toothless?

Serbiam Film is not porn, moron.

Still jerked off to it. Really loved the part where the hero finally gets bussy.

Like a generic /r/drama poster.

bachelors degree in University Studies

What's University Studies? Do you learn how to get a degree or something?

A major for people with enough credits to graduate, but no coherent major.

Obviously they spent the whole time at university to try and understand what reasonable majors are and failed.

I love how they're trying to spin having 12k savings by 40 as a good thing. Unless they're somehow getting minimum wage as a stripper that's insane. I had more than that saved up after 1 year of working and I didn't make 20x as much as a stripper makes.

She's either the worst stripper ever, or she has major issues she didn't disclose. At the risk of sounding unoriginal, I'm going to go with "drug habit".

the last place I go for financial advice is fucking Reddit

Still better advice than /r/relationships.

Idk, I think their advice is typically pretty good. Their default is to break up, and that's typically the right thing to do considering the types of problems people post on r/relationships...

At least /r/incels gave practical advice. Horrible, illegal, stupid advice. But actionnable.

r/personalfinance is actually pretty good. Me and the GF have made major bank by following their advice. It's just that there are some situations where the most legitimate response is "you can't polish a turd."

example of good advice from that sub, go

Well, I don't have specific examples I can link to since I'm one of the rare r/drama posters with a healthy social life, but knowing the difference between a traditional IRA and a Roth IRA has been very useful in planning for our savings.

Knowing how the GOP tax plan could affect housing prices has been very useful, allowing me to divest myself of REIT stocks and making sure that I have enough of a downpayment on my new condo that my mortage payments won't be negatively impacted by the new deduction rules.

The sub is also proactive about warning people about the latest scams and since I handle a lot of money at work, it's useful to be alert to this stuff.

You be smart and start saving 22 years ago and retire on a fat stack.

Oh you didn't do that? Get welfare or some shit I guess.