u/WolfeTheMind projects their desire to suck the marrow from a child's breastbone onto reddit users. Now taking bets on whether he works for TYT or is Roy Moore.
So I've just been reading reddit posts all night about women faking orgasms and the motivations behind it. Commonly they do it because "I'm in a relationship and I can't always orgasm so I just fake it to help him finish and then we're both happy!"
Reasoning like this is interesting to me because my sexual relationships have always followed a pattern. We would have sex, she would usually always orgasm be it from the sex or from fore, mid, or after-play. If she isn't getting it from the sex no feeling were hurt and I would bring her there in other ways.
If she didn't feel the need to orgasm, however, I had no qualms. I always thought it was quite sexy as hell and we would play it off as if it were all just for me (or for her, we'd do it the other way around as well). Always thought it was very hot and was totally ok with shedding the extra task if she didn't want me to put effort into it. Of course I still would make the sex itself as fun for her as possible
Anybody else take advantage of the uncommon treat that is the girlfriend fucking you just to get you off
Coming from a family that tends to excel in sports such as blading, skating, skiiing, boarding, this seems above average forsure but come the fuck on. I suppose to basement trolls this seems incredible
u/WolfeTheMind do you know what really convinces people how little you care about getting downvoted for your creepy posts? Writing a long winded comment about it.
-Wielding the down arrow like it's a virtual excalibur, these knights of the knet show me who is really boss here! Unfortunately I'm numb to it, their virtual swords do nothing except agg me on. In fact I consider what I've done a service to others on reddit. They can feel good about themselves for even just a couple minutes. I will be disappointed if this post itself does not give a couple people the proud triumph of piercing the virtual heart of the evil villain that is random internet dude (me)
-Stab away, fellow redditors!
u/WolfeTheMind
This is quite possibly the most autistic thing I've ever read. Is that the reason you posted loli porn to an attractive woman doing stuff sub?
u/WolfeTheMind [S] M H -1 points 20 hours ago
Wielding the down arrow like it's a virtual excalibur, these knights of the knet show me who is really boss here! Unfortunately I'm numb to it, their virtual swords do nothing except agg me on. In fact I consider what I've done a service to others on reddit. They can feel good about themselves for even just a couple minutes. I will be disappointed if this post itself does not give a couple people the proud triumph of piercing the virtual heart of the evil villain that is random internet dude (me)
Stab away, fellow redditors!
Autism that distilled should come with a warning label!
23 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-01
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-01
u/WolfeTheMind projects their desire to suck the marrow from a child's breastbone onto reddit users. Now taking bets on whether he works for TYT or is Roy Moore.
1 poodlepaws 2017-12-01
He's got some quality comments:
So I've just been reading reddit posts all night about women faking orgasms and the motivations behind it. Commonly they do it because "I'm in a relationship and I can't always orgasm so I just fake it to help him finish and then we're both happy!" Reasoning like this is interesting to me because my sexual relationships have always followed a pattern. We would have sex, she would usually always orgasm be it from the sex or from fore, mid, or after-play. If she isn't getting it from the sex no feeling were hurt and I would bring her there in other ways. If she didn't feel the need to orgasm, however, I had no qualms. I always thought it was quite sexy as hell and we would play it off as if it were all just for me (or for her, we'd do it the other way around as well). Always thought it was very hot and was totally ok with shedding the extra task if she didn't want me to put effort into it. Of course I still would make the sex itself as fun for her as possible Anybody else take advantage of the uncommon treat that is the girlfriend fucking you just to get you off
1 LemonScore 2017-12-01
lol wtf
1 niexx 2017-12-01
superb stuff
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-12-01
More quality
1 poodlepaws 2017-12-01
This guy is the ultimate Chad-a-rooni!
1 WolfeTheMind 2017-12-01
Once again, a redditor who completely missed the point. What a surprise.
When the first Scary Movie came out were you pissed that it wasn't scary?
1 SirEvilMoustache 2017-12-01
No, I was pissed that it wasn't funny.
1 incineratechicken 2017-12-01
>missed the point
Missed the point that you're an edgi boi and a pedo?
1 SirEvilMoustache 2017-12-01
u/WolfeTheMind do you know what really convinces people how little you care about getting downvoted for your creepy posts? Writing a long winded comment about it.
1 Strictlybutters 2017-12-01
-Wielding the down arrow like it's a virtual excalibur, these knights of the knet show me who is really boss here! Unfortunately I'm numb to it, their virtual swords do nothing except agg me on. In fact I consider what I've done a service to others on reddit. They can feel good about themselves for even just a couple minutes. I will be disappointed if this post itself does not give a couple people the proud triumph of piercing the virtual heart of the evil villain that is random internet dude (me)
-Stab away, fellow redditors!
u/WolfeTheMind
This is quite possibly the most autistic thing I've ever read. Is that the reason you posted loli porn to an attractive woman doing stuff sub?
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-01
Wow he is so strong and brave and not at all cringy.. it's too bad ive gone through puberty bc he sounds like he has superior genes
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-12-01
I only wish I was a maiden fair so I could give my virgnity to him
:(
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-12-01
Thatsa spicy pasta!
1 CultOfCuck 2017-12-01
u/WolfeTheMind did someone wolf your mind?
1 pepperouchau 2017-12-01
Apparently he hates the Trans Siberian Orchestra too so nothing he says is of any merit
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-01
Who the fuck hates the Trans Siberian Orchestra, they are like the definition of balls out Christmas music
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-12-01
To be fair, hardly anyone in the Trans Siberian Orchestra is an underage girl.
1 izuerial 2017-12-01
That’s just odd, TSO makes very good music and their shows are also amazing.
1 Vikernes-chan 2017-12-01
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-12-01
Looks like he loves him some kraton too. Seems like a perfectly reasonable, well balanced person.
1 grungebot5000 2017-12-01
whoa that girl’s a regular Bryan Cranston
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-01
Autism that distilled should come with a warning label!