LEAKED: Flynn's official full statement to prosecutors

142  2017-12-01 by glmox

27 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2017-12-01

I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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1  scatmunchies 2017-12-01

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1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-01

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1  scatmunchies 2017-12-01

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1  i_am_gaybulous 2017-12-01

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1  scatmunchies 2017-12-01

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1  makes_people_cringe 2017-12-01

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1  incineratechicken 2017-12-01

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1  SPEZ_AKBAR 2017-12-01

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1  doughboy011 2017-12-01

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1  im-a-koala 2017-12-01

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1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-01

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1  aliceunknown 2017-12-01

Makes sense that he'd do it for a free lobster. He is poor, after all.

1  BigDaddy_Delta 2017-12-01

Still, we need to stop Eric

1  aliceunknown 2017-12-01

Eric's developmental disability would probably disqualify him from criminal responsibility or something.

1  ComedicSans 2017-12-01

STOP ERIC TRUMP

1  LadyVetinari 2017-12-01

Trumps large adult sons are my favorite characters though

1  ComedicSans 2017-12-01

I am pretty sure they are a secret experiment in whether hair-gel can become sentient.

1  GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-12-01

They're like Muppet characters without fully fleshed out personalities.

1  xoiz 2017-12-01

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-01

BUT IF HE DOES WILL HE FIND SMALLER AMERICANS INSIDE US?

1  LadyVetinari 2017-12-01

I thought Ruskies were animated sacks of vodka and potatoes controlled by the gnomes in hollow earth. Was I wrong??

1  glmox 2017-12-01

no

1  DannyLee90 2017-12-01

This, but unironically.

1  TheCodexx 2017-12-01

It's cool that he writes his name with "Retarded" at the end so there's no confusion.

1  tpgreyknight 2017-12-01

ERIC NO