Maybe you should have a stand-up meeting so you and the rest of the kids can play the dice game to determine who the statement pertains.
Maybe the team can work on a story and run through some automated tests followed by multiple production patches to determine the answer to a rather simple question.
good but you should have worked sprints in somehow (my recommendation is to change 4 weeks to referencing sprints) and you didn't specify what kind of tests (acceptance tests fits best here I think)
I also would recommend changing the first sentence to include 'rest of the kids in the scrum' but that's up to personal taste I suppose
It’s a pretty small city, and relative to most cities there’s not a huge hispanic subculture. I tried a lot of places but never found a place that could compare to even a random taqueria in the Mission. I don’t really have specific criteria, the difference in taste and freshness is just really apparent, and the places in Seattle don’t have a good selection of salsas.
Seattle is great for Asian/Indian/Ethiopian food tho.
A lot is also the food quality. In California, Mexicans take the food from the field directly to the taco truck. Thats some freshness thats hard to capture in Seattle.
Ironically it's almost impossible to find good Mexican street food in an ice restaurant. Never understood why, but after some point the more you pay the worse it is. This is probably why Seattle can't get good Mexican food, they assume it has to be some "foodie" thing instead of some cheap shit you buy out of a roach coach.
Ok, by op’s definition of al pastor I can think of 5 places with wildly different finished product. When that failed, I simply ask op to do his own work on his project
Little secret, it's like the differences in BBQ it's all BBQ but it depends on the region. My momma makes it one way, that spics momma makes it different. It's all the same but different.
It makes no sense, but it be that way.
Now eat your taco before I hit you with the Chancla.
He's trying to categorize Al Pastor like an idiot tho. People do regularly say they want a specific type of BBQ and even have a favorite regional variety. No Mexican says that they like "citrus" al pastor or "tough" al pastor though. Anybody who does say that would be immediately cackled at by me and every single Mexican I know.
It literally is tho. When someone asks you where to find the best slice of pepperoni pizza do you ask them what type of pepperoni pizza and then get all angry because they won't describe the specific type of pepperoni they prefer?
Fucking northerners arguing about pastor. They wouldn't know good pastor if it dueced a pineapple in their mouth. Hence why the one guy with an actual "recipe" doesn't even mention pineapple.
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1 supergauntlet 2017-12-01
Amazon or Microsoft?
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-01
Does it matter? DevOps is code for "i suck at both administration and coding, gib mone".
1 supergauntlet 2017-12-01
t. dumb devcuck assmad that someone gets paid more to do less work than him
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-01
MFW some agile kid thinks he programmer that makes more money bootstrapping shit nobody uses.
1 supergauntlet 2017-12-01
I've tried to parse the meaning out of this sentence like 4 times and I can't for the life of me figure out what on earth you meant by this.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-01
No surprise junior.
1 supergauntlet 2017-12-01
sorry I don't have the time or effort to put forth to decipher your autistic rambling, buddy
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-01
They're common terms from an industry you clearly don't work in, pal.
1 supergauntlet 2017-12-01
I understood all the words, the order you put them in doesn't make any sense.
Makes more money than what? What did you mean by this?
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-01
Maybe you should have a stand-up meeting so you and the rest of the kids can play the dice game to determine who the statement pertains.
Maybe the team can work on a story and run through some automated tests followed by multiple production patches to determine the answer to a rather simple question.
I'll wait 4 weeks for a response.
1 supergauntlet 2017-12-01
good but you should have worked sprints in somehow (my recommendation is to change 4 weeks to referencing sprints) and you didn't specify what kind of tests (acceptance tests fits best here I think)
I also would recommend changing the first sentence to include 'rest of the kids in the scrum' but that's up to personal taste I suppose
1 miraclebelly 2017-12-01
Good Mexican food just doesn’t exist in Seattle, closest is Tacos Chukis but that’s still subpar. So glad to be back in Commiefornia.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-12-01
I never get this, like in a whole city with all these restaurants there isn't one place that is good? What exactly is the criteria
1 miraclebelly 2017-12-01
It’s a pretty small city, and relative to most cities there’s not a huge hispanic subculture. I tried a lot of places but never found a place that could compare to even a random taqueria in the Mission. I don’t really have specific criteria, the difference in taste and freshness is just really apparent, and the places in Seattle don’t have a good selection of salsas.
Seattle is great for Asian/Indian/Ethiopian food tho.
1 lickedTators 2017-12-01
A lot is also the food quality. In California, Mexicans take the food from the field directly to the taco truck. Thats some freshness thats hard to capture in Seattle.
1 Hellkyte 2017-12-01
Ironically it's almost impossible to find good Mexican street food in an ice restaurant. Never understood why, but after some point the more you pay the worse it is. This is probably why Seattle can't get good Mexican food, they assume it has to be some "foodie" thing instead of some cheap shit you buy out of a roach coach.
1 devOpsEngineer 2017-12-01
Retarded assumption. There are also taco trucks in Seattle.
1 miraclebelly 2017-12-01
Yeah the taco truck outside of uncle Ike’s is probably the best now that I think about it.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-01
They're still not as good as down here tho
1 Hellkyte 2017-12-01
I've barely been able to find a decent corn tortilla outside of the south, let alone a taco. May be easier now but if so it's new(ish)
1 trapochaphouse 2017-12-01
/u/manofsea how you gonna mayosplain tacos to a Mexican? smdhf
1 pepperouchau 2017-12-01
You believe anyone in an /r/seattle thread isn't a Dave Matthews Band-American?
1 trapochaphouse 2017-12-01
There's probably a ~10% chance they could be some variety of chinaman. Still doesn't qualify them to have any kind of opinion on tacos.
1 whamm000 2017-12-01
Actually Mexicans culturally appropriated the process from Lebanese immigrants which sounds mighty problematic to me
1 JumbledFun 2017-12-01
it's pretty gross that /u/manofsea calls that one guy lazy because he's mexican. What a racist piece of shit
1 manofsea 2017-12-01
Or i am saying he is lazy for not trying taqueria’s or talk about the type of al pastor is looking for.
1 JumbledFun 2017-12-01
man lucky that lazy mexican has a white man to educate him on his cultural dishes. Got your good deed in for the day before the klan meeting later!
1 manofsea 2017-12-01
See my above answer.
1 JumbledFun 2017-12-01
How many times a day would you say you tell the eomen you work with how to do their jobs too?
1 SDIHTD 2017-12-01
I love drama over food, it's so hilarious to me for some reason.
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-12-01
/r/iamveryculinary
1 SDIHTD 2017-12-01
Fuck yeah!
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-01
/u/manofsea
If I let you Mayo-splain tacos to me will I be allowed to dry my back?
1 manofsea 2017-12-01
Ok, by op’s definition of al pastor I can think of 5 places with wildly different finished product. When that failed, I simply ask op to do his own work on his project
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-01
Little secret, it's like the differences in BBQ it's all BBQ but it depends on the region. My momma makes it one way, that spics momma makes it different. It's all the same but different.
It makes no sense, but it be that way.
Now eat your taco before I hit you with the Chancla.
1 manofsea 2017-12-01
That is what i was driving at.
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-01
Ever want to get beat senseless by a Beaner insult their mothers "Mole". Each kind is unique but if you say that isn't Mole, you a dead man lol.
1 trjb 2017-12-01
Instead of insulting it get her to a dermatologist, skin cancer is no joke.
1 ReallyConfusedMurray 2017-12-01
He's trying to categorize Al Pastor like an idiot tho. People do regularly say they want a specific type of BBQ and even have a favorite regional variety. No Mexican says that they like "citrus" al pastor or "tough" al pastor though. Anybody who does say that would be immediately cackled at by me and every single Mexican I know.
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-01
Yeah, it can taste widely different, but there is NO difference, all Al Pastor. You got it my man.
You earned yourself one free drywall job. Redeem it with any old Mexican man you see at your nearest Home Depot.
1 ReallyConfusedMurray 2017-12-01
I'm probably related to those old Mexican men. They'll do it for a six pack of Coronas.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-01
Al pastor can taste super different depending on the place, but so can most food. Just admit that you were being dumb.
1 manofsea 2017-12-01
Seriously?? Having that opinion is what pissed everyone off. Your thinking about op.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-01
It literally is tho. When someone asks you where to find the best slice of pepperoni pizza do you ask them what type of pepperoni pizza and then get all angry because they won't describe the specific type of pepperoni they prefer?
1 manofsea 2017-12-01
It is a preparation of pork but the actual flavor varies greatly, which is what the i was saying from the beginning.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-01
Yeah, that's not different kinds tho.
1 manofsea 2017-12-01
And i can think of 5 tacoeria’s with vastly different pastor.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-01
Me too, but they're all tacos al pastor
1 snappleteadrink 2017-12-01
Why is Seattle here so much all the sudden
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-12-01
They're very dramatic.
1 miraclebelly 2017-12-01
It’s winter and the SAD is kicking in
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-01
Lol /u/manofsea whitesplaining tacos al pastor to a Mehicano.
You're also very very wrong m80
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-01
Tacos al pastor = best taco 🔥
Fite me if u disagree
1 supergauntlet 2017-12-01
chorizo is a close second tbqfhwyf
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-01
Sounds like no one's ever put lengua in your taco before.
1 Hellkyte 2017-12-01
Fucking northerners arguing about pastor. They wouldn't know good pastor if it dueced a pineapple in their mouth. Hence why the one guy with an actual "recipe" doesn't even mention pineapple.
1 but-uh 2017-12-01
Oh manofsea show me where the pastor touched you.