"What do you do when you are ugly, but have high expectations?" - /r/AskWomen being /r/AskWomen

16  2017-12-02 by GARBAGE_MACHINE

38 comments

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Not one mention of not being obese 🤔🤔🤔

/u/BrandonWoelfelCrazy

Lower your expectations.

/u/Windmill_flowers That's not a popular sentiment here

🙌 /u/Windmill_flowers 🙌 is 🙌 so 🙌 woke 🙌

LOL HOW DID I FIND MYSELF HERE😂

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/u/idiosyncrassy

Well....this is an honest, serious answer ... [blah blah blah] ... SO, in conclusion: Have high expectations

Edgy

Thanks, it really makes my fidget spinners whirl.

Most of the replies were pretty reasonable. It looks like the bitter incels like svataben stayed away.

Reasonable advice? What the fuck are you talking about!?! The advice was of two types:

  1. “Be an intelligent and interesting person.” WTF? FUCK THAT! Ugly women who are interesting and interesting are still ugly, so who cares if they’re interesting. I’m not going to fuck her brain.

  2. “Dress nice, use makeup and change your hair.” WHY? So instead of a fat and unfuckably ugly woman in a crap dress, you’ll be a fat and unfuckably ugly woman in a nice dress with makeup? WHO CARES. I don’t want to fuck your dress or wear your makeup.

Good advice for ugly women would include:

  1. STOP EATING SO MANY CHEESE BURGERS YOU FAT FUCK, and

  2. Become a feminist, then you’ll have an excuse for being so ugly.

  3. Wear a t-shirt that reads “I swallow and do anal”. That will get you interested buyers.

Dunno the buy a ton of cats one was pretty good...

  1. I have to admit that that would catch my eye...

The top answer is "make yourself look pretty".

Why are you so angry, honeybee?

as a fat ugly woman, the post hit too close to home for him

I’m a man.

that's what you think, mayo

Let me just double check - yup, a man.

not yet lol

Why do Americans complain about fat people so much when you're all fat as fuck?

If everyone's fat, no one's fat.

in the US "fat" means 600lbs. no wonder they get angry.

These are actually all good tips.

Yeah, but it's the weekend, so this place is in need of some serious canning right now.

3. Wear a t-shirt that reads “I swallow and do anal”. That will get you interested buyers.

My kind of advice tbh. Mmmmmmm

you should wear one, you have nice tiddies :3

You want picture proof?

.... it's ok

Oh how the turn tables

Obviously you start a movement saying that there is health at any size.

u/LKdubbs you really think guys don't get told to lower their expectations and/or standards?

I know right. Every man, no matter how attractive, has had the following happen to him:

Girl: Hello Guy, my friend really likes you! -points to fat slag-.

Guy: Eh, no thanks. Just not interested.

Girl: OMG! How dare you! She puts herself out there for you, and this is how you react! What a pig!

All the replies were smart and helpful. Idk what drama you're trying to pretend happened here.

Just being a retard :(

Much more reasonable than the hysterical manchildren at /r/incels (GBNF) if you ask me.

What isn't though?

Beauty is not the “right” weight, race, gender. It’s not a perfect body. Beauty is already in you, no matter how you look.

Self-deception is such a funny thing ....

It's 2017. You ain't ugly, you just poor.

Best advice