Listen to me. They rabbi anybody and everybody over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their dicks clipped. There's no sword and olive branch in the tabernacle...
So filthy fucking heretics? I hear you man. Protestants bring tambourines in their churches....tambourines. Eating wonder bread and drinking Welches grape juice instead of imbibing the, transubstantiated, literal body and blood of Christ? Don't even care about the Pope? Miss me with that hell bound shit.
Yeah Catholics are obsessed with gold. We let the world think Jews are greedy meanwhile the Pope lives in an opulent palace in prime Italian real estate. Second best criminal organization ~2000 years running ain't bad.
December is Hanukkah month. I usually look up the exact date Hanukkah starts in october just to make sure I don't look retarded when my goy friends ask.
Gotta put a blue and silver bow on my Porsche Cayenne, brb.
This. I swear I'm going to focus on Christ every year and then people start throwing shit at me, then I feel obligated to go buy them shit and I end up buying into the satanic machine of american consumerism
If you don't like gay marriage and unisex public bathrooms, do us a favor and buy a one-way ticket to the caliphate, where gay marriage and unisex public bathrooms are banned.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-02
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1 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-12-02
Happy Xmas
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-02
Happy Hanukkah, you dumb fucking goys.
1 trjb 2017-12-02
Do you say it all 8 days or is it a one and done type situation?
1 subpoutine 2017-12-02
Well, she’s
a filthy fucking heathenReformed, so she does it 10 days ahead of time and doesn’t stop until New Year’s.1 trjb 2017-12-02
Are Reformed Jews like Protestants to Catholics?
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-02
And is there a significant difference on the hook of their nose or rubbing of their hands?
1 trjb 2017-12-02
Asking the important questions.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-02
Orthodox jews are usually poorer, tbh.
1 Strictlybutters 2017-12-02
Also, how do i convert my filthy goy cat?
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-02
Reformed = No to few fucks given
Conservative = Few to many fucks given
Orthodox = bat shit
1 trjb 2017-12-02
Cafeteria jews, smdh
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-02
My dad calls it humanistic judaism, I call it jewy atheism.
1 trjb 2017-12-02
So which level of Jew hell does that send you to?
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-12-02
One where there is world peace and the big banks don't exist.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-02
Sounds awful. Will I not be able to evade taxes there? ;_;
1 subpoutine 2017-12-02
delet urself
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-02
It's shabbos and you're using technology. SMDH. Does your rabbi know that you're a horrible jew?
1 trjb 2017-12-02
Jokes on you, /u/subpoutine has primo shabbos goy access.
1 subpoutine 2017-12-02
Listen to me. They rabbi anybody and everybody over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their dicks clipped. There's no sword and olive branch in the tabernacle...
1 trjb 2017-12-02
So filthy fucking heretics? I hear you man. Protestants bring tambourines in their churches....tambourines. Eating wonder bread and drinking Welches grape juice instead of imbibing the, transubstantiated, literal body and blood of Christ? Don't even care about the Pope? Miss me with that hell bound shit.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-02
On the doll, show me where the priest touched you.
1 trjb 2017-12-02
I wasn't a very sexy kid :(
1 Redactor0 2017-12-02
Complaining about tambourines when you people are all obsessed with gold candlesticks.
1 trjb 2017-12-02
Yeah Catholics are obsessed with gold. We let the world think Jews are greedy meanwhile the Pope lives in an opulent palace in prime Italian real estate. Second best criminal organization ~2000 years running ain't bad.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-02
December is Hanukkah month. I usually look up the exact date Hanukkah starts in october just to make sure I don't look retarded when my goy friends ask.
Gotta put a blue and silver bow on my Porsche Cayenne, brb.
1 buttermyself 2017-12-02
Is it War on Christmas season already?
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-02
Tis the first of Christmas today!
Even though Trumpy celebrated it yesterday LOL.
1 buttermyself 2017-12-02
The god-emperor started the war on the war on christmas early in a surprise attack. Libtards BTFO!
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-12-02
I had to put out my Santa's sleigh decoration with mounted 50cal on my roof early this year.
1 buttermyself 2017-12-02
It sounds like youll be having a merry war on christmas. Ive still got to get bullets to hang on my war on christmas tree.
1 ahbslldud 2017-12-02
lmao idiot
1 xKillerDreag 2017-12-02
American Zionists are batshit insane. Like 10x more retarded than your average evangelical pedophile defending Republican.
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-02
My k5 teacher was a Jew. I was confused when I learned later in forst grade that teachers weren't supposed to take your lunch money.
Also had a Jewish girls friend who never bit off my foreskin.
Why did I only encounter lame jews in my life?
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-12-02
I think you meant "Horst grade."
1 Pepperglue 2017-12-02
I thought if you are a good Christian you should hate what Christmas has become today, being all materialistic and no spiritual depth.
1 better_bot 2017-12-02
Yeah, see there's your problem. Shut the fuck up and go to church. They'll sort you out.
1 OnionBits 2017-12-02
This. I swear I'm going to focus on Christ every year and then people start throwing shit at me, then I feel obligated to go buy them shit and I end up buying into the satanic machine of american consumerism
1 none_to_remain 2017-12-02
The best part is Christmas is allowed in Syria outside of ISIS and Al Qaeda controlled regions.
1 shallowm 2017-12-02
Why is it that I can only see the tweet itself and none of the replies, or the tweet that the linked tweet is responding to? Is it just me?
1 none_to_remain 2017-12-02
It was similarly weird for me too. Twitter is pretty fucked.
1 shallowm 2017-12-02
I had the same problem for some other tweets that got a lot of attention. I wonder what's the problem.
1 blacknblue12 2017-12-02
oh no! a random piece of shit on the internet cant see all the things he wants a bloo blooo bloooooo
1 SpotNL 2017-12-02
The real question is why you don't want to see drama. Wtf are you even doing here?
1 shallowm 2017-12-02
What did he mean by this?
1 grshftx 2017-12-02
It takes some guts to say Merry Christmas in America. I admire this man's bravery.
1 shallowm 2017-12-02
If you don't like gay marriage and unisex public bathrooms, do us a favor and buy a one-way ticket to the caliphate, where gay marriage and unisex public bathrooms are banned.
1 Strictlybutters 2017-12-02
I heard its beautiful this time of year. The jihadi Riviera.
1 serialflamingo 2017-12-02
HAHA his name is "A. Wohl".
1 TrumpGolfCourse12 2017-12-02
Christmas isn't banned in Syria. It's a pretty big deal over there unless you're living in literal ISIS territory.
Jacob should shut the fuck up. Jews aren't even allowed to enter churches since they're dedicated to 'false gods', much less celebrate the religion.
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-02
Jacob is Jewish 😂😂😂
1 MayoIsSpicy 2017-12-02
This kid went to a high school near mine and tried to be my friend several times. He's weird af irl and I could never get away from him quick enough.
1 froibo 2017-12-02
He should write a children's book called The Jew Who Loves Christmas.