I once had an argument with a guy in Gregg's, (in Huddersfield, on the Piazza if anyone knows it), because I had to move from one part of the shop to the other to point out what I wanted to buy, and he wrongly assumed I was trying to jump the queue, and had a go at me. Since I got out of the shop before him, I waited outside and shouted obscenities at him as he exited the shop. You should never tangle with a random hungry Scot in Gregg's; we have a reputation for being mental to uphold, after all.
I waited outside and shouted obscenities at him as he exited the shop...
You then decided to sit down in the shop entrance, curl up in a big cardboard box, open a can of McEwan's Super Strength and just stay there for several days until the poluce moved you on.
However, the smile was wiped off Proctor’s face when police instead charged him with a public order offence on the grounds that he made the pastry “look like his penis” and, as a result, “behaved in a disorderly manner”, prosecutors said.
How is that a thing?
Reading from the victim’s statement, Mr Palmer added: “I was about 100 yards away from the male and I had a clear, unobstructed view. The street was very quiet at that time of day.
Literally dehumanizing him by reducing him to just his sex.
It seems like he got off mostly fine though:
Magistrates gave him a six-month conditional discharge after they found him guilty in absence of behaving in a disorderly manner, which caused harassment, alarm or distress.
Daniel Proctor made out like he was flashing his genitals at a woman early one morning outside McDonald’s, on Newcastle’s Grainger Street, a court heard.
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1 ____________13 2017-12-02
Imagine being this traumatised, even after you found out that it was just a pastry.
1 captainpriapism 2017-12-02
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1 double-happiness 2017-12-02
I once had an argument with a guy in Gregg's, (in Huddersfield, on the Piazza if anyone knows it), because I had to move from one part of the shop to the other to point out what I wanted to buy, and he wrongly assumed I was trying to jump the queue, and had a go at me. Since I got out of the shop before him, I waited outside and shouted obscenities at him as he exited the shop. You should never tangle with a random hungry Scot in Gregg's; we have a reputation for being mental to uphold, after all.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-12-02
Have you guys graduated to throwing acid in each other's faces, or is that still just a southern thing?
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-12-02
Sitting in shop doorways shouting at passers-by is a Scottish national pass-time.
1 double-happiness 2017-12-02
It wouldnae make any difference, 'cause we're all ugly as fuck anyway.
1 giroth 2017-12-02
You're only allowed to post here in Scottish burr from now on
1 double-happiness 2017-12-02
Away an' shite ya dobber!
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-12-02
You then decided to sit down in the shop entrance, curl up in a big cardboard box, open a can of McEwan's Super Strength and just stay there for several days until the poluce moved you on.
1 shallowm 2017-12-02
How is that a thing?
Literally dehumanizing him by reducing him to just his sex.
It seems like he got off mostly fine though:
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-12-02
Hey look! My hometown's in r/drama!