Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src
that's my point like I'm okay with aggressive daddies but when they turn around and backhand me for not saying sir I'm not going to go bitching about it on reddit
The thing that attracted me to my wife in part was her violent tendencies and instability. She was someone I could imagine doing things to me for real that previously only existed in my wildest fantasies... and she did. For years we've lived a heavy F/m dynamic, and I lived through what it was like to truly become a slave to a beautiful woman. I never thought she'd have the capacity to actually hurt me badly though.
?????? like quite literally the definition of sticking your dick in crazy
that's my point like I'm okay with aggressive daddies but when they turn around and backhand me for not saying sir I'm not going to go bitching about it on reddit
if he can describe his wife as violent and unstable unironically then he shouldn't be floored when she splits his dick in two
Aggressive daddies was and still is my bread and butter but yeah you know the cost of getting a cock piercing and you pay for it and i wish guys would take it out before a BJ metal and cum rarely taste good together.
I had an ex GF that wanted me to do stuff like this. Especially spanking with items until her ass was a purple mess. It made me feel terrible. My life experiences growing up make giving and receiving physical pain like that part of my "fight" response. We didn't last because I couldn't be what she wanted in that regards.
Bro there is kinky girls who wanna pinxh their nails into your back, ok i get that. But that shit is another level, that's just whipping and beating, those two are fucked in the head.
I've had gfs like that. It's like no you fucking psycho, I'm not choking you until you pass out. Take aaaall this shit right here and bring it to your therapist. Damn.
That's where you're very obviously wrong, kiddo. BDSM shit usually stems from physical or emotional abuse in development. It's not some genetic happenstance that you like to have your wife walk you around on a leash or that she wants you to beat the shit out of her.
Most girls are passive and submissive and want get off on a guy overpowering them. In other words, they have the mentality of a prey animal and want a predator to catch them. The neck is a really vulnerable area, so choking or biting them there makes them feel weak and overpowered. It's also why they like vampires.
My soon to be ex-wife is the most physically attractive woman I know. She was completely normal in public. This incident was the first time she caused permanent damage... and I rarely got to "stick it in her" -- I spent 99.9% of my time strictly locked in chastity and unable to orgasm.
It was narrated from Salim bin 'Abdullah that his father said:
"The Messenger of Allah said: "There are three at whom Allah will not look on the Day of Resurrection: The one who disobeys his parents, the woman who imitates men in her outward appearance, and the cuckold. (Sunan an-Nasa'i 2562)
Men are the protectors and maintainers of women, because Allaah has made one of them to excel the other...As to those women on whose part you see illโconduct, admonish them, refuse to share their beds, [and then] beat them (4:34)
No people who appoint a woman as their leader will ever prosper. (Sahih al-Bukhari 7099)
Finally, the one I believe may be the most relevant, other than the first one:
Narrated Abu Sa`id Al-Khudri:
Once Allah's Messenger (๏ทบ) went out to the Musalla (to offer the prayer) of `Id-al-Adha or Al-Fitr prayer. Then he passed by the women and said, "O women! Give alms, as I have seen that the majority of the dwellers of Hell-fire were you (women)." They asked, "Why is it so, O Allah's Messenger (๏ทบ) ?" He replied, "You curse frequently and are ungrateful to your husbands. I have not seen anyone more deficient in intelligence and religion than you. A cautious sensible man could be led astray by some of you." The women asked, "O Allah's Messenger (๏ทบ)! What is deficient in our intelligence and religion?" He said, "Is not the evidence of two women equal to the witness of one man?" They replied in the affirmative. He said, "This is the deficiency in her intelligence. Isn't it true that a woman can neither pray nor fast during her menses?" The women replied in the affirmative. He said, "This is the deficiency in her religion." (Sahih al-Bukhari 304)
It is very possible that /u/twistymaggot was a sensible man who was led astray by his wife. May Allah guide him and guide us all.
See your problem here is thinking that these people are normal. Normal people would be in shock and would need some time to get over their dick being split like a hotdog in a microwave. These people just care about the next sexual thrill.
Thanks. She was thankfully only charged with 2nd misdemeanor domestic violence (surprisingly). I didn't want it to be felony DV. Unfortunately, even without the felony, this is a deportable crime; if she is convicted (I'm not sure how she couldn't be), her degree will be useless because she will be unemployable in her field; her bond was refused, so she's stuck in jail... despite the serious injury, I feel very sorry for her and am feeling guilty... and nervous about how she will retaliate when she gets out. But yes, divorce is on the near-term horizon.
What are the chances that he mailordered a sadomasochist from some shit tier former Soviet block country?
You know my sexual fantasies are stuff like having anal sex while the girl roleplays as an anime cat girl. In the grand scheme of things that seems pretty vanilla and im glad for that.
If this was an isolated incident, I might've understood and wouldn't have kinkshamed, but his wife has done abusive stuff before too. I've read before that partners who are being abused somehow rationalize the abuse though and stay with the abusive partner, so I guess that explains it.
To anyone who enters into a D/s relationship and expects something built on care, discussion, and mutual respect yet finds the power dynamic leads to something abusive I have nothing but sympathy. I've had this experience myself, and I get extremely angry and upset when I see what appears to be an abusive D/s dynamic.
OP acknowledged and stated that he was perfectly happy with the fact his wife didn't care about him. He said that he needed his wife to constantly physically and emotionally abuse him. His posts effectively bordered on bragging about the new ways his wife found to hurt him. He stated that he was a special type of submissive that needed to constantly be dehumanized and degraded and implied other submissives weren't as true as him.
I've only encountered a few victims, but they tend to have things in common. They hated the abuse. They told themselves that it was their fault. They tried to pretend their partner cared about them. They tried to hide the abuse.
OP actively advertised his abuse to anyone who'd listen. He told everyone about the new things his wife had done to hurt him. He stated that he specifically didn't care about whether or not his wife cared about him in any way. Asked for feedback on even more dangerous and frightening blackmail contracts. His stories became so extreme many stopped believing them. I eventually reached the point where I started to believe that OP suffers from some sort of Munchausen's.
Im probably just as sick as your wife ,๐๐๐Go her ๐Thats some real crazy bitch shit .She deserves an award for that ๐Makin new playin feilds for us crazy woman ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-03
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1 Throwawayfuckarmatbh 2017-12-03
Wow, I sure do pity this dumbass for his dumb and unreasonable life choices.
1 nmx179 2017-12-03
Homeboy pretty much crammed a firecracker up his bussy and lit the fuse.
1 shallowm 2017-12-03
Yeah...no.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-12-03
I'm pretty sure that the only people really into hardcore BDSM are the ones with more issues than Playboy.
1 nithingpole 2017-12-03
along those lines, he's also into cryptocurrency
1 twistymaggot 2017-12-03
You are kidding, right?
1 Cat_Waffles 2017-12-03
thats fucked
1 i_am_gaybulous 2017-12-03
?????? like quite literally the definition of sticking your dick in crazy
1 SwankDogsbody 2017-12-03
He was living the dream.
1 i_am_gaybulous 2017-12-03
pfft maybe if your dream involves... gussy ๐คข
1 SwankDogsbody 2017-12-03
You don't want some crazy bitch stomping you in the nuts every day?
Fucking sicko.
1 i_am_gaybulous 2017-12-03
au contraire, monsieur, but i'm not going to complain about it afterwards
1 stevemisor 2017-12-03
Can't lie
If she was hot enough and acted semi-normal in public I would put up with her
at least until the dick torture started
1 i_am_gaybulous 2017-12-03
that's my point like I'm okay with aggressive daddies but when they turn around and backhand me for not saying sir I'm not going to go bitching about it on reddit
if he can describe his wife as violent and unstable unironically then he shouldn't be floored when she splits his dick in two
1 OniTan 2017-12-03
I can gay bash you if you want.
1 i_am_gaybulous 2017-12-03
๐ please sir
1 crimsonchibolt 2017-12-03
Aggressive daddies was and still is my bread and butter but yeah you know the cost of getting a cock piercing and you pay for it and i wish guys would take it out before a BJ metal and cum rarely taste good together.
1 i_am_gaybulous 2017-12-03
fucking honestly like I'm trying to suck YOUR dick not the Silver Surfer's
1 youpostyoudie 2017-12-03
woo wee this joke sucks dick
1 i_am_gaybulous 2017-12-03
oh shut up you harpy
1 Ennui2778 2017-12-03
I thought it was funny.
1 DefectiveDetective 2017-12-03
You'd put up with this?
1 stevemisor 2017-12-03
how big are the titties?
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2017-12-03
I had an ex GF that wanted me to do stuff like this. Especially spanking with items until her ass was a purple mess. It made me feel terrible. My life experiences growing up make giving and receiving physical pain like that part of my "fight" response. We didn't last because I couldn't be what she wanted in that regards.
1 rewind45 2017-12-03
Bro there is kinky girls who wanna pinxh their nails into your back, ok i get that. But that shit is another level, that's just whipping and beating, those two are fucked in the head.
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-12-03
1 rewind45 2017-12-03
?
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-12-03
nails into your back is vanilla af
1 ahbslldud 2017-12-03
I've had gfs like that. It's like no you fucking psycho, I'm not choking you until you pass out. Take aaaall this shit right here and bring it to your therapist. Damn.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-03
There are way too many girls with choking fetishes. I don't get it
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-12-03
Think how you would be if you were a petite fuckhole with legs and just enough brainpower to handle the groceries.
1 giroth 2017-12-03
That's /u/pizzashill levels of women-hating right there
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-12-03
I'm just kidding. Women like to be choked because it is the Year of the Woman.
1 ahbslldud 2017-12-03
Right? Literally why? All I know is I want exactly 0% to do with that shit.
1 zergling_Lester 2017-12-03
The kill bill guy literally accidentally choked himself to death, maybe it just feels really good?
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-03
No, there's definitely a much deeper emotional aspect to it
1 churm92 2017-12-03
I'm confused, is Reddit against kink shaming or for it...?
I honestly don't give a shit what people do in their bedroom. You don't get to choose what gets your rocks off, that's your Genetic DNA coding.
1 EternallyMiffed 2017-12-03
"Reddit" isn't for anythin.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-03
I'm for any kind of shaming tbh
1 Mort_DeRire 2017-12-03
That's where you're very obviously wrong, kiddo. BDSM shit usually stems from physical or emotional abuse in development. It's not some genetic happenstance that you like to have your wife walk you around on a leash or that she wants you to beat the shit out of her.
1 TinyPhonesAreGreat 2017-12-03
There's a huge difference between being basically submissive and wanting a guy to grab your neck a little and literally being choked out
1 morerokk 2017-12-03
Almost all women have a submissive streak.
It's a bit fucked up. Most women are submissive in some way, and the dominant ones are the "Russian women crushing balls with sledgehammers" type.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-03
It's more of a choking thing. A girl I hooked up with told me she came after me because I had big hands to choke her with. The fuck?
1 TinyJibble 2017-12-03
> tfw tiny baby hands
Why live?
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-03
There's no reason. I'll give you $19 if you slit your thrust with a spork
1 Khungghar 2017-12-03
It's over
1 TinyJibble 2017-12-03
Handcel sui pact when?
1 backltrack 2017-12-03
Cheryl?
1 OniTan 2017-12-03
Most girls are passive and submissive and want get off on a guy overpowering them. In other words, they have the mentality of a prey animal and want a predator to catch them. The neck is a really vulnerable area, so choking or biting them there makes them feel weak and overpowered. It's also why they like vampires.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-03
"They have the mentality of a prey animal and want a predator to catch them."
...what?
1 friendlysoviet 2017-12-03
Sounds like a normal human being.
1 kermit_was_right 2017-12-03
Send her my way.
1 rewind45 2017-12-03
What the fuck, that nigga is sick. And so is that women.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-12-03
That looks like nothing but really superficial bruising and redness.
1 shallowm 2017-12-03
He wasn't just tolerating it, he wanted her to be crazy:
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-12-03
Violent psycho doms are like a blade without a handle - there's no safe way to grab them.
1 twistymaggot 2017-12-03
My soon to be ex-wife is the most physically attractive woman I know. She was completely normal in public. This incident was the first time she caused permanent damage... and I rarely got to "stick it in her" -- I spent 99.9% of my time strictly locked in chastity and unable to orgasm.
1 Harradar 2017-12-03
Sticking your dick in crazy is best avoided, but letting crazy stick things in your dick is on another level.
1 twistymaggot 2017-12-03
You can't control what you are attracted to, unfortunately. I wish I was vanilla. It would make life easier.
1 Honk4Tits 2017-12-03
Whole lot of crazy out there, I couldn't imagine being with a heartless bitch like that. Then again I couldn't imagine piercing my dick.
1 twistymaggot 2017-12-03
It's really not as bad as you might think...
1 Why_We_Need_Islam 2017-12-03
1 TinyJibble 2017-12-03
You can't just post it everywhere, you gotta save it for the right occasion homie.
1 Why_We_Need_Islam 2017-12-03
ุจุณู ุงููู ุงูุฑุญู ู ุงูุฑุญูู
ุงูุญู ุฏ ููู ูุงูุตูุงุฉ ูุงูุณูุงู ุนูู ุฑุณูู ุงููู ูุนูู ุขูู ูุตุญุจู ูู ู ููุงู
Finally, the one I believe may be the most relevant, other than the first one:
It is very possible that /u/twistymaggot was a sensible man who was led astray by his wife. May Allah guide him and guide us all.
1 oshnyve 2017-12-03
10/10
1 OnionBits 2017-12-03
Saved
1 OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-12-03
WTF i love Islam now. But entirely unironically now.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-12-03
Imagine being such a kafir that you don't think this novelty account belongs everywhere, inshallah.
1 CultOfCuck 2017-12-03
Only a, (Allah forgive me for saying this) a mayo, would write such a thing.
1 shallowm 2017-12-03
Apparently his wife has done abusive stuff before, but he didn't really do anything about it.
He responded to that comment with a picture of his ripped penis, if you're interested.
1 i_am_gaybulous 2017-12-03
pictured: /u/throwawayfreak44 finally finds a girl who shares his dick mutilation fetish
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-12-03
The best part is /u/lesser_male even goes as far as saying he did it himself after providing proof.
Dude, you high? You sound like a meth head buddy. You tweaking?
1 OniTan 2017-12-03
Guess we found someone worse than incels. They only drive a nail through their dicks.
1 Alexlincoln2 2017-12-03
i was expecting a lot worse tbh
1 Masterthrowaway9001 2017-12-03
What the fuck. That shriveled ball of mush used to be a dick?
And OP just nonchalantly adds a frowny face like 'darn it, I've gone and had my genitals permanently disfigured again, oh well'
I think I've had enough bussy for one day.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-12-03
See your problem here is thinking that these people are normal. Normal people would be in shock and would need some time to get over their dick being split like a hotdog in a microwave. These people just care about the next sexual thrill.
1 Strictlybutters 2017-12-03
What are the chances that he mailordered a sadomasochist from some shit tier former Soviet block country?
1 rewind45 2017-12-03
You know my sexual fantasies are stuff like having anal sex while the girl roleplays as an anime cat girl. In the grand scheme of things that seems pretty vanilla and im glad for that.
1 Alexlincoln2 2017-12-03
you still deserve to die for being a deplorable though
1 OnionBits 2017-12-03
As long as it's not a loli it's okay
Loli love is wrong
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-12-03
thats hot
1 DistortedLines 2017-12-03
In a fake erotica story sure yea, but wtf is wrong with this guy?
1 shallowm 2017-12-03
If this was an isolated incident, I might've understood and wouldn't have kinkshamed, but his wife has done abusive stuff before too. I've read before that partners who are being abused somehow rationalize the abuse though and stay with the abusive partner, so I guess that explains it.
1 DistortedLines 2017-12-03
Yea its really sad. He said he feels guilty too for getting her locked up.
1 OniTan 2017-12-03
Lock her up!
1 twistymaggot 2017-12-03
It was indeed extremely hot and awesome until my dick got ripped in half :-(
1 Setalect 2017-12-03
like
1 OniTan 2017-12-03
/u/twistymaggot just punch her in the face. She'll be eating from a straw for months. You're much stronger.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-12-03
Something tells me you're missing the point of that whole "fem-dom" thing.
1 bareballzthebitch 2017-12-03
No kinkshame please.
1 glmox 2017-12-03
finally, a man with taste
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-12-03
You never go full marsupial!
1 Charles_Thunderpenis 2017-12-03
Lunatic degenerate acts like a lunatic
Really makes you ๐ค๐ค๐ค
1 bishlasagna 2017-12-03
How does a person rip a dick in two then walk away like it's no big deal?
1 OniTan 2017-12-03
How can rips be real if our dicks aren't real?
1 Harbingeromen 2017-12-03
So how are there kids taking it?
1 CC3940A61E 2017-12-03
dick's retracting into me for safety as i read this
1 yourmumsanargonian 2017-12-03
I feel like I should be allowed to kink shame this guy. Just him.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-12-03
Sounds healthy
1 EternallyMiffed 2017-12-03
Shiggy Diggy
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-12-03
/u/lesser_male victim blame much?
1 lesser_male 2017-12-03
To anyone who enters into a D/s relationship and expects something built on care, discussion, and mutual respect yet finds the power dynamic leads to something abusive I have nothing but sympathy. I've had this experience myself, and I get extremely angry and upset when I see what appears to be an abusive D/s dynamic.
OP acknowledged and stated that he was perfectly happy with the fact his wife didn't care about him. He said that he needed his wife to constantly physically and emotionally abuse him. His posts effectively bordered on bragging about the new ways his wife found to hurt him. He stated that he was a special type of submissive that needed to constantly be dehumanized and degraded and implied other submissives weren't as true as him.
I've only encountered a few victims, but they tend to have things in common. They hated the abuse. They told themselves that it was their fault. They tried to pretend their partner cared about them. They tried to hide the abuse.
OP actively advertised his abuse to anyone who'd listen. He told everyone about the new things his wife had done to hurt him. He stated that he specifically didn't care about whether or not his wife cared about him in any way. Asked for feedback on even more dangerous and frightening blackmail contracts. His stories became so extreme many stopped believing them. I eventually reached the point where I started to believe that OP suffers from some sort of Munchausen's.
1 FannyTicklez 2017-12-03
Im probably just as sick as your wife ,๐๐๐Go her ๐Thats some real crazy bitch shit .She deserves an award for that ๐Makin new playin feilds for us crazy woman ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐