Post boozy. Also learn the symptoms of liver failure. Well, unless you’re white in which case keep on chugging!

I drink about 12 * 16oz a day of beer myself.

Lmao never stop drinking

So basically you're running a power washer through your urethra 24/7?

God blessed you with a special bladder. Take care of yourself and make sure your talents don't go to waste.

What is your average blood pressure? You should worry about blowing a kidney out.

I'm guessing you're in your mid-late 20s or so. I've been a pretty heavy drinker for about 12 years and eventually you're gonna notice some pain/tenderness in your liver area and your blood pressure will go up drastically as the liver becomes crappier.

Also, read about hepatic encephalopathy. Long term alcoholism can literally make you retarded. I seent it firsthand in family members (alcoholism runs in my family).

wtfuxlolwut's advice is actually good, except for the ibogaine part. You can still drink, just cut it way, way down, gradually if desired. Cold turkey can suck, especially as your mind starts working overdrive and you feel like you're 'thinking too much'. At least, that's how I manifest after detoxing for a couple weeks.

Whatever your problems are, at least you're not the guy who nailed his dick to a board. Just get some sleep and you'll do better tomorrow.

Maybe you have a sleep disorder that's contributing to your alcoholism? Would you drink less if you could get a sound night's sleep without it?

Dude, you gotta watch out. You're gonna get eaten by aswangs if you're up drinking all night. Maybe try some melatonin and see if you can get into a good day/night cycle and then cut back on the booze.

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Just fuck the country's many cheap whores.

Your wife doesn't mind you being a huge drunk?

she's probably out banging some guy with a functioning liver as we speak

How do you work if you're drunk all the time?

Yeah, but at least you aren't Anthony Burch.

What your saying is you drink 2 750ml bottles of hard liquor a day? (I'm not good with freedom units) that will kill you fairly quickly if you keep it up. If you are ok with that keep it up if you would prefer not kys I'd suggest changing your drug of choice to something you can binge that hard on and not completely destroy your liver. If you want to stop completely get some benzos before hand for the alcohol withdrawals. Then get some ibogaine eat that shit have a horrible bad trip for up to 24hrs but hopefully wake up no longer psychologically addicted to booze. eat some benzos once you come down to stop the shakes and seizures from lack of booze. After all that if your still alive you won't want to drink anymore.

Idk there is a shocking number of old alcoholics in my town. There's this dude who's like 80 and he comes into the liquor store every day for liquor and cigs. Doctors have been telling him he's going to die soon for 40 years

Yeah but is doing more than a bottle a day? Even for a srs drinker that's a lot. People often overlook the fact that booze is one of the hardest drugs out there because it's legal. TBH personally I'd prefer to go through opiate withdrawals than serious alcohol withdrawals. The opiate withdrawals make you feel like death the alcohol withdrawals can kill you.

I don't know his exact habits but he is also known to drink hand sanitizer. Dunno how he's still alive

He sanatises his liver obviously.

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Telling people not to kys

/r/cripplingalcoholism/

Go to your people.

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Two fifths a day is excessive. Cut it down to less than four drinks per day otherwise you are a binge drinker.

I don't think it's considered a binge drinking if you drink all day every day.

Switch to nothing stronger than beer or weak cider. You'll still be a useless parasite on society, but that way you'll be a pathetic waste of space for far longer.

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It will get better, i am now an upstanding citizen who only drinks after work.

To save money you should stop buying fifths and start buying handles.

How do you not get alcohol poisoning. I refuse to believe you're downing 2 fifths a day.