Randomactsofblojobs amd randomactsofsexiness keep removing my posts asking if anyone wants to have phone fuck. can't i ask this and not be silenced? ITS A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU
come on loveme, i only want to give you a free virus scan bc i work for microsoft. just give me your number and we can straighten your computer right out. i also have some limited time gifts if you call now! free shipping!
Over the phone, I can't shit down your throat and force feed you salmonella-contaminated chicken skin while you're strapped to my toilet, so what's the point?
i could be your sonic toilet baby. i can deal with the shit but raw chicken is going to far. safe word, safe word! SAFE WORRRRBBBBBBGGGHHUUUURRRGBLUUUAAAAA
17 comments
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-03
https://imgur.com/NzrAZ65
1 TheEquimanthorn 2017-12-03
I nutted
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-03
:( i didn't
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-03
Me and /u/lovemesometoasts want to make a sandwich and we're willing to make a special kitty sandwich 😼
1 Think_Once 2017-12-03
A threesome with yourself and a random chick from reddit? That's just newspeak of "I masturbate to /r/rule34".
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-03
Rule34 is the reason God won't talk to us anymore.
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-03
Pm then pussy
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-03
/u/lovemesometoasts justdoit.gif !!!
1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-12-03
no
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-03
:(
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-03
the more sober i get the more i regret posting this.... I MEAN, HAHA IT WAS JUST A JOKE GUYS. HAHA GET IT?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-03
I mean any shitpost is better than those fuckers posting YouTube videos. Fuck you /u/urdu1tv. Fuck you!
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-03
aw thanks ed :3 you're the best
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-03
come on loveme, i only want to give you a free virus scan bc i work for microsoft. just give me your number and we can straighten your computer right out. i also have some limited time gifts if you call now! free shipping!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-03
I smell a bamboozle!!
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-03
i actually have one bamboozle left in stock, how lucky for you! mastercard or visa?
1 shallowm 2017-12-03
You look like 98% of the sissy bitches I destroy daily. Go ahead and tribute and dm me so I can show you what the fuck a domme really is 👌🏼💯🖕🏼
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-03
Over the phone, I can't shit down your throat and force feed you salmonella-contaminated chicken skin while you're strapped to my toilet, so what's the point?
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-03
i could be your sonic toilet baby. i can deal with the shit but raw chicken is going to far. safe word, safe word! SAFE WORRRRBBBBBBGGGHHUUUURRRGBLUUUAAAAA