r/Politics denizen is convinced that Blumpf is about to start a nuclear war with N. Korea because Fat Kim's nukes are likely to hit 'Blue State strongholds'

90  2017-12-03 by Matues49

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I mean... who would be sad about LA getting nuked?

Only three things can survive a nuclear blast.

  1. Twinkies

  2. Cockroaches

  3. Mods

Well, a $70 million mansion better has a nuclear bunker.

/u/xnotch

Yo notch, your mansion have a nuclear bunker?

Me. My t is high af

You said "cockroaches" twice.

Twinkies twice as well.

Ecoli, Wasps, Fruitflies, and a small fish called a mummichog can survive a nuclear blast too.

yes

A mod? No, if we don't get them all at once, it might spread.

I wouldn't be suprised if he's never even stepped foot inside it and bought it cause why not.

I like the mods! The mods are good people and they're fun.

After that recent test I woke up and saw the headline "NORTH KOREAN NUKE CAN REACH WASHINGTON DC" and I thought "YES PLEASE"... would be nice to find a way to evacuate the innocent Black people who live there first.

They voted for the crackhead. They have it coming.

the innocent Black people

There's no such thing. They are all complicit in Yakub's crime.

Spoilers: you won't get fallout, but maybe something three times worse than anime if LA gets nuked.

No such thing can exist... Right?

Hell, I live in LA and I pray for it.

Same. Rep your hood, nibba. 91604 holla at me.

Now THIS is 4D chess.

If LA goes, pedophilia and rape would all but disappear. This may be a worthwhile exchange.

That's a silly thing to say, given how the Vatican would still be intact.

Fuck outta here with that hateful anti-Catholic propaganda.

Peace be with you.

Also every Muslim country on Earth except Benin.

I knew a dude from Benin. Cool guy.

Any decent Muslim country on earth according to freedom house

If he was representative of Benin as a whole I can imagine that's true. One of the nicest guys I know.

the Vatican would still be intact.

...AND willing.

You'd have to nuke Alabama too.

A concentrated strike on Tuscaloosa would be fine by me, tbf.

The British Isles and France would still exist

dont think theres a lot of family values types in la broseph

Why would he nuke his fanboys?

it’s way cheaper

Some will almost certainly target the US stockpiles of nuclear weapons. Goodbye, Nebraska.

And then you get more retardation like this guy who clearly has no idea how a nuclear weapon works

Actually he isn't wrong. A first strike policy is based around preventing your enemy from being able to have a second strike. Although he's wrong about the place, it's montana and Colorado that have a majority of the land basedd nukes now, most of our outside Kimball county have been deactivated

If the enemy is the soviet union with 20,000 nukes sure. If the enemy is rocket man who has 5 nukes it is pointless to try. Even with perfect aim the US still would have enough to nuke the norks to extinction a thousand times over.

And they'd be coming from nuclear subs in the region not from the US proper

WTF I love Rocket Man now.

Is there a radical centrist version of /r/politics because I like being up to speed but I’m also getting terminal cancer from that sub

/r/neoliberal. Dumb often but centrist (leaning left).