/r/CringeAnarchy upsets the knights from LateStageCapitalism, who rush in to defend the footwear of their beloved half-shaved head womyn

120  2017-12-04 by GadolBoobies

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I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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Lots of "in all fairness" and "to be honest" smug trolling in that thread, holy shit.

"Actually..."

They're right tho.

stfu ya big stupid tranny

Apologize 😡

/u/quite88 she is stupid, but don't be mean just because xe is a tranny.😱

Go suck your boyfriend.

🤤🤤🤤

To be fair

For example, totally cringeanarchy regular /u/Aerik defended m'lady not once, not even twice, but thrice: 1, 2, 3! Unfortunately it seems that he wasn't feeling very creative that day...

couldn't be that somebody bought her a present or something

Maybe from her daddy but definitely not from her dad.

Surely she will touch his peepee if he defends m'lady 3 times

Was it actually /r/LateStageCapitalism? I was looking through the comments section and noticed that it didn't resemble the usual /r/CringeAnarchy comments section at all, then realized that it's because the post had hit /r/all (over 2K comments and 20K upvotes).

Lotta proud comrades in that thread.

Feminists and communists are about 1000000000% more common here, than in the real world.

People on reddit are usually more well off than the average, so that makes sense; they can afford to be communists.

And traps.

I've had maybe 3 conversations with trannies in my life, I must've seen more than 100 claim to be trans on Reddit.

I live close to the hipster section of my city and have ran into probably 10 tranies in the past three years.

Any cute ones?

Not even close

This is what I always tell people complaining about "SJWs" and communists. If you think they're an actual problem, you spend too much time on the internet.

Just making that claim up aren't ya?

r/CringeAnarchy does have a lot of users who are tired of the TD influx and their BS but by now, either they give up and don't comment or just are downvoted and labeled as "snowflakes"

Caring about downvotes

Not wanting to be called a snowflake

lol, stfu Ed and go take your stroke medicine before you have another.

I love how you're sweaty in your pic https://i.imgur.com/EAIbIle.jpg

I love how you stand a good chance of being nominated for, and winning, some r/drama yearly awards for your gigantic emotional meltdown!

That's the point you dumbass! Here's another one.

Who the fuck are you?

Now EBT has a r/drama stalker before I do, I'm very upset

Did you just Reddit dox him? You better not Reddit dox me!

We can make a deal ahem ahem

We can make a deal ahem ahem

Edit: You're profile header is a bit unsettling to say the least. Also thisssss

https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoKitties/comments/7hea1a/i_give_up/

That is adorable!! TLDR on the game? I thought it was something like r/DogeCoin

We can make a deal ahem ahem

Whose pants should I be unzipping?

Edit: You're profile header is a bit unsettling to say the least. Also thisssss

It was a self portrait.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoKitties/comments/7hea1a/i_give_up/

That is adorable!! TLDR on the game? I thought it was something like r/DogeCoin :p

It's like if tulip mania was cats.

Whose pants should I be unzipping?

Mine. Duh. Or maybe yours but the end goal stays the same 😏

It's like if tulip mania was cats.

That's not a TLDR! Now I'm even more confused ಠ_ಠ

It's like if tulip mania was cats.

That's not a TLDR! Now I'm even more confused ಠ_ಠ

You can breed the cats with some rudimentary gene system, each cat has a cool down dictating how often they can breed. Each breeding makes that cool down longer, as is true of used up whores in real life. The cats are honeytraps so they can be both mother and father. The genes dictate what the cats themselves look like and your cat is uniquely yours on the ethereum block chain.

Cheapest cats are going for $20+ right now and their value keeps raising at tulip mania rates as it chokes out the ethereum network.

I'm pretty in the know, I already had metamask installed, I have a cs degree, I have a decent amount of eth sitting around

So you're just slumming around these parts, then

I am but a tiny drop of bussy juice to the radiant light of sarcasm and irony that is this sub. Inshallah brother.

That kind of existential humbleness is refreshing

That fucking kittens game, I thought there would be a way to generate a few low-level kittens before trading started. I guess it's nice to see a graphical instance of an ETH DAPP usecase

It really is pretty ridiculous that the only way to start out is either to buy a gen 0 cat or buy a cat from another person. Ideally there would be worse gen cats that you can place an order in and just get one.

...is that an alt account specifically created to respond to an EBT comment?

And I thought I'd seen everything

Happens when it hits r/all. Attracts the retards.

let's be honest, it attracts a different breed of retards, but its always retards on that subreddit

OP's spinning himself a story about gommunist infiltrators because he didn't get the memo that class politics isn't just for loony SJWs anymore.

Why do you downvote? Are you really that sad of a person that you have little fits of spite and have to reach out through a medium that has nothing to do with validity? You do realize karma is worthless right? And that downvoting a comment doesn't do anything to the legitimacy of what's in the post right? Or do you just ignore all of that because you're butthut and have to lash out like a baby in need of a circumcision? I mean seriously! You can't have a conversation with someone on the internet without angrily clicking the downvote button? Do you feel like you've had vengeance on him or something? I personally don't care about downvotes either way (by all means, call your silly downvote brigade on me, it means nothing at all to me), but I just find it funny how seriously you and others like yourself actually take these imaginary internet points. Reddit really is all you have, huh? Damn do I feel bad for you. But you know what? I don’t care! I’ll rake in the coal! Go ahead and press that down arrow, I know you're itching to do it. Think you're contributing to the community? "Doing your civic duty"? Nope. You're just decreasing a meaningless number on the internet. You just want to hop on the bandwagon. Well POUNCE! O can hear you as your feet land on the cold real steel of the inside of the wagon. You know what? Enjoy the ride, for now. Maybe even stick your head out the window and feel the breeze while you reflect on the importance of your downvote to me. I'll even give you my word, this isn't even my primary account, kiddo. Downvote away, downvote to your heart's content. But listen kid, please remember rule 1 of reddit. Treat the other people commenting as if they are human beings. It is fascinating, however, that people ignore the fact that I am right just because the first two people downvoted me. From that point it is just snowballs. When people see downvotes, do they neglect their own ability or reason? It is similar to the fallacy of poisoning the well. Once they see the fact that others disagree, they assume that the person must be wrong, even if undeniable truth is on the other side. It is an interesting phenomenon, and I am not sure how reddit should address this issue moving forward. There needs to be a solution that prevents cases like mine from happening. If someone posts something truthful, it should be upvoted, not downvoted. It is imperative that we allow free speech and the truth to be shared. I don’t care about the karma. Hell, I’ll gladly rake in the coal! But we must remember that free speech and opinions are key to our society and, more importantly, reddit. So, next time you want to downvote something, just think about what you are about to do!

You think special rules for some is cool? That's funny to you? I find all of you authoritarian liberals rather drab myself. You do know this site can be hit with an anti trust law suite right? A private company can not discriminate, and that is why facebook backpedaled last year. Just to let you know, the DOJ and Trump was spoken to yesterday about what is going on at twitter and here by some powerful men. So keep it up reddit.

The CEO of this company should have resigned last year when he was caught. He edited other peoples posts. Trump is going nowhere, because you will see a real hell breaking lose then. We are tired of the DEEP STATE, and we are finished playing around.

Tankies?

Tankies-heavy

Fat unemployed womyn are amazing at brigading places they otherwise wouldn't even participate in. It's their one love in life besides cholesterol.

would smash tbf

Jesus Christ maaan...

same

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Crazy gussy is best gussy.

Not that I would know ...

Just be careful about how crazy they are.

My fucking god!

Same for me, always wanted to bang Harry Potter and this will have to do.

hell yeah bro

I used to be into goth chicks back in the 90s... Would smash the daddy issues out of this one.

Your old and gross tho

Which is why she has Daddy issues.

Old and gross + young and gross, perfect combination

Sure buying food and nice clothes is not mutually exclusive but you're being intellectually dishonest if you claim that person is anything but a trendy bandwagoner

Killing Kulaks is so hot right now.

Intellectual dishonesty is communist MO so no surprise.

She said "If", so it's totally fine to imply murder and cannibalism.

lmao that was well worth the read

You can buy a month worth of ramen for a day of minimum wage. Why are people pretending it's food that the poor are worried about? Hell we even have food stamps just in case, the poor have to worry more about becoming fat than foot shortages.

What they should be up in arms about is rent but they don't know that because they all mooch room and board off their parents or some enabler friend.

the poor have to worry more about becoming fat than foot shortages.

So...we should eat the poor?

Kill, then eat the poor.

Damn, that camera work... Where's that stabilization bot when you need it?

/u/stabbot

So...we should eat the poor?

No, they're too high in saturated fat and sodium.

Grass fed vegans are the way to go.

Be careful to cook the smugness out thoroughly

My Walmart sold cases for $5.50 in September. For a little over $11 I got near 2 months of daily ramen. Realistically this is a year supply.

Hell even $5.50 is too high. I get mine for $2.68 per 12 pack

Eating Ramen 3 meals a day is a good way to kill yourself. Cheap food is full of sugar, fat and salt, which is part of why we're all so fat.

Ramen was just the natural example because it was on the sign. You can get a varied and,healthy diet on a budget because on the whole food is pretty cheap. Bean for protein, various greens that are in season, potatoes bananas, lentils. It's perfectly possible to be healthy for extremely low cost I'd you're willing to put in just a bit of legwork. We're fat because people are lazy and it's easy to eat pre prepared food that is then bathed in sodium and shipped to us.

It's almost as if being poor isn't ideal 🤔

>Cheap food
>We're

Ew, I didn't know there would be brokes in here

It is well known that /r/drama users are too large to squeeze through doorways

Nah, it is that we have no self control. Nutritionists have lost weight while nothing but eating McDicks because they don't eat as much or they burn it off.

Cheap food is full of sugar, fat and salt

Beans and rice, dawg. Or lentils, pasta, etc. Cheap food is only full of sugar, fat, and salt if you are both poor AND too lazy to actually prepare food.

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Which is exactly what leftists are meant to do

This is as retarded as someone living in communist USSR protesting against communism. Fuckin' idiot, you can't protest an economy that's providing you with what you have, that's hypocritical.

You are a "special kind of person", aren't you?

If you believe that capitalism is a cause of immense suffering, you should not starve to death or die of frostbite or go around naked, but you should minimize your consumption; do not eat out, do not buy anything besides the essentials, you get the idea. In that case, you would be consistent with your beliefs.

To use an analogy: a woman who is against abortion and aborts because she might die otherwise is being consistent with their beliefs; a woman who is against abortion and aborts because it would be an inconvenience to her lifestyle to keep the fetus would be a hypocrite.

I love how, to turn around the fact that they have zero understanding of orthodox economics, they mockingly write "basic economicsTM"

Gonna starve feelsgoodman clap

Wow 100$ boots, she must be so rich

Well, she's certainly not impoverished. That's the point.

SHE DOESN'T DESERVE HELP UNTIL SHE'S WEARING A BARREL AS CLOTHES.

Or until she uses her free time to find a job, beg for money, or just look around on the fucking ground to make the 11 cents it costs to afford ramen.

There were plenty of times I had a job but couldn't afford food. Good job parroting the conservative line that anyone who needs help is lazy, though.

Someone's a little touchy. True or false: one could ask someone for a quarter or look around on the ground to find enough money to buy ramen (the exact food described in the photo)?

True or false: The government could give this person a quarter for ramen (the exact food described in the photo) except it's too busy wasting money on a bloated defense budget that outspends Russia, China, India, Saudi Arabia, France, Japan, and the United Kingdom combined?

True. You gonna answer mine?

Basically, yeah. Assistance is for have-nots lacking necessities, not temporarily college-poor kids bummed they have to choose between eating and buying the latest iPhone.

This is the dumbest argument ever. So if someone is poor AND in college they don't deserve help? No wonder it's so hard digging yourself out of poverty with tightwads like you demonizing poor people.

Alright, I see somebody needs to step in to ask the real questions.

It's 2017. Why does that goth woman have a mullet?