u/malphitemain, you if you left boot camp thats desertion and you'd going to prison. They would never leave you alone until they caught you but your just a liar so its all good.
As soon as I saw how truly evil and depraved /r/Drama was, I GOT THE FUCK OUT. I went straight to the Mods and told them I didn't want to be part of their right wing terrorist organization. I told them that I REFUSED to kink shame innocent people of color, and take part in unjustified brigades. The Mods responded by tying me up and beating my with their bull whips for ten minutes straight. They told me that I wasn't unsubscribing and that if I ever tried to speak up against their hate and bigotry again, they would downvote me. I took matters into my own hands, and jumped out the window at night while my parents were asleep. This was the basement, and fortunately I landed in some mayonnaise. I ran the fuck away from the laptop I was at, and have not returned to this day. Every Time any redditer expresses admiration for bussy, I fucking VOMIT. I was in for long enough to see that /r/Drama is a white supremacist terrorist organization, just as bad as r/coontown.
31 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-04
Um, you forgot a period. Perhaps you'll have your first period next year.
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1 SDIHTD 2017-12-04
Woah, u/malphitemain is a legitimate nutter.
1 InternetLawyerESQ 2017-12-04
He is posting pasta from /r/bestofguzman
1 ragnathorn 2017-12-04
There's more drama in that thread but I don't get paid enough to post more links
1 Zozbot 2017-12-04
zoz
1 Zozbot 2017-12-04
zle
1 Zozbot 2017-12-04
zozzle
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-04
/u/ragnathorn you were saying
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2017-12-04
/u/ragnathorn I think that’s zoz’s way of telling you to post the fucking links.
1 headasplodes 2017-12-04
Lmao I remember that pasta
1 Honk4Tits 2017-12-04
u/malphitemain, you if you left boot camp thats desertion and you'd going to prison. They would never leave you alone until they caught you but your just a liar so its all good.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-04
🎺🎺
(. )( .) Ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
1 Russiangreyman 2017-12-04
THE agency saw how awesome and stealthily his escape was from the drills that they offered him employment.
It's all top secret though so he can't talk about it!
1 Stillwellstillhere 2017-12-04
He's in so deep he is still working for THE Agency and he doesn't even know it smh
1 GussyLover 2017-12-04
/u/MalphiteMain
Can you please explain?
🤔
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-12-04
I think the second was supposed to be copypasta or an attempt at parody.
1 geraldo42 2017-12-04
The second line is from a copypasta. How do you guys not realise that he's meming?
1 MalphiteMain 2017-12-04
Nerd
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-04
You showed your cards too early. You're supposed to double down, not make it obvious.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-12-04
A better service would be to post bussy.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-12-04
/u/MalphiteMain were you in the army or the Marines? Or maybe the Call of Duty platoon. Your story isn't very good.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-12-04
The agency, kiddo.
1 SSJKiryu 2017-12-04
He said his code name was mr.clean
1 Rith2 2017-12-04
REEEEEEE WHY ARE THOSE SOLDIERS KILLING BROWN PEOPLE ABLOOOOOOOO
1 serialflamingo 2017-12-04
Quiet, fatty.
1 Rith2 2017-12-04
Ummmmmm first off it’s genetic second off there’s literally nothing wrong with being 5’8 and 290 pounds it’s average weight 😡😤😤
1 betazoom78 2017-12-04
GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTA HERE
1 Carbill66 2017-12-04
Was he on the flight plan?
1 KalebCS 2017-12-04
Someone should warn him he doesn't get to bring friends.
1 SamWhite 2017-12-04
You're a big guy.
1 ____________13 2017-12-04
As soon as I saw how truly evil and depraved /r/Drama was, I GOT THE FUCK OUT. I went straight to the Mods and told them I didn't want to be part of their right wing terrorist organization. I told them that I REFUSED to kink shame innocent people of color, and take part in unjustified brigades. The Mods responded by tying me up and beating my with their bull whips for ten minutes straight. They told me that I wasn't unsubscribing and that if I ever tried to speak up against their hate and bigotry again, they would downvote me. I took matters into my own hands, and jumped out the window at night while my parents were asleep. This was the basement, and fortunately I landed in some mayonnaise. I ran the fuck away from the laptop I was at, and have not returned to this day. Every Time any redditer expresses admiration for bussy, I fucking VOMIT. I was in for long enough to see that /r/Drama is a white supremacist terrorist organization, just as bad as r/coontown.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-12-04
The Agency? Is that for guys who couldn't get into The Shop?
1 glmox 2017-12-04
it is eternally hilarious to me that there are meatheads out there that think full metal jacket is pro-military
1 eeso99 2017-12-04
Ate the bait