Mama bear comes out swinging for the right of her cub to play vidya with the big boys.
16 2017-12-04 by my__name__is
Sorted by Q&A, but pretty much the whole thread is gold.
16 2017-12-04 by my__name__is
Sorted by Q&A, but pretty much the whole thread is gold.
39 comments
1 wazzupnerds 2017-12-04
Literally the whole thread: OMG ITS YOR FAULT WERE DOUCHEBAGS ITS RATED T ITS NOT OUR FAULT.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-12-04
Online cuntery not rated by the ESRB yo.
1 wazzupnerds 2017-12-04
ESRB can suck my dick
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-12-04
Hey. /r/drama has a teen rating so you better watch it.
1 wazzupnerds 2017-12-04
Fuck ass damn shit bussy cunt dick
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-04
I'm pretty sure we're rated M. The added bussy probably puts it over the T limit.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-12-04
/u/phatalphreak
Ofc her teammates were dumb cunts, it's Overwatch Comp.
But letting an 11 year old play without mute on, you might as well just have them be berated by George Carlin for 20 minutes instead.
1 morefakenews 2017-12-04
Someone needs to learn from their mistakes. Is it the 11yo? Is it her? Is it everybody else?
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-12-04
Is "everyone other than the 11 year old" an option?
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-12-04
No.
The 11 year old is learning a valuable lesson that the rest of us learned from cruel kids in gym class. People are assholes and will turn on the weakest in a hearbeat in any competition.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-04
Well, low intelligence is hereditary..
1 Chicup 2017-12-04
/u/phatalphreak
11 year old girl online in a multiplayer game know for competitive assholes?
What are you insane?
My son is 13 and I have just really unleashed him on the world of online games, I required him to play no chatting and mute before then, and thats in non-competitive games.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-12-04
Mate i played Tibia when i was 10. And that game players were ruthless as fuck there. I got hunted by a major clan only for saying hi to shopkeeper before he could.
1 Chicup 2017-12-04
Wow that looks horrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iVejHCDspk
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-12-04
Lol if you think this is your 13 year old son's first time playing online.
I fucking guarantee he and his buddies have called someone a faggot ass cocksucking nigger while teabagging the shit out them.
1 Chicup 2017-12-04
You'd actually be wrong here. My son is a born diplomat. Its quite confusing.
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-12-04
Lolololololol.
There are two kinds of 13 year old boys. Assholes who think spewing insults to random strangers is funny, and pussies who have no friends. Parents love the latter, but it's a miserable existence.
1 Chicup 2017-12-04
I feel your rape fetish makes you the superior parent, I'll take your word on it.
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-12-04
I'm not giving parenting advice, dumbass.
I'm just telling you that your 13 year old probably isn't a saint.
1 Chicup 2017-12-04
The fact that he hasn't called someone a raging faggot playing a online game doesn't mean he's a saint or a sinner, it means he doesn't call people raging faggots.
Most people don't do this actually. Its knowing not to lose your cool when someone does. He's very good at that.
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-12-04
Dude, it has nothing to do with "losing your cool" and everything to do with peer pressure and being a preteen feeling your way around social boundaries outside your patent's eyesight.
1 Chicup 2017-12-04
My son doesn't know I have all of his search history. He's not there yet.
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-12-04
I'm just saying, when i was 11, a buddy of mine showed me whitehouse.com on the school computer lab.
By 13, i would wake up after my parents went to sleep, sneak down to the home computer, log in and switch browsers to a hidden netscape navigator install to check out porn sites and play video games. And you bet your ass I called people the filthiest names i could think off while playing. I wasn't even a bratty kid. I got straight As, sang in the goddamn choir, generally was the nerdiest of nerd kids. I even wore slacks and collared shirts to a school with no dress code.
1 Chicup 2017-12-04
And was I was 13-14 I'd sneak down at 2am to watch Skinamax.
But I built his system, I control the wifi router, I know the connections. I've already caught my daughter, and back in the day I caught my much younger brother.
The fact that you were a little cocksucker online doesn't mean your choice in life is between being a cocksucker or a pussy.
I personally never was such online myself, and found it was the behavior of losers. I'd win, they would rage, I'd laugh and know some poor loser was all mad at me. When you call someone a cocksucker while playing, it just means you well suck.
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-12-04
So you are admitting that at his age, you were able to get around parental restrictions and hang around the dirty internet, but somehow you think you've managed to prevent him from doing the same?
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-12-04
Yuck underage Gussy? In my Vidya? No thank you.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-04
How retarded to you have to be to put your 11 year old kid on a mic in overwatch.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-04
Their parents had to be closer than first cousins AND their childhood home was filled with lead paint AND under power lines AND on top of a nuclear waste dump.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-12-04
Just naive. I have distinct memories of my 13 year old cousin screaming into a mic playing COD. There should be strict age requirements for online competitive games.
1 illbenicethistime69 2017-12-04
i became a man at age 12 when i first got a headset and played cs 1.5. well actually i was called a faggot baby voiced bitch nigger but i realized i was in a whole new world.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-04
/u/phatalphreak : OMG, LET MY SQUEAKER SQUEAK! MY CUNT NUGGET IS SPECIAL AND OUGHT TO BE EXEMPT FROM YOUR SCORN! AND JUST BECAUSE I'M A SHITTY PARENT DOESN'T MEAN I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON!!
1 a_normal_human 2017-12-04
/u/phatalphreak, maybe give her a Switch and Splatoon 2 if she's too much of a pussy for voice chat with adults.
1 OniTan 2017-12-04
/u/phatalphreak don't listen to anyone criticizing you in any thread. This is a game based on a Chinese cartoon. The people who take it seriously are losers with no lives. Don't even let her talk to anyone online who she doesn't know in real life, they're likely to have mental illness.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-12-04
The only not retarded person in that thread.
1 niggerpenis 2017-12-04
girls 👏🏻 can't 👏🏼 play 👏🏽 video 👏🏾 games 👏🏿
1 strathmeyer 2017-12-04
Always let your kids trash talk some during your games before you let them play for themselves.
1 Rayalas 2017-12-04
She probably got yelled at by other 12 year olds. Not sure what people expect the 'community' to do to fix that, besides yelling at / harassing even more children.
1 captainpriapism 2017-12-04
who tf wants to play with an 11 year old lol
or overwatch at all but thats a diff issue
1 ItsHeathenSeason 2017-12-04
Eh, 11 is a couple of years younger than the average Overwatch player, but at the end of the day, it is a kid's game. Kids can be jerks to each other, and always will be. Like a playground game, but filled with teenagers too, bullying or finding scapegoats for failure is just what happens. The OP knew exactly what she was getting her daughter into. There's a reason Overwatch's community is so notoriously bad - because it took the kids away from games like Call of Duty.