You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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u/toolymegapoopoo all that's well and good but have you managed to lose your virginity yet

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

How is that funny when it is untrue? I've been attacked in my subreddit and have successfully fended off a stalker. In both cases my words were enough. In the former, a dude just wanted my karma. I cannot imagine in what awful world one would have to live in where a life should be traded for an upvote. As for the latter, an old friend with a meth problem kept coming by asking for OC. One time he flashed his sockpuppet (stolen). I invited him in, messaged the karmapolice, and he is now spending 15 to life in prison due to a prior trolling with that same sockpuppet. I saved my family with no shots fired. You might find trolling "funny" but I believe it is serious and work hard to keep trolls out of my community. I've actually been very successful. I'm even working to shut down 2 4chan boards within a few clicks of my this site. I've managed to force them to limit trolling to 3 hours in the mid-morning and just 5 hours total over the weekend. I only tell you this because it makes idiots like you insanely angry. You know what's funny? Your impotent anger.

u/toolymegapoopoo

I cannot imagine in what awful world one would have to live in where a life should be traded for a TV.

My TV cost $630. Now, human lives are priced differently according to their capabilities and intended usages, but for your average unskilled debt slave, they cost something like $60. Mathematically, my TV is therefore worth ten-ish lives (and this is before we even get into the nonrecoverable costs, like bullets).

I don't know how accurate this list is, though; it alleges that people would voluntarily pay $270k to take a gyppo into their house

Well, it’s all about that Western markup. They’re about the closest thing you can get to white on the wholesale market. Russia needs to start a proper war with the Ukraine so that more European orphans make their way into the cargo holds.