It would truly be a shame if he were to have an accident and no longer exist...
Just kidding. Fuck that ugly piece of shit. I actually do hope he dies, soon.
Allahu Akbar! My radical Imam came into my room to bring me a plate of Hummus and I literally screamed at him and hit the hummus out of his hand. He started yelling at me, gave me 50 lashes for disrespecting him, and threatened to throw me off a building if I kept acting so homosexual. He glared at me as I sat shivering in the corner and then he left, closing the door behind him. I'm so distressed and starving from Ramadan right now that I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my Imam but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like going on a suicide mission. I want the whole world to be Muslim. I want to be a good, faithful servant to Islam and get my 72 virgins in heaven.
Why are you Outrage Culture types always trying to change the definition of things?
Gender, rape, violence and now actual civil rights?
Do you not have it good enough in your upper-middle class, white suburban neighborhood that you just have to be a victim of something to break the boredom?
Buddy, look I don’t care. I’m just curious how much you bench because I bench 420 and I’m only 21. What are you? 23 or something? Hah it’s funny because you are a weak pathetic piece of shit. My friends call me as Rambo, so you can just call me Rambo. I’ll have you know I passed high school with a 3.0 GPA and I’m now currently in military school. You probably couldn’t even pass the entrance exam to get into it, I’ll have you know it requires an 80% overall average on the exam to even get accepted. The best part is, I got a 90%. You? Absolutely nothing you worthless piece of shit. Tell me where you live because I’m probably going to be heading there soon. Just going to warn you I could probably fuck you up in an instant. The fact that I’m 21 and lift more than you ever can is funny. When I graduate military school I will be serving my country and making 6 figure income. What will you be making? Less than me just like how you lift less you loser. If I ever come to where ever you live I’ll fuck you up.
fuck you ,you fucking "dank memer". i hope you choke on your food you fat fuck. i will push you down the empire state building if i have to. i've hired a hundred snipers to hunt you down and blow your fucking head clean off. if you think i have mercy, you are DEAD WRONG. i have already bought you a grave, right inside the pacific ocean. your family will be killed too, so that nobody will ever care about you ever again. nobody will know your name. i will burn all facts about you. i want you to know that you cannot run unless you leave the goddamn earth. i will shove your last shit inside your own mouth. i know you haven't reproduced yet, you gay ass virgin. why do i want to kill you? because you are a retarded fucking asshat. i hope your last breathing moments are of you masturbating, so that i can breed you with a donkey. just kidding, as that offspring would probably be smarter than you. go ahead and paste your "navy seal copypasta" all you want, that won't protect you, you little twat. spend your last day on /b/, you little shithead. how many motherfucking hours have you spent on pornhub? oh wait, i already know. if you think your safe due to your anonamousity, you are goddamn dead wrong. i know your street address, so good fucking luck hiding. you have a week left, tops. once i kill you i'll sell your steam account on the black market. you think you can store all you info on the internet. think again. i have millions of russian hackers looking at your browser history. any time you use a website the hackers will delete what you type. i have made sure everybody thinks you are a wanted fugitive by the name of "paul blart". one of my snipers see you right now. tl;dr eat fucking shit you spastic twat.
Not that he doesn't deserve to die, but I just find it hilarious that this guy would be at the top of anyone's kill list. In a world where so many traitors, mass murderers, and child molesters roam free with no consequence, this is the first guy that ever drove them into a homicidal rage? And how many of them would condemn capital punishment if it was actually handed down by a court?
One might argue that what he's doing is a serious threat to our democracy in the long run. More importantly, he's of Indian descent, so he's tainted to some degree with mayo blood.
You know sometimes i wonder if maybe my Trauma and Bi-polar disorder limit my ability to function as a human being knowing i might one day just break, But atleast i am not as insane as R/technology/
47 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-05
Neat.
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1 Randydandy69 2017-12-05
Lol, these guys think they're revolutionaries because they said some geek deserves to be killed while sitting at their computer
1 Greg_the_Goose 2017-12-05
/u/ShutTheMuck
1 largetime 2017-12-05
... He typed, nervously looking over his shoulder for his mom to enter the riom.
1 Greg_the_Goose 2017-12-05
I wonder if his stepdad plays golf with his asshole.
1 menvaren 2017-12-05
He probably uses clubs.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-12-05
NO DADDY!
NO!
1 Randydandy69 2017-12-05
A red sun rises, tendies were spilled that night.
1 poodlepaws 2017-12-05
reee
1 RecallRethuglicans 2017-12-05
He’s not a geek. He’s a corporate whore.
1 Randydandy69 2017-12-05
What's the difference?
1 stevemisor 2017-12-05
Taking up arms over internet speed
1 headasplodes 2017-12-05
So I can justify murdering people if I say they're denying my civil rights? Sweet. That KFC cashier was denying me my right to tendies
1 niggerpenis 2017-12-05
Allahu Akbar! My radical Imam came into my room to bring me a plate of Hummus and I literally screamed at him and hit the hummus out of his hand. He started yelling at me, gave me 50 lashes for disrespecting him, and threatened to throw me off a building if I kept acting so homosexual. He glared at me as I sat shivering in the corner and then he left, closing the door behind him. I'm so distressed and starving from Ramadan right now that I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my Imam but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like going on a suicide mission. I want the whole world to be Muslim. I want to be a good, faithful servant to Islam and get my 72 virgins in heaven.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-05
/u/shallowm
1 darth_stroyer 2017-12-05
brings in hummus
fasting for ramadan
May Allah break the back of this disease ridden rodent.
1 shallowm 2017-12-05
It might've been sunset time, when the fast is broken.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-12-05
The fact he anime runs away in the end kills me every time I see this.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-05
This is your brain on stupid.
1 GenericOnlineName 2017-12-05
Civil Rights: "the rights of citizens to political and social freedom and equality."
So yes, net neutrality going away is a civil rights issue.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-05
im so angry that the fcc wn't let me spread the wrds abot the NIGGer problem in the us, socrates died for this shit
did u knw NIGGERS account for only 13% of the pop but they account for over 120% of the fucking crime fuck nigger
1 GenericOnlineName 2017-12-05
...what
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-05
basically this, what i say be4
1 LemonScore 2017-12-05
Answer him, soyboy.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-05
POKE
POKE
Say it, shill
1 glmox 2017-12-05
quality post
1 Singulaire 2017-12-05
Needs more bussy.
1 LightUmbra 2017-12-05
What's that copypasta that starts of with meeting someone at a party and goes on to talk about black crime and Cocaine out of someone's ass?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-05
you GOTEM
1 largetime 2017-12-05
Why are you Outrage Culture types always trying to change the definition of things?
Gender, rape, violence and now actual civil rights?
Do you not have it good enough in your upper-middle class, white suburban neighborhood that you just have to be a victim of something to break the boredom?
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-05
/u/ShutTheMuck is one of those pussies that wipes his comment history because he reeks of gross pussy
1 ShutTheMuck 2017-12-05
You go, girl!
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-05
The edge is getting
1 ShutTheMuck 2017-12-05
Can't you do any better than that? Just kidding...we all know you can't.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-05
Buddy, look I don’t care. I’m just curious how much you bench because I bench 420 and I’m only 21. What are you? 23 or something? Hah it’s funny because you are a weak pathetic piece of shit. My friends call me as Rambo, so you can just call me Rambo. I’ll have you know I passed high school with a 3.0 GPA and I’m now currently in military school. You probably couldn’t even pass the entrance exam to get into it, I’ll have you know it requires an 80% overall average on the exam to even get accepted. The best part is, I got a 90%. You? Absolutely nothing you worthless piece of shit. Tell me where you live because I’m probably going to be heading there soon. Just going to warn you I could probably fuck you up in an instant. The fact that I’m 21 and lift more than you ever can is funny. When I graduate military school I will be serving my country and making 6 figure income. What will you be making? Less than me just like how you lift less you loser. If I ever come to where ever you live I’ll fuck you up.
1 ShutTheMuck 2017-12-05
Calm down, little girl. You sound like you need a nap.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-05
fuck you ,you fucking "dank memer". i hope you choke on your food you fat fuck. i will push you down the empire state building if i have to. i've hired a hundred snipers to hunt you down and blow your fucking head clean off. if you think i have mercy, you are DEAD WRONG. i have already bought you a grave, right inside the pacific ocean. your family will be killed too, so that nobody will ever care about you ever again. nobody will know your name. i will burn all facts about you. i want you to know that you cannot run unless you leave the goddamn earth. i will shove your last shit inside your own mouth. i know you haven't reproduced yet, you gay ass virgin. why do i want to kill you? because you are a retarded fucking asshat. i hope your last breathing moments are of you masturbating, so that i can breed you with a donkey. just kidding, as that offspring would probably be smarter than you. go ahead and paste your "navy seal copypasta" all you want, that won't protect you, you little twat. spend your last day on /b/, you little shithead. how many motherfucking hours have you spent on pornhub? oh wait, i already know. if you think your safe due to your anonamousity, you are goddamn dead wrong. i know your street address, so good fucking luck hiding. you have a week left, tops. once i kill you i'll sell your steam account on the black market. you think you can store all you info on the internet. think again. i have millions of russian hackers looking at your browser history. any time you use a website the hackers will delete what you type. i have made sure everybody thinks you are a wanted fugitive by the name of "paul blart". one of my snipers see you right now. tl;dr eat fucking shit you spastic twat.
1 ShutTheMuck 2017-12-05
Yep, someone's fussy.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-05
Good night 😊 😊 😊
1 Greg_the_Goose 2017-12-05
Just in case
1 glmox 2017-12-05
murder is actually good now, try to keep up guys
1 poodlepaws 2017-12-05
Ajit isn't white you inconsiderate dickfag. Can you please remember Rule #1 of mayocide?
1 Redactor0 2017-12-05
Not that he doesn't deserve to die, but I just find it hilarious that this guy would be at the top of anyone's kill list. In a world where so many traitors, mass murderers, and child molesters roam free with no consequence, this is the first guy that ever drove them into a homicidal rage? And how many of them would condemn capital punishment if it was actually handed down by a court?
1 poodlepaws 2017-12-05
Why does he deserve to die?
1 Redactor0 2017-12-05
One might argue that what he's doing is a serious threat to our democracy in the long run. More importantly, he's of Indian descent, so he's tainted to some degree with mayo blood.
1 poodlepaws 2017-12-05
I'm beginning to see the light.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2017-12-05
He’s about to reverse the entire progress of human civilization.
1 Tagesausbruch 2017-12-05
Funny how they avoid even hinting at Trump being the one ultimately responsible for the US losing net neutrality
1 ZZZ_ZERO_ZZZ 2017-12-05
Funny how people forget ajit was appointed by obama
1 crimsonchibolt 2017-12-05
You know sometimes i wonder if maybe my Trauma and Bi-polar disorder limit my ability to function as a human being knowing i might one day just break, But atleast i am not as insane as R/technology/
1 BeNiceStopAgitating 2017-12-05
God the absolute fucking state of entitlement they have is so retarded
Wahhhh I have to pay for my internet porn and video games and I can't steam 8k porn 24/7 this is tyranny wahhhh.