Ok, I just have one thing to say - EVERYBODY USES FUCKING DOPING IN OLYMPICS. Seriously, if you think that all other athletes are clean, you are wrong.
So that’s your smoking gun, 2 athletes on a team that has the sponsorship from the part of the government that brings people mail?
In this fantastical tale, does the US government collaborate on doping, in a systemic way(since it’s the Postal Service, they probably save on shipping🤣)?
Mexico needs to win at something athletic. I have never seen any real-life Mexican move at a speed faster than 500 yards an hour except when running from a machete attack in a cartel execution video.
Put an ICE windbreaker on the ref with the starter pistol, and you'll see mexican athletes break world records (but to be fair some blacks might run even faster than usual so it might be a tie).
I'm fortunate enough to not live in some South Arizona craphole so I don't ever get to see the stream of fearless and hardworking migrants seeking a better life in the Land of Opportunity.
All they want is to dream a dream, maaan. Why do you hate to share?
Not my country. I'd have to jump quite a few borders (and swim a few oceans) to get into the USA anyway. Are the rumors on facebook that the government gives you free healthcare, a free Obongo Phone, a car, and a licence to rape white women the second you illegaly set one foot in the country?
Oh I'm not American either: I'm a nomad, following the great herds of the lolcows across the great plains of drama wherever they take me. Borders have no meaning to me...
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1 MrBallsackEyes 2017-12-05
u gay tho
1 neveryousay3 2017-12-05
Ok, I just have one thing to say - EVERYBODY USES FUCKING DOPING IN OLYMPICS. Seriously, if you think that all other athletes are clean, you are wrong.
1 stevemisor 2017-12-05
Read the article
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/05/sports/olympics/ioc-russia-winter-olympics.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0
They didn't just dope, they had a whole government department trying to get their doping in while trying to others banned
1 nanonan 2017-12-05
So not like every other country, only like the wealthy ones that have their shit together.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-05
You're nuts if you don't think the US hive tries to sweep this under the rug as well.
1 BussySundae 2017-12-05
Can you provide proof of this US government-sanctioned doping program?
1 Namenamenamenamena 2017-12-05
You're nuts if you don't think the US gov tries to sweep this under the rug as well.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-05
Read up on Lance Armstrong friend
1 Brokenglassinmyass 2017-12-05
Two words for you
Anita Sarkeesian
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-12-05
And that man's name?
Albert Einstien.
1 MrBallsackEyes 2017-12-05
She injects pure follicle stimulating hormone directly into her upper lip.
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-05
Lance Armstrong and Floyd Landis rode for the US Postal Service cycling team 🤔 🤔 🤔
1 BussySundae 2017-12-05
So that’s your smoking gun, 2 athletes on a team that has the sponsorship from the part of the government that brings people mail?
In this fantastical tale, does the US government collaborate on doping, in a systemic way(since it’s the Postal Service, they probably save on shipping🤣)?
I’m unconvinced still
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-05
Just how seriously are you taking /r/Drama right now, friendo?
1 MrBallsackEyes 2017-12-05
Russia couldn't even accomplish this, and yet we're supposed to believe the "hacked the election"?
Hilarious!
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-05
The Olympics and World Anti Doping Agency aren't run by a celebrity cheeto.
1 MrBallsackEyes 2017-12-05
MUH CHEETO
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-05
What's that bait taste like?
1 MrBallsackEyes 2017-12-05
You tell me. You bit.
1 stevemisor 2017-12-05
RT is going to lose its fucking mind
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-05
I'm waiting for the Daddy Defence Force to decide whether it needs to defend Russia's honour.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2017-12-05
If the Olympics produces some great bot-backed drama it may actually be entertaining for once.
1 Honk4Tits 2017-12-05
I think steroids should be allowed in sports.
1 Brokenglassinmyass 2017-12-05
We should make a new Olympics where doping is encouraged and see who the real best country is without all of the political shit
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-12-05
We should have an Olympics for drunks, meth-heads and crack-whores.
Mexico would be unbeatable.
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-05
Why do you think they already banned Russia? 🤔 🤔 🤔
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-12-05
I don't know, Russia would definitely give them a run for their money. The gopniks were born to compete in games like that.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-12-05
Mexico needs to win at something athletic. I have never seen any real-life Mexican move at a speed faster than 500 yards an hour except when running from a machete attack in a cartel execution video.
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-12-05
Put an ICE windbreaker on the ref with the starter pistol, and you'll see mexican athletes break world records (but to be fair some blacks might run even faster than usual so it might be a tie).
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-12-05
I'm fortunate enough to not live in some South Arizona craphole so I don't ever get to see the stream of fearless and hardworking migrants seeking a better life in the Land of Opportunity.
All they want is to dream a dream, maaan. Why do you hate to share?
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-12-05
Not my country. I'd have to jump quite a few borders (and swim a few oceans) to get into the USA anyway. Are the rumors on facebook that the government gives you free healthcare, a free Obongo Phone, a car, and a licence to rape white women the second you illegaly set one foot in the country?
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-12-05
Oh I'm not American either: I'm a nomad, following the great herds of the lolcows across the great plains of drama wherever they take me. Borders have no meaning to me...
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-12-05
Except the ones with walls, armed guards and barbed wire. Those can hurt.