/r/BlackPeopleTwitter posts a story ending with everyone clapping and wonders why everyone keeps saying /r/thatHappened

24  2017-12-05 by asdfman2000

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You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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“Black Anality” argues that “black” and “anal” are rendered ideologically, discursively, and representationally synonymous, and that black female flesh becomes the material space on which this convergence occurs. Drawing on an archive of online, widely accessible black pornographies, I develop the term black anality to describe how black pleasures are represented as peculiarly and particularly oriented toward the anus, and thus as peculiarly and particularly attached to anal ideologies. In doing so, I depart from black feminist scholarship, which has long examined the buttocks as an imagined locus of racial-sexual difference and which has developed a set of analytics that now predominate in the study of black female sexualities: spectacularity, excess, grotesquerie, and display. “Black Anality” offers a new set of analytics for black feminist work on sexuality: spatiality, waste, toxicity, and filth. These analytics, I argue, allow black feminists to consider how black female sexuality is imagined to be rooted in (and perhaps generative of) certain kinds of filthy spaces, particularly the ghetto; how black sexuality is constructed as literally and metaphorically dirty; how black sexuality is posited as toxic, non-productive, and nonreproductive; and how black sexuality is imagined as wasteful. In turning attention to this understudied and overdetermining space — the black anus — “Black Anality” considers the racial meanings produced in pornographic texts that insistently return to the black female anus as a critical site of pleasure, peril, and curiosity.

Great. Thanks to you I just learned the time cube guy died.

You should write a book.

So I can have a book of copy pasta to rest my dildo on

It's actually a 17-page journal article, I haven't got around to reading it yet.

I haven't got around to reading it yet

Pls don't. I love you way too much for you to end up dead like this :(

It's alright, I've read worse. Reading that made me physically cringe, but it shouldn't be too hard to read an academic article about how the anus...something? Honestly, I'm not even sure what the article is about exactly, I've read the abstract about 3 times and still don't get it.

Ok I read it.

The therapeutic masturbation was a natural extension of what I was already doing in taking care of my son’s body. I also remember how my son expressed a sense of relief, delight and happiness with a smile followed by laughter and other sounds of contentment when I applied the therapeutic masturbation. His body also succumb through orgasm to indicate his enjoyment of the masturbation.

/unjerks

I mean the guy has an IQ of 20 or even lower. He's not the man he was before his disability struck him. You could even say that this is a completely different person as his memories don't matter because even if he can recall them, he cannot make anything off of it. He doesn't understand most of the stuff said to him. He looks the same and has the same brain but he's now a completely different person and his reaction is quite appropriate given his condition. I'm actually impressed by how compassionate and empathetic his mother is because I don't think a lot of mothers with children on the scale of PIMD would do this.

Yes yes I know that the name of the blogspot is cringey as hell but the article is anything but, to be very honest. I'm not lying nor am i putting on a character. I actually feel for the mother and when she talked about how a sex worker will actually increase a lot of the already medical bills she's buried under did make me sad as hell. Ugh. This is depressing :'(

He looks the same and has the same brain but he's now a completely different person and his reaction is quite appropriate given his condition

Yeah, that's to be expected. I doubt he actually understands what's happening.

I'm actually impressed by how compassionate and empathetic his mother is because I don't think a lot of mothers with children on the scale of PIMD would do this.

Do you mean his father? The guy who wrote the blog (his father) says his wife left him:

My story begins nearly 30 years ago when my wife (now ex-wife) gave birth to a wonderful baby boy named Mustafa.

I can understand where the the father is coming from (I don't know if it's the right thing to do, but whatever), but it just made me cringe because it's not something you imagine every day, you know what I mean?

Do you mean his father?

Fuck up sorry.

The guy who wrote the blog (his father) says his wife left him:

:(

but it just made me cringe because it's not something you read and imagine every day, you know what I mean?

Ohhhhh so you find it cringey in that way. No no I feel you. But I got more depressed than felt cringe but it's definitely there. It's not something normal, to say the least.

Bless your heart, I just wanna hug uuuuuu

You had me at black anal and then lost me right after.

I'm curious about black anus now

:u/niggerpenis show him your anus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°

if you’re white and you frequent that sub you’re literally pathetic

Hey, you take that back. /u/GallowBoob is a national treasure. He's a prime drama creator with all of his REEEEEEE posts since Trump got elected.

Seriously, /u/GallowBoob is a national treasure.

Don't be rude to /u/GallowBoob by pinging him repeatedly okay you dickholes

What does it mean to "ping" /u/Gallowboob and how would one go about it?

Did you know /u/gallowboob is reddit's karma king? He has had online blog articles written about him and was hired to literally post on reddit all day long. Probably drowning in tail as well.

Legend.

So you're saying don't ping /u/Gallowboob?

Yes, absolutely under no circumstances are you dipshits allowed to ping /u/gallowboob

He probably has notifications turned off at this point lol

Are you talking about /u/GallowBoob ?

No, /u/Gallowboob.

Wait, you said /u/gallowboob didn't you?

So yes

No, there's a capitalization....are you an incel?

/u/GallowBoob

It's true...😞

I can't get sex because i have difficulty capitalizing /u/gAllowbooB correctly

That's like 90% of the sub. A lot of them also try to write comments like black people to fit into the theme of the sub, but it's painfully obvious and unnatural. Look at the top comment:

Man fuck outta here with that shit. I used to fly all the time for work and had baller status so I'd always be upgraded. Some days I would fly out the next morning instead of right after my meetings so I'd look hella bummy in joggers and gym shoes compared to my usual suit and tie, the fucking side eye I'd get when the flight attendant would bring me a drink and thank me for being a Diamond status flyer. You'd think that I was flying to interracially dick down these motherfuckers daughters in front of them.

Yeah dude, like, that comment was pretty much how I'd imagine a white kid from Iowa would think a "baller" black person would write based on watching lots of rapper interview on Youtube.

hella bummy

Nvm it's a white kid from Southern Oregon who pretends he's from NorCal.

Made more obvious by the fact that he’s active on /r/tennis lmao

is there a whiter activity on this earth than tennis?

not to mention none of this is anything to be indignant about. oh, someone looked at you funny? someone was rude to you in the airport? take that shit to /r/firstworldproblems.

pajeet learning english from watching BET at his home in bangladesh

http://archive.is/Srced

Mih fugga bixnood

The comments on that sub from white people trying to "sound black" are unironically basically blackface.

If you're anyone who goes to that sub for anything other than low effort trolling, you're literally pathetic

everyone called out this fake story

the mods shut it down because it goes against the "blacks can do no wrong" narrative

or because theres plenty of fake stories that get posted there all the time....?

Like the Zola story, which was like 50% real at most.

The Zola story was at least entertaining.

it was 10x longer

and also got way more upvotes, was one of the top posts of all time

so yeah, of course it had more entertainment value than a smaller post that will be forgotten in a month.

also, different people like different things? Some grown adults watch my little pony, some people like game of thrones. Not every meme is going to make you laugh.

Story is fake as hell, I'm just here to say this whole 'mods shutting it down because black supremacy' shit is some bullshit until proven otherwise.

The story was some dude race baiting for attention about some random woman.

The mods aren't attempting to keep it up for black supremacy. They keep up fake stories of a lot of shit including prostitution. if they keep the zola story up, are they doing that to promote prostitution?

I am calling the dude that did it a piece of shit. Just because a black guy created it doesn't make it worthy of it being on the sub. The mods should have removed it. It was just a giant stupid shit post.

I don't believe I ever really talked positively about the creator, I've been harping on how people are viewing the mods motivations as black supremacy. That is also the parent comment this stems from.

all the mods of /r/blackpeopletwitter are unironically racist though. this isn't 'black supremacist' thing but they do hate all white people (rightfully so, mayocide when?)

Dindu noffin

And his best friend in The Shire, Meriwether Pippin.

Not Scotty Pippin?

what a funny joke

Thanks :D 👍🏿

Money for a first class ticket but not to have a doctor take a look at that stye?

No one said he spent it well

I want to bite that thing growing on his eye with just my front teeth.

...Need to make a connection here, imo.

I gagged for a moment

Maybe he's hoping it will go full Kuato in a few years.

I made a connection...

Damn, I walked right into that one

i dont get it, pls explain fag

you ain’t even get respect if you served in the military if you’re a poc.

Deadass ain't no Vietcong ever called me a big brained ni🅱🅱a bruh pew pew pew 😂

Nigger amirite

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SERVED

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REEEEEEEEE*

Oh no, did your rude detector stop working?

No it's because you were "REEEEEEEEE"ing. There's a difference :D

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Failed meme. Good try though!

Man fuck outta here with that shit. I used to fly all the time for work and had baller status so I'd always be upgraded. Some days I would fly out the next morning instead of right after my meetings so I'd look hella bummy in joggers and gym shoes compared to my usual suit and tie, the fucking side eye I'd get when the flight attendant would bring me a drink and thank me for being a Diamond status flyer. You'd think that I was flying to interracially dick down these motherfuckers daughters in front of them.

u/OskeewowowIL

Lying ass faggot

Ask your mother, she was riding it last night.

u/OskeewowwowIL is a down-ass wardie, and also an afficionado of hiking the Appalachian Trail.

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So much anger for people who get free drinks.

Every time I've flown first class I got drunk as fuck. Yes ma'am, I'll have another.

I bring all my new accounts to that sub to build up karma. Easy peasy, nigga.

Ya already kno nigga lmao u just gotta type like this an niggas be throwin u mad shady ass karma lmao bruh u fukkin hurd me??? Now Smash Dat Mother Fukkin Karma Button!! LMAO bruh!! SLAY

I gring all my new accounts there to make black-dad jokes and get banned

r/blackpeopletwitter is painfully fucking white

It's weird, I knew it would be locked before clicking the link.

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