r/drama_irl

60  2017-12-06 by SDIHTD

24 comments

Raising a future thot can do that to a man

With a name like Ulys Laffette Bell IV he probably should've shown her how do it first

Proud southern history!

TIL Arizona is in the south.

Do you coastal/liberal types think everything in between NY and CA is "the south"?

Ulys Laffette Bell IV

if that name doesn't sound like it comes from a long line of southern cousin fuckers I don't know what would

cousin fuckers

You mean the British?

i mean sure the tea sucking limeys are inbreds too, they also are the forefathers of a lot of southern trash humans

Don't downplay the frog influence in the south as well, cajuns are worse than the WASPs in cousin-fuck, Georgia.

At least "Bell" is not misspelled, and I'm not sure about "IV", they might think it stands for intravenous.

You like Intravenous DeMilo?

If he wasn't a mayo, I would be guessed basketball american

lol yes

Honestly, if your given name is Ulysses, you've got very few options when it comes to shortening it.

Ulysses Lafayatte Bell IV sounds a lot more regal than that abomination

**WHITE

PEOPLE**

UUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

Wow. Not Florida? I guess after Ohio and West Virginia Arizona is the next most Floridian state

I often say Arizona is the Florida of the west.

This is a big misunderstanding, he gave his 14 year old daughter a gun to keep herself safe from Roy Moore.

That guy doesn't know what a tortoise is.

Goddamn skin-jobs.

no we are too pussy to do it in RL

I think we've found a new Dr. Spock for this generation.

PIZZA HUT STARTS DELIVERING BEER AND WINE IN ARIZONA

This interests me more, tbh..