K, it's dry, and that's how she clearly wants it. So I shove that fucker in there
Yeah, that's not happening...Enemas and supps take a fair amount of lubricant no matter the person so I feel like this guy's finger isn't going in completely dry or anything.
You'd be surprised what a girl will allow in the moment.
You'd be surprised what a girl will ask for in the moment. I have never wanted to do this before or since, but she asked in a way that made me feel like a special princess.
Pretty much my experience. Was with a long time really close friend and she was just going crazy with me. The highlight of it all was her looking at me and saying, "just spit and put it in."
Yeah, that's not happening...Enemas and supps take a fair amount of lubricant no matter the person so I feel like this guy's finger isn't going in completely dry or anything.
As someone who habitually uses dildos I can say without a shadow of a doubt that this person is retarded, and lube is for faggots who want wet buttcheeks
do you fuckers actually think the term "lady trench" is funny?
his story sounds like a fucking 16 year old telling his friends how he TOTALLY banged ur MILF mom last night!! also it has that extra reddit flair where he adds a bunch of dumbass catchphrases in the hope one of them will stick
For anyone reading this, warning, it is satire. I've used the silliest words I can think of, identified my characters motivation in the most cliche, uninformed, immature way possible, for my own amusement and for yours. What you are about to read includes the phrase turd cutter, and if that doesn't make you giggle, turn back now. You've been warned.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-06
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1 supergauntlet 2017-12-06
ok PIMM
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-06
MOD /u/BENICEBITCH RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
1 benicebitch 2017-12-06
Does that mean I get to be a mod? I don't think I can handle that responsibility. I'd like to thank vargas for the inspiration though.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-06
Top mod /u/HodortheDoorHolder will appoint you as a mod in just a matter of minutes. Isn't that right?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-06
One of the other mods can do it. I'm busy atm.
1 Ennui2778 2017-12-06
Fuck, circlebroke made me chuckle. Gonna go keep myself safe.
1 Brumaired 2017-12-06
You'd be surprised what a girl will allow in the moment.
1 benicebitch 2017-12-06
You'd be surprised what a girl will ask for in the moment. I have never wanted to do this before or since, but she asked in a way that made me feel like a special princess.
1 Brumaired 2017-12-06
Pretty much my experience. Was with a long time really close friend and she was just going crazy with me. The highlight of it all was her looking at me and saying, "just spit and put it in."
My eyes nearly popped out of my head.
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-12-06
Lmfao I stick my fingers in "dry" errytime
1 Rith2 2017-12-06
As someone who habitually uses dildos I can say without a shadow of a doubt that this person is retarded, and lube is for faggots who want wet buttcheeks
1 Unironicshitpostr 2017-12-06
It was written with purposeful vulgarity and it's disgusting.
1 nmx179 2017-12-06
u/cocaine-mountain you sound like you're as much fun to fuck as a bucket of lukewarm dishwater tbqhwyfimho
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-12-06
Until you get him cocaine!
1 wwxxwwxx 2017-12-06
do you fuckers actually think the term "lady trench" is funny?
his story sounds like a fucking 16 year old telling his friends how he TOTALLY banged ur MILF mom last night!! also it has that extra reddit flair where he adds a bunch of dumbass catchphrases in the hope one of them will stick
1 benicebitch 2017-12-06
When do we say ZOOP now? I'll help you make it stick! ZOOP!
I thought lady trench was pretty silly actually. Shit Spitter was my favorite, but I had fun with the different variations of herpes.
I'll admit, the tone wasn't that clear...at the beginning I was using adolescent Victorian euphemisms and I devolved in to really cheesy ones later.
1 pepperouchau 2017-12-06
I prefer "meat socket"
1 weniscommander 2017-12-06
Imagine being a circlebroker who angrily clutches pearls over low effort sex jokes.
1 shallowm 2017-12-06
1 nmx179 2017-12-06
u/hotcrossblonde how dare these ruffians be vulgar about sex, it's so.... uncouth
1 shitpersonality 2017-12-06
KINKSHAMERS WILL BE BANNED FROM /r/CONSERVATIVE
1 Rith2 2017-12-06
Everyday, a blessing.
1 egoitis 2017-12-06
Nothing gets past this guy.