Death metal vocalist starts crowd funding campaign to get male feminist from rival band some vocal lessons

62  2017-12-06 by Wraith_GraveSpell

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Op, with all due respect, I'm not fucking reading a MetalSucks article.

The only things worse than nazis, tankies and pedos combined are people that complain about sources in r/drama.

The only things worse than nazis, tankies, feminists and pedos and people that complain about sources in r/drama combined is metalsucks

We must go deeper.

r/drama sucks

It is known.

Just get ad block. The posts are good on its own without the commentary

Anyone who's in a tech death band that's not early Suffocation or Nocturnus, kys.

I found out this directly from the guys facebook. This is the only article i found on it without linking directly to FB. Yes I know metal sucks is absolute cancer.

I like how the second dude was like "sorry, I fucked up. My bad" and the other dude was all "hell nah".

Do you post on r/metal? Your name is kinda familiar.

Ouch. You didn't like the faceless first two albums?

The fuck are you talking about? So you're saying that Spawn of Possession and Psycroptic are bad? Cryptopsy? Cytotoxin?

hey faggot souls to deny was pretty good

I don't think we should have rapists in bands at all tbh

Then why would anyone be in a band?

It's not rape if you share the drugs with them, right?

to fuck their manager?

Sounds like a lot of work to have sex with one person...

but he has such nice old man balls mad of money. sigh I guess I'll accuse him of rape

Sounds like a solid plan.

No, no. The manager fucks you.

Considering the recent hysteria over power dynamics, every guy in a band which has ever had sex with a groupie is a certified rapist.

Metal is the anime of music.

Smartest thing ever written here.

Nah...that's modern white pop music is the anime of music.....

Don't you dare to compare Ronnie James Dio with anime

Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Ronnie James Dio is a balding manlet who refuses to cut his hair. He would absolutely not be out of place at an anime convention.

Dio's dead, dumbas

probably got aids from being in the gayest band of all time

Fuck off and go listen to Taylor Swift

> being this mad that someone made fun of your homoerotic viking LARPer music

proof that metal fans are spergs

Oh look, a Meghan Trainor fan.

metal died in 2006.

Nah, metal died in 1995, when Metallica cut their hair and started playing fucking country. And rap music is a zombie, quality pop music is a whore on her last dose of crack...

metallica sold out long before then, fam. if they are what you based metal on, then you have had a rough time of it.

No, I'm trying to portray a r/metal poster...I based metal on Manowar.

I based metal on the chariot. you couldn't get more brutal than them. Unless you went with Job for a Cowboy.

thinking metallica is relevant to metal in 2017

Metal was born dead

Nothing wrong with Meghan. I'd pee in her butt.

whos butt wouldnt you pee in?

Dio isnt viking anything

umm they don't sing about vikings they sing about satanic dragon wizards

nerd

Dio doent sing about that either, and I dont listen to dio, stop being a retard.

no one cares dude

Then why are you sperging so hard

No dumbass, He died after Joseph Jostar cradled his severed head as they sunk to the bottom of the ocean.

Jesus Christ, no he didn't you goddamn trogdolyte.. First of all, it was Jonathan Joestar that cradled his severed head as they sank to the bottom of the ocean in Part One: Phantom Blood. In Part Three: Stardust Crusaders, it's revealed that DIO never died after the events at sea, and stole Jonathan's body for himself. THEN Joseph Joestar and Jotaro Kujo track DIO down in Egypt and kill him.

You fucking imbecile. You sniveling wretch.

All of those things you say about me are true.

wtf bro hwo can you call a band with a testosterone laiden name like RAINBOW gay????

So is Anime.

Idk I feel like that might be rap also

no

Holy fuck yes

Solid Kids in the Hall reference in the comments tho

Idk who Archspire is but I'm gonna give them a go now.

The Faceless isn't that bad tho.

Archspire is great. The Faceless used to be amazing, but the latest album sucked massive ass.

They were great before Michael Keene kicked everyone out. They had some solid members.

Their old vocalist was fantastic. Apparantly he was supposed to do vocals for the new album, but he decided to fuck it after showing up to an empty studio several times. Tbh, I really enjoyed Spiraling Void when it was first released back in 2015, but the new re-recording for the album release is garbage. Seems like the new drummer can't keep up

Everything after planetary duality is trash

My man.

I hate it when bands implode like that, at least incurso was listenable. Keene's a fucking twat

LMAO it honestly is deserved. The latest Faceless album was a massive disappointment

God I love Archspire. Best leafs in existence.

Who the fuck listens to metal with vocals in it anymore

...Anyone who actually listens to metal?

No idea what the fuck you're trying to say.

That metal with vox is trash. Thought I was pretty clear you fucking mong.