I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

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Hey /u/thisisanokayusername she's not gonna fuck you.

That's fine! Thanks for being so concerned.

I'm not sure if you know this, may be hard to see with your head so far up your ass, but she's a dyke.

Yeah, I also assumed she was a lesbian. It's not very hard to read, but good job, I guess!

How do you read a video? Most people I know just watch them.

Uh-oh. Looks like someone doesn't know "read" has more than one definition! That's okay. Just break out a dictionary, buddy! You can even use Google.com.

I am exceptionally versed in millennial white guilt word play. I know you can't 'read' something without institutionalized power.

And based on the oppression you've suffered in the linked thread you have no power. As such you couldn't have read that video.

Oh okay, thank you! <3

Anytime, cracker!

Good night, virgin!

OH NO!!! You've questioned my probability for coitus! I am cut... to the bone^r.

Questioned?

Just break out a dictionary, buddy! You can even use Google.com.

You literally post in /r/TeenMom2 or some shit you fucking retarded faggot.

I like this kid.

How do you "break" a dictionary? Most people I know just read them.