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Not that I have been to Texas, but I

have

heard

Texas

is

crap

Well they don't give out free needles in Texas so that's gonna be a problem for your standard PNW'er.

They're not wrong about Dallas having boring scenery. It's flat and mostly just suburbia. Also, that picture with the typical Dallas attire was hilariously spot-on.

lmao that these mayos think dallas has high humidity, that's adorable